Video: My New Pad..1st Time Living On My Own in 25 Years

**minet123** · 05-09-14, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

How many of you have your own pad like me??

Are some jealous because I have a pussy pad?

You have an in-law apartment at the house in East Hanover
And you moved your crap into there because Carol wants the basement refinished

**RealSlimShady** · 05-09-14, 07:54 PM

Pussy pad

Is that what you call your right hand, pal?? Pussy?

**Iw1nBets** · 05-09-14, 07:54 PM

Congratulations yo

**Dollars2Donuts** · 05-09-14, 08:12 PM

What closet did you stuff the old lady in? Maybe behind the washer/dryer combo? I see she did leave her chairs and furniture behind....that was nice of her.

Whats for lunch JJ? Going to squeeze some Hellman's into a bottle of Coke for dinner?

d2d is proud of you.

**BIGDAY** · 05-09-14, 08:51 PM

**Jimmy Proffett** · 05-09-14, 08:57 PM

I like your bathroom. Sliding doors ftw

**onemoregoal** · 05-09-14, 09:01 PM

Downhill from here JJ.
take in the moment, breathe it in, the lamp, both chairs, breathe it all in.

**flyingillini** · 05-09-14, 11:05 PM

Love the chairs JJ

**King Mayan** · 05-09-14, 11:12 PM

I think Corbin is in the witness protection program..

Corbin you a rat????

**Monitor-Tan** · 05-09-14, 11:46 PM

What happened to your teeth? It looks more crooked then usual... It's getting worse..

**The Giant** · 05-09-14, 11:48 PM

This guy is going to be swimming in pussy.

What a legendary crib.

**bigballa** · 05-10-14, 03:05 AM

hopefully your cool with micro meals my friend, no room to cook anything in that kitchen......you need be saving your cash too bro, only chumps rent, pissing your cash down the drain.....nice enough place though, clean.....

**Jayvegas420** · 05-10-14, 03:14 AM

I didn't see any cold hard cash in that fridge JJ

**lesterdymond** · 05-10-14, 05:42 AM

Put a damn picture on the wall

**El Nino** · 05-10-14, 05:44 AM

Rooster looks smaller than ever. Suits the apartment. Was that a jet engine in the bathroom fan?

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 05-10-14, 05:53 AM

my favorite part of the house was the swimming pool

thought I was watching a episode of MTV cribs

**RealSlimShady** · 05-10-14, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

thought I was watching a episode of MTV cribs

**jjgold** · 05-10-14, 07:04 AM

I went shopping early AM and got all those pussy fragrances , place smells great and like a perfume store

Might get a sign on my door...looking for pussy

**manny24** · 05-10-14, 07:33 AM

think it's called a studio kitchenette

**geebert74** · 05-10-14, 07:37 AM

It's not the 1st of the month... WTF?

**THam12** · 05-10-14, 10:35 AM

SBR Annie has to be Atleast a little creeper out

**BreadWinner** · 05-10-14, 10:46 AM

Chew gum in their ear and the panties will be off in no time. I could barely contain myself when you finally hit us with the mirror shot.

Btw, how did you manage to get your hands on all of Thomas Jefferson's furniture?

**homie1975** · 05-10-14, 10:49 AM

Light some candles in that mothafukka u know the chicks love candles!!

**anthonydiamondLC** · 05-10-14, 11:32 AM

nice grundle

**bobbywaves** · 05-10-14, 12:36 PM

You call that a pussy pad, where's the chicks? SBR Annie hiding in the closet? The only pussy you're getting is a stray cat.

**Mitchell88** · 05-10-14, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

You call that a pussy pad, where's the chicks? SBR Annie hiding in the closet? The only pussy you're getting is a stray cat.

only pussy you have ever got is your obese wife, maybe a hooker who duct taped their dick inbetween their legs

**jjgold** · 05-10-14, 01:35 PM

a lot of guys taking jabs behind their keyboards

ok can you show me your mansions?????????????

**minet123** · 05-10-14, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

a lot of guys taking jabs behind their keyboards

ok can you show me your mansions?????????????

Your one step away from proving Ken(RIP) was clairvoyant
next stop
Under the AC boardwalk with the feral cats

and you can breakdance for nickels in front of ocean 1

**jjgold** · 05-10-14, 07:46 PM

It'll take a little time to get used to the pussy pad

Feels kind hot in here I might have to get a fan

No chicks yet

Going to put some nude posters up of hot woman in the living room

**Chi_archie** · 05-10-14, 07:48 PM

take the bathroom doors off and have and NBA finals party in a few weeks

**jackietubagoo** · 05-10-14, 07:54 PM

Nothing says class like a stackable Washer/Dryer and rancid Bertolli!

**jjgold** · 05-10-14, 11:08 PM

Never heard of that??

Do people do it!

Originally posted by Chi_archie

take the bathroom doors off and have and NBA finals party in a few weeks

**FrozenMAN** · 05-11-14, 12:29 AM

WHAT THE FUK! Lactaid, coke and string cheese LOLOLOLOL WHAT THE FUK DOCTA GOLD???? did you move your practice down south?

**THam12** · 05-11-14, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

It'll take a little time to get used to the pussy pad

Feels kind hot in here I might have to get a fan

No chicks yet

Going to put some nude posters up of hot woman in the living room

The nude posters wont be too popular with the women you bring back to the pussy pad.

**mcdonae101** · 05-11-14, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by THam12

The nude posters wont be too popular with the women you bring back to the pussy pad.

The "women"he brings back will be stroking their coks to the posters