Posters Input....Do You Want BigDay As A Moderator??

[Mitchell88]

big day all day, give him the job

[Mitchell88]

I hear the moderators all gather at luxurious hotels, at the expense of SBR donors, and they rage for days on end, fueled by coke, pills, and alcohol. They make the Bohemian Grove look like The Boy Scouts of America. These conventions usually culminate in a big orgy, where bodily fluids are discharged to the degree that the in-house maids, more often than not, turn in their aprons after being confronted with the daunting and demoralizing task of cleaning up the aftermath.

This is why I got into the whole idea of moderation if the first place. The perks are unbelievable. I haven't been to an SBR Mod-Squad party yet, but I'm trying to pull some strings. I have to be discreet, but at the same time I feel like I owe it to you guys to sort of "lift the veil" just a tad. I came from humble beginnings much like you guys. I want to remember my roots. I am not a forum aristocrat. I did not inherit anything. Everything I've accomplished in this arena of life has been sheer grassroots effort. I am one of you. But I aim to infiltrate the inner circle of the SBR elite.

I can't wait. I'm just ready to cross that threshold. I have the trust of the upper echelon in this forum. I don't want to betray that trust, but I don't want to betray my obligation to my fellow men either. I straddle the line. It may cost me in the end, but that's the risk I'm willing to take. When I become a full fledged moderator, I will report back to the throng, leaving no details omitted. That's my promise to you guys, if you pledge your support on my behalf.

I've heard all the wild stories, but I want to experience them firsthand. If I get on the guest list to a Mod-Squad party, I think I can seduce Jojo and Shari into a threesome. It will be a wild cocktail of flesh, our pelvic thrusts of euphoric convergence, propelled by the sweet power of Columbian grade nose candy. There is something cosmic, almost God-like, about mingling with the legend(s) of Shari and Jojo at the most primal level, that carnal drive that precedes all other cognitive function. Who's bosom shall I finish on? I've given it thought, but I have decided that the best thing I can do is to let the moment dictate the actions.

In the end, one of these women will receive a heavenly blast of my DNA, strewn across their milk-pillows, and you can rest assure that I will report back to the forum as to who that is. I hold nothing back. I will be transparent in my activities at all levels of SBR. The revolution is upon us. Just like the Lizard King himself, I am an erotic politician. But I need your support. I cannot go it alone, nor will I try.

Vote for me, my peeps. I have the power, and the divine inspiration to move mountains. Every revolution needs a hero. I have stepped forth and taken the reigns. You are either with me, or against me. There is no time for indecision.

BigDay is not the answer
JJ (Fools) Gold is not the answer
Seaweenie is not the answer

I have spoken. I have thrown my hat into the ring, with no equivocation. There is nothing left for me to say. I will let the proceedings run their course and accept the consequences, for better or for worse. I am the ONLY mod candidate in the history of SBR to volunteer to venture into the lair of the dragon, partake in an epic orgy with Shari and Jojo, and emerge with full details, uncensored and unedited.

You people deserve better. We'll all be dead someday. But you should not go to the grave with a handicapping forum deemed less than the best. Give me that vote of confidence and, to you, I shall return the favor in spades.

Remember, I was the one who was instrumental in driving that idiot InTomWeTrust out of here. He is banned. No more "tooting" like a retard. I did not stand for it. I also subdued Wildcorndog and eventually castrated that son of a bitch to the point where he is now a non-factor as well.

As an SBR mod, I will get to the bottom of this JJGold bullshit and report back. He is obviously a postbot, and that is unwelcome here. I will conduct an extensive investigation on Seaweed, revealing every piece of damning evidence I uncover. I will also take requests from forum members about other forum members. I will return SBR to it's former glory. Just give me the chance. Let me shag Shari and Jojo in a hotel suite. Let me bust a nut off the 21st floor balcony. I do it all in the name of fairness, integrity, and honesty.

Be well my peeps.

Sincerely, Eddy Munny

they are not the answer but a guy who will def be a sex offender in the next year if not already is??? wtf is going on

[CMNoney]

Hell yes

Bigday for president!

[Eddy Munny]

Just relax Mitchell.... Shari and Jojo will be consenting adults. It's not a big deal. The more important thing is that I can revolutionize moderation if given half a chance.

Just read and re-read the Munny Manifesto and let it sink in. Meditate on it. Masturbate to it. Use it for daily affirmations.

The Revolution starts now.

[sweep]

Just relax Mitchell.... Shari and Jojo will be consenting adults. It's not a big deal. The more important thing is that I can revolutionize moderation if given half a chance.

Just read and re-read the Munny Manifesto and let it sink in. Meditate on it. Masturbate to it. Use it for daily affirmations.

The Revolution starts now.

