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  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
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    #1
    Soccer players are Oysters
    Yep, capital O

    I love soccer but the flopping is out of control. Buncha pu$$ys
  • Cuse0323
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    • 12-09-09
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    #2
    It does get old fast, hand out some yellows for flops or some shit. In other news, Neymar's girl is sexy though.
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    • Seto
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      • 12-16-11
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      #3
      Originally posted by Cuse0323
      It does get old fast, hand out some yellows for flops or some shit. In other news, Neymar's girl is sexy though.
      If you flop theoretically you get a yellow.
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      • daneblazer
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        • 09-14-08
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        #4
        Mmmmm oysters
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        • jjgold
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          • 07-20-05
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          #5
          Soccer is a funny sport

          US Americans laugh at them

          Not one can play American Sports

          Failed athletes

          Our worst usa athletes play soccer
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          • Simon Gruber
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            • 05-02-13
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            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Soccer is a funny sport

            US Americans laugh at them

            Not one can play American Sports

            Failed athletes

            Our worst usa athletes play soccer
            You're not from the United States
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            • pavyracer
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              • 04-12-07
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              #7
              All flops get yellow cards. It's in the rules.
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              • TwoWays
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                • 03-24-10
                • 13145

                #8
                soccer is nice to bet on. it is a yawner to watch.
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                • MakePwithMe
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                  • 04-06-14
                  • 547

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TwoWays
                  soccer is nice to bet on. it is a yawner to watch.
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                  • TonyTall
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                    • 08-21-13
                    • 3551

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TwoWays
                    soccer is nice to bet on. it is a yawner to watch.

                    in person its great. shows how skilled and athletic these guys are
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                    • Simon Gruber
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                      • 05-02-13
                      • 2342

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TonyTall
                      in person its great. shows how skilled and athletic these guys are
                      Every sport is much better in person, even baseball which translates best I think to tv.
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                      • daneblazer
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                        • 09-14-08
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                        #12
                        Don't watch much soccer but I'll watch the World Cup. Probably like that for most Americans. We like our sports rigged. Boxing, WWE, NBA, NFL...keeps the drama high and Keeps us interested
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                        • manny24
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                          • 10-22-07
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                          #13
                          the word you are looking for is soft
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                          • TonyTall
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                            • 08-21-13
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Simon Gruber
                            Every sport is much better in person, even baseball which translates best I think to tv.

                            thats true. really depends where you are sitting in the stadium to watch a baseball game live

                            but hockey and soccer can suck on tv. but live they never suck
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                            • Dirty Sanchez
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                              • 03-01-10
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Simon Gruber
                              Every sport is much better in person, even baseball which translates best I think to tv.
                              True...in the military I took my crew to Monday Night Raw (Some might argue isn't exactly a sport) but it was the funniest and greatest 3 hours of entertainment the people said afterwards....especially the part where they took the sledgehammer to the Limo and crushed the hood
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                              • homie1975
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                                • 12-24-13
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                                #16
                                Flopping hitting every sport now but soccer probably was the first to the party
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                                • Dirty Sanchez
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                                  • 03-01-10
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by homie1975
                                  Flopping hitting every sport now but soccer probably was the first to the party
                                  Not probably...they were....and some of the big names like Ronaldo, Neymar, and Messi are the biggest divers in the business. It's probably the one piece of soccer that is ruining an otherwise great sport is what some would call "cheating", and others see it "part of the game". We saw it in the opening game when the Japanese ref got duped by the Spanish player....and you'll see it again and again during the Cup
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                                  • Cuse0323
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                                    • 12-09-09
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Seto
                                    If you flop theoretically you get a yellow.
                                    Then start handing them bad boys out.
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                                    • Dirty Sanchez
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                                      • 03-01-10
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                                      #19
                                      OK Kraken this is for you

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                                      • daneblazer
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                                        • 09-14-08
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                                        #20
                                        I caught a large mouth bass the other day that flopped around in the boat less than these soccer guys
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                                        • mikemca
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                                          • 03-10-10
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                                          #21
                                          Do they really need to take a guy off in a stretcher when he pulls a hammy?GEEZUZ

