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  • No coincidences
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-18-10
    • 76300

    #36
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #37
      Danny Devito is an insult

      That's one guy you do not compare me too or I come get you..not joking

      I am studying like crazy now, bought 3 local newspapers today

      Its amazing when your a pro things are different
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      • biggie12
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-30-05
        • 13793

        #38
        Shalom,

        Some nice cornBeef and kinish money
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        • High3rEl3m3nt
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-28-10
          • 8022

          #39
          Originally posted by Eddy Munny
          Yeah he opened the vid by coming out and saying he enjoys it in the ass.

          Then he shot the neighbors dog and painstakingly fashioned a hairpiece out of it's remains.
          Thank you, I figured it'd be something along those lines.

          JJ, this is your weekly announcement. You getting a date with a broad under 50, who is not your relative, would be a
          major anouncement.

          Better luck next week.
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          • Da Manster!
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-13-07
            • 17720

            #40
            Congrats Corbin!...
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            • manny24
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-22-07
              • 20046

              #41
              this could work

              Coach is a very presentable guy
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              • King Mayan
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-22-10
                • 21326

                #42
                Didn't watch video yet...

                Did JJ come out??
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                • EaglesPhan36
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 71662

                  #43
                  Yeah someone post the Cliff's Notes version of this video. I don't want to invest any time in this shit.
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                  • pronk
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-22-08
                    • 6887

                    #44
                    Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                    Coach you broke fukk. You have like five 20s and a bunch of ones there. What a storyteller
                    Mr. Slim Shady! What's happening brother!!!
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                    • onemoregoal
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-04-13
                      • 8149

                      #45
                      I remember JJ telling people you need at least $50k cash to go pro....
                      lets say you win 50 units a year. Thats 5k........ Lets say you increase stake as well, thats 8k at best.
                      with no job, no hair, and already throwing away money renting - yeh...
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                      • TonyTall
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-21-13
                        • 3551

                        #46
                        Originally posted by King Mayan
                        Didn't watch video yet...

                        Did JJ come out??

                        no he stayed in but he was kinda lisping as he was doing it
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                        • minet123
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-17-07
                          • 10280

                          #47

                          why must you lie to the chesseburgers here
                          just your weekly VIG on your real wagers is a 10 dimes
                          The real question is what did Walker have on you to get you to come back posting after Bet Island and heritage fiasco
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                          • BennyBigNuts
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 04-16-12
                            • 8700

                            #48
                            Kinda surprised no one hammered JJ for not having one single 100 dollar bill in that stack.

                            GL JJ.
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                            • RealSlimShady
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-24-07
                              • 6249

                              #49
                              Originally posted by pronk
                              Mr. Slim Shady! What's happening brother!!!
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                              • homie1975
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-24-13
                                • 15452

                                #50
                                Shave your head and grow a goatee. Youll look badass. Thank me later
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #51
                                  May Jesus Christ bless your new profession.
                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                  • SharkAA
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-10-13
                                    • 2005

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    Danny Devito is an insult

                                    That's one guy you do not compare me too or I come get you..not joking

                                    I am studying like crazy now, bought 3 local newspapers today

                                    Its amazing when your a pro things are different
                                    Sorry bout that.
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                                    • ItsMeMrMattE
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-30-10
                                      • 5294

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by homie1975
                                      Shave your head and grow a goatee. Youll look badass. Thank me later
                                      ya ill be bald one day too JJ. but you wont catch me with that george costanza shit. i shaved my head bald about 2 years ago just to see how it looks and to prepare myself for the inevitable. its all grown back now, im still somewhat young, but i realized a nice thick beard makes up for none on the head. pussy percentages didnt really change to much for me, with or without hair on the head. confidence has alot to do with it tho too.
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                                      • Roadtrip635
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-07-10
                                        • 6129

                                        #54
                                        Congrats and good luck Corbin!


                                        Hey SBR, can we get a pool for how long it takes him to get barreled-in?

