went to the carnival this weekend threw an 109 mph fastball

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  • eidolon
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-02-08
    • 9531

    #1
    went to the carnival this weekend threw an 109 mph fastball
    I cant believe i did that. I couldn't even masturbate to myself in the mirror that night. The guy at the carnival said he hasnt seen anyone throw that hard since Randy Johnson's cousin Petite Johnson stopped by. All my friends now are telling me to join a team and to write some college coaches or the president of Cuba. I have no idea what to do. I havent played softball since freshman year in HS and i was at 1st base.

    me and my buddy Shbroggen are the only ones that tried it and he threw it 58 mph

    then it came my turn and i hit 29. everyone was . then i hit 39. i started to be like "wow could i hit 100" so i stretched out a little bit by eating 6 hot dogs, did some cartwheels and hopscotch. then i hit 109 and knocked the guys socks off he couldnt believe it. made a huge pommfff when it hit the tarp

    could be something could be nothing
  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #2
    I believe this over tonytall. He's a piece of shit.

    Congrats on throwing 109 pal!
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    • Big Bear
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-01-11
      • 43253

      #3
      This site has seen better days
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      • freeVICK
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-21-08
        • 7114

        #4
        Lol
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        • TonyTall
          SBR MVP
          • 08-21-13
          • 3551

          #5
          pretty funny actually

          maybe ill throw you guys a bone and post a prop play for tonight!
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          • str
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-12-09
            • 11799

            #6
            Originally posted by eidolon
            I cant believe i did that. I couldn't even masturbate to myself in the mirror that night. The guy at the carnival said he hasnt seen anyone throw that hard since Randy Johnson's cousin Petite Johnson stopped by. All my friends now are telling me to join a team and to write some college coaches or the president of Cuba. I have no idea what to do. I havent played softball since freshman year in HS and i was at 1st base.

            me and my buddy Shbroggen are the only ones that tried it and he threw it 58 mph

            then it came my turn and i hit 29. everyone was . then i hit 39. i started to be like "wow could i hit 100" so i stretched out a little bit by eating 6 hot dogs, did some cartwheels and hopscotch. then i hit 109 and knocked the guys socks off he couldnt believe it. made a huge pommfff when it hit the tarp

            could be something could be nothing


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            • I/O
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 05-26-11
              • 7922

              #7
              Originally posted by eidolon
              I cant believe i did that. I couldn't even masturbate to myself in the mirror that night. The guy at the carnival said he hasnt seen anyone throw that hard since Randy Johnson's cousin Petite Johnson stopped by. All my friends now are telling me to join a team and to write some college coaches or the president of Cuba. I have no idea what to do. I havent played softball since freshman year in HS and i was at 1st base.

              me and my buddy Shbroggen are the only ones that tried it and he threw it 58 mph

              then it came my turn and i hit 29. everyone was . then i hit 39. i started to be like "wow could i hit 100" so i stretched out a little bit by eating 6 hot dogs, did some cartwheels and hopscotch. then i hit 109 and knocked the guys socks off he couldnt believe it. made a huge pommfff when it hit the tarp

              could be something could be nothing
              Get an agent first bro

              Then post about it on an online gambling forum
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