How stupid are you guys for betting on a bunch of freakin horses?

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  • 4TH AND STUPID
    SBR MVP
    • 08-08-09
    • 2350

    #1
    How stupid are you guys for betting on a bunch of freakin horses?
    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388208

    #2
    It's the worst sucker bet in the world betting horses

    Go to the track and see

    Bang ed up bums
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    • hurricane1091
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 10-01-12
      • 713

      #3
      I put $10 on a big underdog. It's NBD.
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      • Easy-Rider 66
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-14-12
        • 36895

        #4
        http://forum.sbrforum.com/horse-raci...s-answers.html Check out this thread and you may learn something. Could say the same about about sports gambling as well fool.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388208

          #5
          I am at meadowlands now

          Simulcasting center

          Sucks

          All broke degenerates

          I am not betting
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          • daneblazer
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 09-14-08
            • 27862

            #6
            Take the one took the most recent shit...maybe that just works for greyhounds
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            • daneblazer
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-14-08
              • 27862

              #7
              Horse racing is as old as gambling itself. Forms of it have been around since the ancient times
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              • LT Profits
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-27-06
                • 90963

                #8
                Yeah I felt very stupid cashing Tonalist at 9/1 yesterday.
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                • konck
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-17-06
                  • 12554

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                  Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
                  Well geez wizard please let me in on your knowledge so I also can be a Non Pro with 87 whole pts
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                  • MoneyLineDawg
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-01-09
                    • 13253

                    #10
                    Who gives a fukk any bet is a gamble....Get off your high horse
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388208

                      #11
                      80% horse players do not speak English in NJ
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                      • MoneyLineDawg
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-01-09
                        • 13253

                        #12
                        jj not true I go to Freehold and Monmouth simulcast every now and then and 90% of the guys there are 40-50 year old white guys that are balding or completely bald, have fukked up teeth, and are basically complete degenerates taking 10 dollar exotic longshots......Sound familiar?
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388208

                          #13
                          Yes

                          Meadowlands all minority


                          I fit in though
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                          • MoneyLineDawg
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-01-09
                            • 13253

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Yes

                            Meadowlands all minority


                            I fit in though
                            True North Jersey all minorities and foreigners I work up by you

                            All whites down here in South/Shore Jersey
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388208

                              #15
                              I want out

                              Vegas is where I belong
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                              • Dirty Sanchez
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-01-10
                                • 16031

                                #16
                                Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                                Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
                                blah blah blah...blah blah blah....gambling is gambling you're just as much a degenerate.....talk to the hand
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                                • tatddy
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-02-10
                                  • 10779

                                  #17
                                  Well at least the OP got his user name right.
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                                  • eberetta1
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-27-09
                                    • 1162

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                                    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
                                    I have a horsetrack in my town. Being outdoors at the track sure beats sitting at home watching four walls. And the betting, what $2 for a ticket and let whoever is with pick the horse. Heck, eating at any restaurant is more expensive than a day of betting at the track.
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                                    • 4TH AND STUPID
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-08-09
                                      • 2350

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                      blah blah blah...blah blah blah....gambling is gambling you're just as much a degenerate.....talk to the hand
                                      we are all degenerates but I can safely say im not a retard bettin on midgets hittin a donkeys ass to make it outrun a bunch of other donkeys and claim that I know which donkey will get there first
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                                      • 4TH AND STUPID
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-08-09
                                        • 2350

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by tatddy
                                        Well at least the OP got his user name right.
                                        yeah nobodys come up with that one before. real original tit daddy or whatever your name is. youre probably the man in town with your original jokes
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                                        • Easy-Rider 66
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 02-14-12
                                          • 36895

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                                          we are all degenerates but I can safely say im not a retard bettin on midgets hittin a donkeys ass to make it outrun a bunch of other donkeys and claim that I know which donkey will get there first
                                          And you are betting on Millionaires who could give a fukin rats ass what you have down. If it makes you feel better than other degens then . But it seems to me you are the Pot calling the kettle Black.
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                                          • akphidelt
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-24-11
                                            • 1228

                                            #22
                                            You think betting on live horses is being a degenerate, I once lost my $800 winnings from poker betting on those fake online horse races, lol. This was 8 years ago though. That's degeneracy!!
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388208

                                              #23
                                              Losers like me bet horses

                                              takeout too great

                                              everyone dies broke
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                                              • mikemca
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-10-10
                                                • 10047

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                                                Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.

