Fat Joe Saunders - WOW

[stevenash]

He's been been on auto-fade for the past season and a half, but this one is like stealing candy from a baby.

N Markakis walked.	0	0
S Pearce homered to left, N Markakis scored.	0	2
N Cruz grounded out to shortstop.	0	2
A Jones homered to left.	0	3

[TwoWays]

jimenez can be just as wild. then it's a battle of the bullpen and balty has been stinking it up on that end.

[stevenash]

jimenez can be just as wild. then it's a battle of the bullpen and balty has been stinking it up on that end.

Had to pay 25 cent juice for the 'over'

[TwoWays]

good bet. these two pitching staffs are horrible. the other guy on rangers that is just terrible is nick martinez. i don't know how the guy only allowed 1 or 2 runs versus the angels a few weeks back but overall when you see him pitch it is usually a game to play over on.

[stevenash]

First batter in the second inning, JJ Hardy goes deep.
Did you see Jone's shot?

[No coincidences]

The total on this game dipped to 9 late.

Watch Ubaldo pitch a gem out of nowhere and Baltimore win 9-0.

[Monitor-Tan]

The total on this game dipped to 9 late.

Watch Ubaldo pitch a gem out of nowhere and Baltimore win 9-0.

Bigger question is why the fukk was the Rangers line dropping... Rofl...

[No coincidences]

The total on this game dipped to 9 late.

Watch Ubaldo pitch a gem out of nowhere and Baltimore win 9-0.

Here it comes....

Live line magically down to its original number now at 9.5.

[No coincidences]

Classic bullshit under.

Totals are such sucker bets.

[Darkside Magick]

Classic bullshit under.

Totals are such sucker bets.

They been that way for years...bookies laugh at bettors ...don't know why people bet them.

[No coincidences]

They been that way for years...bookies laugh at bettors ...don't know why people bet them.

Look at this game and the OAK/DET total.

If I had been on both of those fluke losses, I'd be on a bridge right now.

[jay89]

orioles have been crushing the ball lately, texas hasn't. texas is still overrated, they are easy money

[Darkside Magick]

Look at this game and the OAK/DET total.

If I had been on both of those fluke losses, I'd be on a bridge right now.

Oak/Det closed @9 so that would have been a push

[You mad bro]

Fat Joel peralta

[Albert Pujols]

Joe Saunders has always seemed so hittable to me, just watching. Reminds me of Odalis Perez. Don't understand how they ever got anybody out.

[No coincidences]

Joe Saunders has always seemed so hittable to me, just watching. Reminds me of Odalis Perez. Don't understand how they ever got anybody out.

It's because, like Odalis, he's left-handed.

If Joe Saunders were right-handed, he'd be working construction somewhere (or entering professional hot dog eating contests).

[Albert Pujols]

It's because, like Odalis, he's left-handed.

If Joe Saunders were right-handed, he'd be working construction somewhere (or entering professional hot dog eating contests).

You're right. But I don't understand how guys like these two are 10 year career starters, and a guy like Neal Cotts struggles to just get on a roster.

[No coincidences]

You're right. But I don't understand how guys like these two are 10 year career starters, and a guy like Neal Cotts struggles to just get on a roster.

"Starting pitcher" (I use that mildly) vs. reliever. Even so, lefty relievers hang around forever no matter how bad they are. Look at Phil Coke.

[Albert Pujols]

"Starting pitcher" (I use that mildly) vs. reliever. Even so, lefty relievers hang around forever no matter how bad they are. Look at Phil Coke.

Cotts was a starter when he came up. I actually umpired a few of his games at Illinois St. 40 scouts in the house every night. Guy was nasty. I guess I go by what I see, and the Cardinals just pounded Perez every time out. Pujols hit like .500 career against him.

[Albert Pujols]

Must be something crafty about Saunders. He was great in his rookie season, just won and won and won. I could never figure out how. I wanted to get in the box and take some hacks.

[No coincidences]

Must be something crafty about Saunders. He was great in his rookie season, just won and won and won. I could never figure out how. I wanted to get in the box and take some hacks.

Was he as fat then as he is now?

[Albert Pujols]

Was he as fat then as he is now?

Haven't seen him lately, how fat is he? He's always been a bit pudgy but not obese.

[Allure]

He isn't even that fat. There are way fatter fukks around. He sucks donkey balls though.

[daneblazer]

RIP

Rangers designated LHP Joe Saunders for assignment.

Saunders gets the boot after giving up seven runs over five innings Monday against the Orioles. The veteran southpaw owns an ugly 6.13 ERA and 2.07 WHIP across eight starts with the Rangers this season. The match was a bad fit from the start.

[stevenash]

RIP

Rangers designated LHP Joe Saunders for assignment.

Saunders gets the boot after giving up seven runs over five innings Monday against the Orioles. The veteran southpaw owns an ugly 6.13 ERA and 2.07 WHIP across eight starts with the Rangers this season. The match was a bad fit from the start.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He was my personal ATM

Sad, sad day.
Guey was automatic for me.

There goes my auto-fade

[daneblazer]

Chen Wing Wang is starting soon fwiw...

[RiseKa]

An interesting theme for us

Hello...

[daneblazer]

Royals signed LHP "Fat" Joe Saunders to a minor league contract; assigned him to Triple-A Omaha.

Saunders was cut loose by the Rangers last week after posting a 6.13 ERA over eight starts. He'll serve as rotation depth in Triple-A.