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                                        • The Kraken
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 12-25-11
                                          • 28918

                                          #55
                                          Congrats JJ to you and Minnow
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #56
                                            Here is how they test you

                                            Tonight my 1st night being a pro and 0-3 so far

                                            Now I am not going crazy at all just sipping tea and realize eventually the games go my ay because of my capping ability

                                            Guys I have come a long way
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                                            • stealthyburrito
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-12-09
                                              • 21562

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by homie1975
                                              Shave your head and grow a goatee. Youll look badass. Thank me later
                                              why would he want to look like a knock off wlater white?
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                                              • ItsMeMrMattE
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-30-10
                                                • 5294

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by stealthyburrito

                                                why would he want to look like a knock off wlater white?
                                                cause its better than a coked out george costanza, right?
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                                                • King Mayan
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-22-10
                                                  • 21326

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by ItsMeMrMattE
                                                  cause its better than a coked out george costanza, right?
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                                                  • allang198
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 05-14-14
                                                    • 288

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    Allang where you from??
                                                    Scotland
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                                                    • hurricane1091
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 10-01-12
                                                      • 713

                                                      #61
                                                      JJ is living the dream.
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                                                      • 6thtime
                                                        SBR High Roller
                                                        • 05-29-13
                                                        • 101

                                                        #62
                                                        So I went to a nice restaurant last night that had valet parking.
                                                        At the end of the night, I wanted to tip the valet.
                                                        I tried to duke him a 20 behind his ear, like you showed in your video.
                                                        Long story short, I have a bag of peas on my left eye to keep down the swelling.
                                                        Are you sure that's how the big timers do it?
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                                                        • ItsMeMrMattE
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-30-10
                                                          • 5294

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by 6thtime
                                                          So I went to a nice restaurant last night that had valet parking.
                                                          At the end of the night, I wanted to tip the valet.
                                                          I tried to duke him a 20 behind his ear, like you showed in your video.
                                                          Long story short, I have a bag of peas on my left eye to keep down the swelling.
                                                          Are you sure that's how the big timers do it?
                                                          lol if your gonna put it behind his ear like a busted magician, your better off just scott disick'n it and shoving it right down his throat. results will be the same.
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                                                          • manny24
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-22-07
                                                            • 20046

                                                            #64
                                                            who is going to be spending the summer with Carol down the shore house this year?

                                                            do they have PRO gamblers in AC now?

                                                            i'm sure you will work out the wrinkles

                                                            anyway best of luck moving forward Coach
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #65
                                                              you did it wrong man..he probably thought you were makig a move on him

                                                              bad start to my new career manny

                                                              Originally posted by 6thtime
                                                              So I went to a nice restaurant last night that had valet parking.
                                                              At the end of the night, I wanted to tip the valet.
                                                              I tried to duke him a 20 behind his ear, like you showed in your video.
                                                              Long story short, I have a bag of peas on my left eye to keep down the swelling.
                                                              Are you sure that's how the big timers do it?
                                                              Comment
                                                              • ronald
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 10-31-05
                                                                • 4919

                                                                #66
                                                                Coach,

                                                                Will you be seeking advice from FISHHEAD?

                                                                Uncle Ronnie
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                                                                • Vaughany
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 03-07-10
                                                                  • 45563

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  Danny Devito is an insult

                                                                  That's one guy you do not compare me too or I come get you..not joking

                                                                  I am studying like crazy now, bought 3 local newspapers today

                                                                  Its amazing when your a pro things are different
                                                                  Hahahahha


                                                                  jj, is your longterm goal to go tout and becme the next Pirelli at VIP Sports?
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                                                                  • minet123
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 02-17-07
                                                                    • 10280

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by manny24
                                                                    who is going to be spending the summer with Carol down the shore house this year?
                                                                    ^^^^
                                                                    This
                                                                    and for gawds sake find a NEW summer fill in JJ cause last years model
                                                                    SUCKED
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                                                                    • Big Bear
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-01-11
                                                                      • 43253

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      Very excited too, I finally made it

                                                                      Hell yeah JJ! Nice video pal keep picking winners.
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                                                                      • Big Bear
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 11-01-11
                                                                        • 43253

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                        Danny Devito is an insult

                                                                        That's one guy you do not compare me too or I come get you..not joking

                                                                        I am studying like crazy now, bought 3 local newspapers today

                                                                        Its amazing when your a pro things are different
                                                                        Comment
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