Capping NBA Playoffs at 72% Tail if you Dare

[GotGreek]

What are you talking about? The nba is regarded as the most "fixed" and unbettable sport time and time again.

"To prove that the NBA is a beatable sport to cap........."

Who was saying otherwise?

Sounds to me like you are just trying to give yourself a great big pat on the buttocks, and maybe stir up the troops to also give you a great big pat on the buttocks.

Why do you feel the need for so many pats on the buttocks?

[Eddy Munny]

What are you talking about? The nba is regarded as the most "fixed" and unbettable sport time and time again.

Yeah I don't know about all that. That sounds like a whole lotta malarkey to me.

I occasionally knock back an herbal beverage known as ayahuasca, and upon entering an altered state, a secret squirrel visits me to impart sacred knowledge from the near future. I usually muck around and get silly in my finest dancing moccasins and perform a little improvised jig to sort of lighten the mood.

After the dust has settled, "Nutterfingers," the secret squirrel, will sometimes twitch his tail three times and evoke an image into the ether before me. I can only see it with my third eye engaged, but when the stars are all aligned it happens without exception...... I get the outcome of a game before it happens and I bet accordingly.

Nutterfingers is currently on a streak that dwarfs yours. It's not even comparable. We're talking about apples and octopi here. 33-0 at last check. That's not a typo. 33 wins with zero losses, and you're over here starting threads with a .500 batting average. You're losing juice. Why again do you want a great, big pat on the buttocks for something a flip of the coin could produce?

[GotGreek]

Yeah I don't know about all that. That sounds like a whole lotta malarkey to me.

I occasionally knock back an herbal beverage known as ayahuasca, and upon entering an altered state, a secret squirrel visits me to impart sacred knowledge from the near future. I usually muck around and get silly in my finest dancing moccasins and perform a little improvised jig to sort of lighten the mood.

After the dust has settled, "Nutterfingers," the secret squirrel, will sometimes twitch his tail three times and evoke an image into the ether before me. I can only see it with my third eye engaged, but when the stars are all aligned it happens without exception...... I get the outcome of a game before it happens and I bet accordingly.

Nutterfingers is currently on a streak that dwarfs yours. It's not even comparable. We're talking about apples and octopi here. 33-0 at last check. That's not a typo. 33 wins with zero losses, and you're over here starting threads with a .500 batting average. You're losing juice. Why again do you want a great, big pat on the buttocks for something a flip of the coin could produce?

Seek immediate mental counseling

[Eddy Munny]

Why? You're the one trying to drum up great, big pats on the buttocks from complete strangers for going a pedestrian 2-2.

[GotGreek]

Todays play is spurs ml +125

[Eddy Munny]

Ok, what do you want, a great big ole pat on the buttocks?

[GotGreek]

Ok, what do you want, a great big ole pat on the buttocks?

why are, you obsessed with my buttocks

[Eddy Munny]

I'm not. I'm just trying to establish a motive here. From what I've gathered, you're on a quest for approval of some kind, or a metaphorical "pat on the buttocks."

This seems to be the root of all your attention seeking. Let's get to the bottom of this before the game starts because I really don't want to waste my time trying to sort out all your problems.

[frugalgambler]

Playoffs almost over. Will u pist other sports piks.

This is why I love to visit SBR. A self-proclaimed 70% dude elicits response from his followers after going 2-2. I wonder how much money will be lost by all those who tail him unquestionably. Well, perhaps this pornojohn dude is sharp enough to try to fade him. Was he asking "will you post other sports picks" or "will you piss other sports picks(?)" ? Nah, I do not think pornojohn is not sharp enough to try that.

[GotGreek]

Play today is spurs ml again +120 Record to date 2-3 -1.1 units

[Eddy Munny]

Hey aren't you 2-5 now?

Don't you think that disqualifies you from a great big ole pat on the buttocks?

[GotGreek]

So far 2-4 -2.1 units. Play today is mia ml and over 183 for a unit each

[Eddy Munny]

So far 2-4 -2.1 units. Play today is mia ml and over 183 for a unit each

Wrong... There's no doubt in my mind that the Pacers win tonight. I have inside info on this.

[Eddy Munny]

Told you..... I had a vision. I can't take credit for it. I also couldn't start a thread about it or risk breaking the spell. "Nutterfingers" visited me before the game. It was Pacers all day. I tried telling you about this cosmic Secret Squirrel and all you did was scoff.

The results speak for themselves. 34-0, Nutterfingers doesn't lose. Secret Squirrels transcend time.

C'mon, everybody's doing it. Cook your ayahuasca and have yourself a little tea party, or as I like to call it, Trancing with the Stars.

[Eddy Munny]

Update: GotGreek's record is a paltry 2-6 and I expect that he's abandoned his baby at this point and won't be checking in anymore. Poor guy, all he wanted to do was prove that the NBA is profitable. Instead, he's meeting with a financial consultant today and contemplating a file for bankruptcy. I had high hopes for him too. The man just wanted a pat on the buttocks.

[James Marques]

Update: GotGreek's record is a paltry 2-6 and I expect that he's abandoned his baby at this point and won't be checking in anymore. Poor guy, all he wanted to do was prove that the NBA is profitable. Instead, he's meeting with a financial consultant today and contemplating a file for bankruptcy. I had high hopes for him too. The man just wanted a pat on the buttocks.

I thought he'd at least make it to the Finals before giving up.

[Eddy Munny]

What's the play for tonight GreeceLightning?

[a4u2fear]

72% unposted, many are

[Eddy Munny]

Did the OP die? Goodness gracious OP, check in... We're all a bit concerned. It's ok, you don't owe us an explanation. We all intuitively knew this thread was doomed from the get go. But please, let us know you're alright.

[Darkside Magick]

This is the emergency broadcast system...this is only a test....bbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ppppppppp

[Eddy Munny]

Can someone please check the obituaries? We have a situation here...

[Eddy Munny]

Update: OP's record is 2-8

I'm no mathematician, but I think that places him somewhere south of 72%.