                                                I hit a $440.50 exacta , a $204.50 exacta , and a $186 exacta yesterday

                                                That's 220-1 , 102-1 , and 93-1 ...When was the last time you came anywhere near that in sports.The odds have to be astronomical to do that in one day on sports.

                                                And if you are going to say I just got lucky...Look at my 1000s of posts over the last few years
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                                                • homie1975
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-24-13
                                                  • 15289

                                                  #25
                                                  many many many people make a living off the horse race betting
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                                                  • heinport
                                                    SBR Rookie
                                                    • 10-21-09
                                                    • 2

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                                                    Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
                                                    This is surely the dumbest penetrate I came across looking through the thread, I am so penetrating stupid, I just lost two of my bets on horses out of 9 bets. Get a life pal and learn about it if you interested, nobody cares how you feel about horses, it's your choice. I hate the penetrating free masons!!

                                                    Damn I feel like ranting
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                                                    • agendaman
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-01-11
                                                      • 3766

                                                      #27
                                                      do all horseplayers die broke no just most of them as one poster stated some people do very well betting horses greyhounds are more reliable anyway just bet nadal to win french open every yr. eash cash
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                                                      • Slimpickens
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-28-12
                                                        • 2030

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                                                        Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.
                                                        I have seen alot of stupid posts at SBR over the years but this one ranks right at the top of the list. Sounds like someone is mad about losing there 1st horse bet over the weekend. Give it a chance bud. You will learn it's the best gambling game out there and it's not even close.
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                                                        • Seastriper
                                                          SBR High Roller
                                                          • 04-28-14
                                                          • 237

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by 4TH AND STUPID
                                                          Youre betting on a bunch of fukin running animals with midgets riding on them . How is there any edge to this shit unless you are there with the jockeys when they are feedin the fukin horse? do you not know enough about pro sports and statistics to combine your inner sports edge with some useful sporting insight and make some good plays in NBA NHL MLB NFL soccer or something? .................................. what the fuk does betting on some horses accomplish other than another degenerate thrill. you guys are betting on horses. we are talking about dumb smelly shitin on the ground animals that know nothing other than to run when u hit em with a whip. you guys need a life.

                                                          Before you judge others ---> LOOK IN THE MIRROR first...
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                                                          • Philmill
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-30-11
                                                            • 4275

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by homie1975
                                                            many many many people make a living off the horse race betting
                                                            Thats right Homie.....! I was givin a winner from a BIG roller in the Belmont......California Chrome Will NOT WIN...... easy BIG cash!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$
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                                                            • chaka
                                                              SBR Sharp
                                                              • 12-29-09
                                                              • 437

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Losers like me bet horses

                                                              takeout too great

                                                              everyone dies broke
                                                              you could buy and name a horse after yourself but a quick search shows there are about two dozen horses with jj gold in their name - mostly QH


                                                              jj gold bond
                                                              jj goldbuster
                                                              jj goldcolonel

                                                              jj gold doll
                                                              jj goldcrest
                                                              jj golden doc
                                                              jj golden lady
                                                              jj gold freckles
                                                              jj gold mine
                                                              jj gold link
                                                              jj gold mist
                                                              jjgold skip girl
                                                              jj gold page
                                                              jj gold skips

                                                              jj goldtown
                                                              jj gold twist
                                                              jj gold wood
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388208

                                                                #32
                                                                Chaka good find!!

                                                                I've been on the run lately meaning going to the track and taken some shots

                                                                Of course we all know the outcome lose
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                                                                • chaka
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 12-29-09
                                                                  • 437

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  Chaka good find!!

                                                                  I've been on the run lately meaning going to the track and taken some shots

                                                                  Of course we all know the outcome lose
                                                                  Well since you're on the run
                                                                  if they mate jj gold skip girl to jj gold town the foal could be none other than
                                                                  JJ GOLD SKIPS TOWN.
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                                                                  • biggie12
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 12-30-05
                                                                    • 13794

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Good luck beating a sport with a 25% takeout on trifectors. Even betting online getting rebates is hard enough.

                                                                    I am a thoroughbred owner and a degerenerate sports gambler, and rarely do i bet horses.
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                                                                    • biggie12
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 12-30-05
                                                                      • 13794

                                                                      #35


                                                                      you guys can see the takeouts from different parks
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