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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Why Are You Home Tonight??
    Do you ever ask yourself that question on a Friday Night??

    I am home for 2 reasons

    1. Pro Gambler so cannot miss opportunities live betting
    2. I am a loseruglebaldboringbroke
  • TonyTall
    SBR MVP
    • 08-21-13
    • 3551

    #2
    thats true. im pretty good looking. ive got $1200 in my pocket after collecting from a book. but i dont have that energy that the winners have at the bar. they talk talk talk talk talk up those chicks i almost swear they are gay. but they arent they are fuking them later that night as i watch sportscenter alone
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
      Kids to bed in 20 minutes

      Bonfire with MMAChicka

      Beer

      Smores
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      • Fidel_CashFlow
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-03-12
        • 53970

        #4
        holy shit u put your kids to bed early Bigday

        Our child is staying at her grandmama's

        so here b4 long

        me and the ball n chain are going to get some eats and couple drinks at this establishment right down the road

        JJ, not sure why u never go out. Dont have to have girls hanging all over you to have a good time.

        Plus I see a lot of people who go to places by themselves and by the end of the night they are enjoying themselves
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        • minet123
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-17-07
          • 10280

          #5
          2nd shift JJ
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          • manny24
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-22-07
            • 20046

            #6
            don't go out any more

            friends are mostly all jerk-offs

            that's why i like you guys

            i don't know you
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            • Dirty Sanchez
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-01-10
              • 16031

              #7
              Coach while you're home please go through a dictionary and find the word ugle and tell me what the hell that is?
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Some great posts!!

                Bigday going to have a bonfire?? This guy is the biggest hamburger that I've ever seen on the gambling forum.

                Talls makes a good point if you go out it takes a lot of effort and energy to meet girls

                Some of you guys have it

                I have said this over 47 times this year.. I walk into a bar with a horseshoe head and everybody stares at me and I then become very very paranoid. Once that insecurity sets in your finished, plus so many guys make fun of me and SBR it absolutely destroys my confidence to go out.
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                • onemoregoal
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-04-13
                  • 8149

                  #9
                  broke professional gambler.
                  thats like a whore with no pussy.
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                  • manny24
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-22-07
                    • 20046

                    #10
                    Goaler i think he is sitting prertty flush right now after Spurs came in
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                    • easyliving
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-25-12
                      • 8876

                      #11
                      not sure
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                      • BIGDAY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 02-17-10
                        • 48245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Some great posts!!

                        Bigday going to have a bonfire?? This guy is the biggest hamburger that I've ever seen on the gambling forum.

                        Talls makes a good point if you go out it takes a lot of effort and energy to meet girls

                        Some of you guys have it

                        I have said this over 47 times this year.. I walk into a bar with a horseshoe head and everybody stares at me and I then become very very paranoid. Once that insecurity sets in your finished, plus so many guys make fun of me and SBR it absolutely destroys my confidence to go out.
                        just lit it.
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                        • BIGDAY
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 02-17-10
                          • 48245

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                          holy shit u put your kids to bed early Bigday

                          Our child is staying at her grandmama's

                          so here b4 long

                          me and the ball n chain are going to get some eats and couple drinks at this establishment right down the road

                          JJ, not sure why u never go out. Dont have to have girls hanging all over you to have a good time.

                          Plus I see a lot of people who go to places by themselves and by the end of the night they are enjoying themselves
                          yes sir. 8:30 bed time.

                          4 & 2 yr olds though.
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                          • daneblazer
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-14-08
                            • 27861

                            #14
                            Watching House of Cards. Don't give a fukk what others are doing out.
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                            • ACoochy
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-19-09
                              • 13949

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TonyTall
                              thats true. im pretty good looking. ive got $1200 in my pocket after collecting from a book. but i dont have that energy that the winners have at the bar. they talk talk talk talk talk up those chicks i almost swear they are gay. but they arent they are fuking them later that night as i watch sportscenter alone
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                              • THam12
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-12-13
                                • 12640

                                #16
                                Bought to go spend a lot of money at a nice restaurant with the lady.
                                Nothing better than some good ass food and beer.
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                                • RealSlimShady
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-24-07
                                  • 6249