                                          In real football he would try to walk it off and get back in there.
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                                          • Thor4140
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                                            • 02-09-08
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by daneblazer
                                            Don't watch much soccer but I'll watch the World Cup. Probably like that for most Americans. We like our sports rigged. Boxing, WWE, NBA, NFL...keeps the drama high and Keeps us interested
                                            i think Soccer trumps even American sports for being rigged
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                                            • chachi
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                                              • 02-16-07
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mikemca
                                              Do they really need to take a guy off in a stretcher when he pulls a hammy?GEEZUZ
                                              In real football he would try to walk it off and get back in there.
                                              In American football they would be proud of running 100 yards in three hours, pause the game every few moments, sit on the sidelines half the time, and still be tired, whereas footballer's may do 5 miles in 90 minutes
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                                              • tb1984
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                                                • 09-11-08
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                Yep, capital O

                                                I love soccer but the flopping is out of control. Buncha pu$$ys
                                                Soccer players only have shin-guards for protection(goalies have gloves). They don't have helmets to protect their heads, but they have to challenge head balls.

                                                Also, everyone should know that soccer is a non-contact sport...
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                                                • mikemca
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                                                  • 03-10-10
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by chachi
                                                  In American football they would be proud of running 100 yards in three hours, pause the game every few moments, sit on the sidelines half the time, and still be tired, whereas footballer's may do 5 miles in 90 minutes
                                                  Of course the difference being you have 11 incredible hulks chasing you and trying to crush your skull in real football.

                                                  But yeah your sport would compare better to track and field if that's what you're getting at.
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                                                  • Bostongambler
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                                                    • 02-01-08
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                                                    #26
                                                    I enjoy Golf.
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                                                    • The Kraken
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                                                      • 12-25-11
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by chachi
                                                      In American football they would be proud of running 100 yards in three hours, pause the game every few moments, sit on the sidelines half the time, and still be tired, whereas footballer's may do 5 miles in 90 minutes
                                                      Nobodies arguing who has better endurance. Obviously soccer players.

                                                      They're still fukking Oysters.
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                                                      • The Kraken
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by manny24
                                                        the word you are looking for is soft
                                                        100% correct

                                                        Soccer players are soft Oysters
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                                                        • Bostongambler
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                                                          #29
                                                          I like oysters raw.
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                                                          • Ghenghis Kahn
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                                                            • 01-02-12
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                                                            #30
                                                            i like mature oysters with little bit of hair... wait what?
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                                                            • daneblazer
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                                                              #31
                                                              It's too hot to play soccer. Wasn't even 90 degrees



                                                              Both Italy's and England's players and coaches, as well as FIFPro, the international players' union, said there was a need for cooling timeouts (there were none under FIFA guidelines) to guard against physical risk. All wondered who had the bright idea of ever bringing the World Cup to Manaus.Those that competed said not only was there a health threat but also the level of play was affected.
                                                              "It was ridiculous not to have [cooling] timeouts," Prandelli said. "We had to slow down our pace to regain our breaths. It was impossible to maintain the intensity. … It's just absurd."
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                                                              • jjgold
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                                                                • 07-20-05
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                                                                #32
                                                                Sport of Pussies

                                                                Well that is what it is know as in USA
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                                                                • killawookie
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                                                                  • 12-25-09
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by daneblazer
                                                                  It's too hot to play soccer. Wasn't even 90 degrees



                                                                  Both Italy's and England's players and coaches, as well as FIFPro, the international players' union, said there was a need for cooling timeouts (there were none under FIFA guidelines) to guard against physical risk. All wondered who had the bright idea of ever bringing the World Cup to Manaus.Those that competed said not only was there a health threat but also the level of play was affected.
                                                                  "It was ridiculous not to have [cooling] timeouts," Prandelli said. "We had to slow down our pace to regain our breaths. It was impossible to maintain the intensity. … It's just absurd."
                                                                  But yet still like the highest scoring World Cup yet?
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                                                                  • jizay
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                                                                    • 08-07-09
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by chachi
                                                                    In American football they would be proud of running 100 yards in three hours, pause the game every few moments, sit on the sidelines half the time, and still be tired, whereas footballer's may do 5 miles in 90 minutes
                                                                    In the immortal words of Kenny Powers: I play real sports, I'm not trying to be the best at exercising.
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