Portugal Will NOT Beat Ghana on June 26th Cause of the Curse of Ghana's Witch Doctor.

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  • Seaweed
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    Portugal Will NOT Beat Ghana on June 26th Cause of the Curse of Ghana's Witch Doctor.
    I have been doing intense research this World Cup and I have found some inside information that has been coming to fruition. Before the tournament Ghana's witch doctor has put a curse on Ronaldo

    As if there wasn't enough hand-wringing and medical analysis over Cristiano Ronaldo's tired legs, Ghana's most influential witch doctor has joined the fray, claiming that he is responsible for the knee injury that threatens the Portugal talisman's participation at the World Cup, according to a report.
    -Toe Poke: Witch doctor's claim
    The Portuguese FA (FPF) said on Wednesday that Ronaldo is suffering with a "muscle injury on the back of his left thigh as well as left-leg patellar tendinosis" as he works to be available for the Group G opener on June 16. Group G also includes the United States, Germany and Ghana.
    Nana Kwaku Bonsam, a witch doctor whose name translates as "The Devil of Wednesday" and who plies his trade at the Kofioo Kofi shrine in Kumasi, claims he foresaw Ronaldo's injury back in February and that it is entirely his doing, according to The Guardian.
    Nana Kwaku claims that he inflicted the injury on Ronaldo in a bid to help his native Ghana make it out of Group G unscathed.
    "I know what Cristiano Ronaldo's injury is about, I'm working on him. I am very serious about it," he told local Kumasi-based radio station Angel FM.
    "Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called Kahwiri Kapam.
    "I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World up or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana and the best thing I can do is to keep him out through injury.
    "This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury because it is spiritual.
    "Today, it is his knee, tomorrow it is his thigh, next day it is something else."



    Portugal suffered a 4-0 defeat first match, and Ronaldo was a non factor. I am loving this trend and will be all over Ghana on the spread against Portugal.
  • 4TH AND STUPID
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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    • runner5k
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      Jesus you are a worthless sack of shit handicapper
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      • Dirty Sanchez
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        Seaweed..."It's almost time for lights out"

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        • Al Masters
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          Forgive him..hunger setting in, living on bread &butter is a bitch.
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          • Vegas39
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            time for SBR to ban this fukkin retard. Are these the type of posts you want new members seeing
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            • Seaweed
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              #7
              vegas is jealous now because I am 2-0 in my last 2 plays
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              • Dirty Sanchez
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                #8
                Originally posted by Seaweed
                vegas is jealous now because I am 2-0 in my last 2 plays
                That a boy Weed...got to love that positive attitude
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                • Vegas39
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                  vegas is jealous now because I am 2-0 in my last 2 plays
                  your up a whole 300 dollars I cashed over 15K on Stanley cup finals. Now try again you lying canadian loser

                  seafraud celebrating being 5-25 his last 30. Keep firing air bets in hope you find a friend
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                  • Seaweed
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vegas39
                    your up a whole 300 dollars I cashed over 15K on Stanley cup finals. Now try again you lying canadian loser
                    Never saw you post a bet. Air bettor.
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                    • Vegas39
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                      Never saw you post a bet. Air bettor.
                      yeah my bank account says different as your trying to make 200 bets to eat will be on a cruise next week you pathetic waste of air.


                      have jay loser take you to vegas with him you two are perfect for each other
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                      • Seaweed
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                        Originally posted by Vegas39
                        yeah my bank account says different as your trying to make 200 bets to eat will be on a cruise next week you pathetic waste of air
                        I am a well off business man and I gamble for a hobby and entertainment. You claim winning bets without posting them before hand, or any bets for that matter. When you own your own yacht, then you can get on my level. You remind me a lot like your ex boyfriend Russian Rocket.
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                        • StackinGreen
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Al Masters
                          Forgive him..hunger setting in, living on bread &butter is a bitch.
                          Hahaha
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                          • Vegas39
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                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                            I am a well off business man and I gamble for a hobby and entertainment. You claim winning bets without posting them before hand, or any bets for that matter. When you own your own yacht, then you can get on my level. You remind me a lot like your ex boyfriend Russian Rocket.