                                  #17
                                  JJ, make a strange late night video
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                                  • akphidelt
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-24-11
                                    • 1228

                                    #18
                                    Just got off work! 5 o clock here in the AK, although I'm not going out tonight, bday weekend next week. Babysitting the nephews tonight. Gonna play halo with them and watch Nut Job. My life has become pretty sad since my breakup, lol.
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                                    • daneblazer
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-14-08
                                      • 27861

                                      #19
                                      The great thing about Alaska is if you miss going out one night, you only have to wait 4 hours till its night time again
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                                      • Sam Odom
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 10-30-05
                                        • 58063

                                        #20
                                        playing live online BJ
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                                        • Fidel_CashFlow
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-03-12
                                          • 53970

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                          yes sir. 8:30 bed time.

                                          4 & 2 yr olds though.

                                          my fault, 4 and 2 years old. Now I see why bedtime is early


                                          you should still save me a smore though
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                                          • stevenash
                                            Moderator
                                            • 01-17-11
                                            • 65658

                                            #22
                                            I'm home now. I'm going out later.
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                                            • BIGDAY
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 02-17-10
                                              • 48245

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                              my fault, 4 and 2 years old. Now I see why bedtime is early


                                              you should still save me a smore though


                                              Sounds good pal.
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                                              • Seaweed
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 01-19-12
                                                • 26318

                                                #24
                                                Why go out and waste money?
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                                                • Dirty Sanchez
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-01-10
                                                  • 16031

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by THam12
                                                  Bought to go spend a lot of money at a nice restaurant with the lady.
                                                  Nothing better than some good ass food and beer.
                                                  What's ass food?
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                                                  • stevenash
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                    • 65658

                                                    #26
                                                    Now I'm going out, see you girls later.
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                                                    • importmoon
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-22-11
                                                      • 1140

                                                      #27
                                                      Technology shrinks the economy... it's very true...shrinks my dick too it's sad but nobody can change the fact..
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                                                      • BIGDAY
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 02-17-10
                                                        • 48245

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by stevenash
                                                        Now I'm going out, see you girls later.
                                                        Later dude.
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                                                        • mcdonae101
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 03-02-14
                                                          • 3646

                                                          #29
                                                          Del friscos
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                                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-27-10
                                                            • 7561

                                                            #30
                                                            Whatever, JJ. We know you're spending tonight with Carol or out somewhere having a good time.

                                                            I find your repeated attempts to present yourself as a socially inept loser who suffers from depression (such as myself) to be highly offensive.

                                                            You have no idea how excruciating this feels. This isn't a fukking joke to me, and I would appreciate if you didn't make light of the life of someone with social phobias.

                                                            I'll spend the remainder of the night getting high and chilling all by myself, mainly because it's practically the only activity that keeps me going these days. Eventually, I'll pass out and experience the sweet relief of not having to think or feel anything for a few hours.

                                                            SMH.
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                                                            • thetrinity
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-25-11
                                                              • 22430

                                                              #31
                                                              going out tomorrow instead, wanted to go out tonight summer is penetrating beyond boring
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                                                              • manny24
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 10-22-07
                                                                • 20046

                                                                #32
                                                                imagine if Parlayin turned out to be somebody that we all think has everything in the world but really nothing at all

                                                                Parlor are you Vin Diesel or Ronaldo or Ricky Rosay ninja?
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                                                                • DrRuss
                                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                                  • 05-26-14
                                                                  • 40

                                                                  #33
                                                                  No-smoking state + no places with good Scotch
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                                                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 06-27-10
                                                                    • 7561

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by manny24
                                                                    imagine if Parlayin turned out to be somebody that we all think has everything in the world but really nothing at all

                                                                    Parlor are you Vin Diesel or Ronaldo or Ricky Rosay ninja?


                                                                    Are you kidding me, Manny?

                                                                    Those lucky bastards get laid without even trying. Ronaldo probably has a line of bitches waiting to go down on him that extends five miles from his bedroom.

                                                                    Hell, I'd be forever grateful if I were just on Moneyshot's level and banging a bunch of freaks I met on dating sites and apps.
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                                                                    • Seaweed
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                                      • 26318

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Parlayin, you can get women. All you have to do is be funny
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