JJGold and Slim Shady decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
JJGold went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" JJ asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
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"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said JJ.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, JJ said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Carol! This is incredible!"
JJGold was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!"
JJGold, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend Slim Shady was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked Shady.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied JJGold.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked Slim Shady.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked JJ.
"No," Slim Shady replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
JJGold went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" JJ asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
...
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said JJ.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, JJ said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Carol! This is incredible!"
JJGold was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!"
JJGold, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend Slim Shady was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked Shady.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied JJGold.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked Slim Shady.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked JJ.
"No," Slim Shady replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
