5dimes tony just cleaned my clock

[TonyTall]

no NBA props anymore ive been struggling to make ends meet with my 5dimes account. so i said yeah whatever ill just bet some mlb and lost a bunch of games. so i started drinking last night and tried to play some poke ive never seen so many bots in my life. lost like 3 units ($200 about) then i got real mad and i was about 10 beers in and bet the padres when it was 1-1. at least i figured it was 1-1 i had mlbtv in the background and i clicked on padres -105 for $400 and the just as my bet was being accepted some ahole from arizona was hitting a homerun and i saw the bet wasnt even allowed yet then 3-1 arizona and the bet went thru. im so sure that bet goes thru if i am betting on arizona. nice little system you have there tony. so now i have just a few units in my 5dimes account and put it on greece "to advance" when i clicked it it was +105 then it said "whoops sorry that line is -110".

long story short the bookies always win and if you collect from them you give it to the beer companies and they high five the bookies back and you end up backed up into a cornver with the bookies. also i had a modeling thing fall thru i sent the guy $350 and a few pics and he never emailed me back i drove past his "studio" it was an old restaurant that closed down years ago. im never drinking again im traingin hard starting tomorrow

[Dirty Sanchez]

Yeah...also fill out a fukkin McDonald's application there Einstein...just in case your main plans don't work out

[ParlayininHTown]

Pull yourself together, Tony.

You're better than this, pal.

[Tony Williams]

[Dollars2Donuts]

OMG, I have never laughed so hard from anything I have read on SBR.

After you sent the guy your $350 and your modeling pics did you send a guy in Africa $2500 so he could release the King of Sudans private bank account numbers to you?

I have never had an issue like that on 5dimes, not with a bet 'mysteriously' not going through, and then going through later. If you hit confirm with your password it is confirmed. Your bet on Greece to advance at -110 was a crap line, and when it changed you didn't need to enter your password and confirm it....you eaily could have passed, especially since it was the crap side to be on.

Man, your mother is going to be pissed......you racked her Vi.sa up and now you aren't even going to get that modeling gig.

Thanks for the entertainment anyway.

[rake922]

Most pathetic post this week?

[The Giant]

I hate hearing about the modeling gig falling through, Tony.

Being in the fashion career can be very grueling. Beautiful people have it rough, as I'm sure you know.

[raydog]

Dont fukk with God...

[Killer_Demo]

Is there nomination for retard post of the week?

[Dirty Sanchez]

I hate hearing about the modeling gig falling through, Tony.

Being in the fashion career can be very grueling. Beautiful people have it rough, as I'm sure you know.

Why Giant? Did they try and play hide the sausage with you?

[jjgold]

Tony stay away from the liquor

It's going to put you 10 feet under

[Dirty Sanchez]

Tony stay away from the liquor

It's going to put you 10 feet under

Yeah...Listen to this maniac who can't control anything...that should put you about 15 feet under and then some

[bigtymer56]

Had me believing...up until the part about the modeling agency. Anyway, thanks for the laugh.

[TonyTall]

ok im lying. why would i post out of nowhere no posts in like a week and then i start to lie

well im not. but to make matters worse i went on xhammmster you all know the site and nobody is home so ill stroke it a little. well up comes a video said something like "total orgy" or something like that i just skip to the chase and slide the slider 15 minutes in and this guy is ramming this chick from behind. i start to get into it and hes cramming that thing in her so hard and shes screaming and loving it and im so into it. then as i do my thing sorry to get to graphic but you know. so anyways as i do it they flip the camera around and this "chick" has a 6 inch rooster flopping all over the screen. fukin gross. i cant belive my luck this is the worst week ever for me. and the money i did win is in a bonus book with like a 20x rollover. fukkk

[TonyTall]

OMG, I have never laughed so hard from anything I have read on SBR.

After you sent the guy your $350 and your modeling pics did you send a guy in Africa $2500 so he could release the King of Sudans private bank account numbers to you?

I have never had an issue like that on 5dimes, not with a bet 'mysteriously' not going through, and then going through later. If you hit confirm with your password it is confirmed. Your bet on Greece to advance at -110 was a crap line, and when it changed you didn't need to enter your password and confirm it....you eaily could have passed, especially since it was the crap side to be on.

Man, your mother is going to be pissed......you racked her Vi.sa up and now you aren't even going to get that modeling gig.

Thanks for the entertainment anyway.

ur a fukin car mechanic. fukin go clean my floor mats buddy

[Joe05ca]

Ur funnu mr tall. cheers bro

[TheCentaur]

Um yeah, it was never a modeling gig. It was you getting scammed out of your money. They do that to chicks all the time, didn't know it worked on men too. I know, I know this is all part of the carnival game that is your posting persona though

[Dollars2Donuts]

ur a fukin car mechanic. fukin go clean my floor mats buddy

If I was a car mechanic, at least I would have a job and wouldn't be using momma's money on the sly.

I know why all of the hair talk Tony.....you are a prematurely aging 50 year old, you live in your mothers basement, you wear a piece and you wank to tranny porn all day long.

I get it, it's ok brother. No need to be embarrassed.....at least you are tall.

[Tony Williams]

Tony is a ruthless man

[laclippers504]

Alot of sadness going on in the threads as of late

[mjsuax13]

WOW. SBR hasn’t changed one bit!

[flyingillini]

You need Christ at this point in your life.

[mjsuax13]

You need Christ at this point in your life.

At every point! God bless!

[super mario 48]

Do you think he still deposits to 5dimes, errr betanysports?

[mjsuax13]

Do you think he still deposits to 5dimes, errr betanysports?

LOL

[super mario 48]

WOW. SBR hasn’t changed one bit!

Things I could do if I had 7 years of MY LIFE BACK

[mjsuax13]

Things I could do if I had 7 years of MY LIFE BACK

Truth.

[flyingillini]

At every point! God bless!

My man!!!

[funnyb25]

He was a dick. Fuk him...