                            you couldn't run a fukkin lemonade stand but if so well off sure you will be at bash won't you
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                            • Vegas39
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                              now the broke ass with single digit IQ gonna try and say he has a yacht
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                              • Seaweed
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                                Originally posted by Vegas39
                                you couldn't run a fukkin lemonade stand but if so well off sure you will be at bash won't you
                                As you are already aware, I will be flying first class to Germany at the beginning of July to expand my business while you will be cleaning Planters Peanuts off your stomach at home watching a Dodgers game.
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                                • Seaweed
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                                  Concentrate on making money and less yada yada. I am trying to hit my 3rd in a row tonight.
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                                  • Vegas39
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                    As you are already aware, I will be flying first class to Germany at the beginning of July to expand my business while you will be cleaning Planters Peanuts off your stomach at home watching a Dodgers game.
                                    no what it is you're a pathetic fraud and will never show up at gnash as a pathetic broke loser. Keep living your fantasy kid
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                                    • Seaweed
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Vegas39
                                      no what it is you're a pathetic fraud and will never show up at gnash as a pathetic broke loser. Keep living your fantasy kid
                                      You could live in a fantasy too if you start tailing my plays.
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                                      • Dirty Sanchez
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                        As you are already aware, I will be flying first class to Germany at the beginning of July to expand my business while you will be cleaning Planters Peanuts off your stomach at home watching a Dodgers game.
                                        Weeder you're the man...they're just jealous

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                                        • Vegas39
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                                          You could live in a fantasy too if you start tailing my plays.
                                          5 and fukkin 30 and one an all in on a meaningless soccer friendly...you suck and you always will everyone laughs at you..news flash loser no one tails your pathetic plays

                                          Just have to wonder how long til SBR bans you for being a racist
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                                          • Seaweed
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Vegas39
                                            5 and fukkin 30 and one an all in on a meaningless soccer friendly...you suck and you always will everyone laughs at you..news flash loser no one tails your pathetic plays

                                            Just have to wonder how long til SBR bans you for being a racist
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                                            • I/O
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Seaweed
                                              I am a well off business man and I gamble for a hobby and entertainment. You claim winning bets without posting them before hand, or any bets for that matter. When you own your own yacht, then you can get on my level. You remind me a lot like your ex boyfriend Russian Rocket.
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                                              • Fl6j66
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                you couldn't run a fukkin lemonade stand
                                                I shat myself.
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                                                • guerrix
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                                                  #25
                                                  Rolle one to me too...
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                                                  • Seaweed
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                                                    Love USA too
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                                                    • Seaweed
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                                                      Ghana +219 now is a steal. I already locked my bet in earlier
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                                                      • DigBick86
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                        Ghana +219 now is a steal. I already locked my bet in earlier

                                                        Noooooooooooo
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                                                        • Seaweed
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                                                          #29
                                                          Not easy to win when its rigged
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                                                          • DrStale
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                            Not easy to win when its rigged
                                                            I thought the witch doctor rigged it. Should have been super easy to win.
                                                            Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                                            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                                            • a4u2fear
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                                                              #31
                                                              hmm, same old thread here.
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                                                              • TheCentaur
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                                                                #32
                                                                There was definitely a script involved here:

                                                                Mush picks a side

                                                                Mush gives you theories why he picked that side

                                                                Mush loses

                                                                Mush says it was rigged
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                                                                • Booya711
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                  Not easy to win when its rigged
                                                                  no...you are just the biggest mush.....you would get second place in a one man race...idiot
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                                                                  • BigBusiness
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    seaweed! what we eating tonight????

                                                                    ramen noodles again for the THOUSANDTH TIME???????


                                                                    sigh
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                                                                    • crustyme
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      rolled like sushi.
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