Never Fukkin heard of ya pal

[Eddy Munny]

Never Fukkin heard of ya pal

There ya go. Someone had to say it right? 10,000+ posts and that's all you could muster? I don't pander to people of your ilk. This is much greater than some forum catch phrase or idiosyncrasy. We're talking about the future of moderation and forum interaction.

I want to push the boundaries and offer up more possibilities than you could ever have dreamt. Pizza points? Nah, fvkk that. We can turn your betpoints into trans-human tourism discounts. You can inhabit an avatar of your choice..... Not for posting, but a real life breathing avatar like the docu-movie of the same name. Don't let that ship sail you fool. BigDay would never fight for your right like I can.

I will soil the bedsheets of the priciest hotels, not to mention Shari's and Jojo's undergarments. I will collect the specimens and incubate them in a space-age petri dish, and from that inauspicious genesis shall emerge a new creation... One that will flourish under the guiding hand of all members of the SBR community. We will become the music makers of the New World.... the curators imagination materialized.

[opie1988]

There ya go. Someone had to say it right? 10,000+ posts and that's all you could muster? I don't pander to people of your ilk. This is much greater than some forum catch phrase or idiosyncrasy. We're talking about the future of moderation and forum interaction.

I want to push the boundaries and offer up more possibilities than you could ever have dreamt. Pizza points? Nah, fvkk that. We can turn your betpoints into trans-human tourism discounts. You can inhabit an avatar of your choice..... Not for posting, but a real life breathing avatar like the docu-movie of the same name. Don't let that ship sail you fool. BigDay would never fight for your right like I can.

I will soil the bedsheets of the priciest hotels, not to mention Shari's and Jojo's undergarments. I will collect the specimens and incubate them in a space-age petri dish, and from that inauspicious genesis shall emerge a new creation... One that will flourish under the guiding hand of all members of the SBR community. We will become the music makers of the New World.... the curators imagination materialized.

Eddy....you're wasting your considerable talents as a wordsmith around these parts, pal.

While your prose is a little long winded for my taste, I have to admit I find it dazzlingly and sometimes obscurely erudite, yet with a clear and coherent argument that challenges our current commonsense views about communication.

Well done, pal.

[Eddy Munny]

It's time to circle the wagons Opie. The end is creeping near. It's shadow envelopes and consumes. These imposters fawn at the feet of JJgold like some false idol. Who the eff is BigDay? They worship Seaweenie and all his fictitious tales from the fraternity of the miserable. I can swoop down like a flock from the skies, an unseen swarm, and devour every weakness that resides at SBR. And the New World shall rise from the shambles of the old.

[BIGDAY]

Eddy, back off.

I'll pound your ass.















*No homo

[Eddy Munny]

This is pure business BigDay. I don't dabble in emoticons when I speak from the higher source. This is too big for you brother. You were meant to join the minions, not lead them. Assume your place in the hierarchy. It's how nature intended. Step down my friend.

[BIGDAY]

You're smokin sumtin??

[opie1988]

This is pure business BigDay. I don't dabble in emoticons when I speak from the higher source. This is too big for you brother. You were meant to join the minions, not lead them. Assume your place in the hierarchy. It's how nature intended. Step down my friend.

Bigday....you're overmatched here, brother.

This eddy munny fukker is good!!

You see how quickly he's banging out these replies? This is flowing from his fingers at will, brother. He's forcing nothing.

A rare talent, indeed.

[PAULYPOKER]

Psychotropics expands the mind into greatness

which is unattainable without them.........

[Optional]

[PAULYPOKER]

Must be willing to cross the blood–brain barrier into the central nervous system

in order to be able to match wits with E Munny

[Cuse0323]

Bigday....you're overmatched here, brother.

This eddy munny fukker is good!!

You see how quickly he's banging out these replies? This is flowing from his fingers at will, brother. He's forcing nothing.

A rare talent, indeed.

Big words don't mean much when you're not saying anything.

[manny24]

Just relax Mitchell.... Shari and Jojo will be consenting adults. It's not a big deal. The more important thing is that I can revolutionize moderation if given half a chance.

Just read and re-read the Munny Manifesto and let it sink in. Meditate on it. Masturbate to it. Use it for daily affirmations.

The Revolution starts now.

i knew he couldn't stay away too long



Bienvenue Rocket!!!!!!!!

[darkhat]

is he broke now??

why would he take a job that pays peanuts if he's making six figures??

[InTheDrink]

cuser gets it

cuser always gets it

[InTheDrink]

is he broke now??

why would he take a job that pays peanuts if he's making six figures??

six figures is the new mid five figures

however opiers 8 figures will always be 8 figures

[darkhat]

six figures is the new mid five figures

however opiers 8 figures will always be 8 figures

sharp post

good point

[BIGDAY]

Six figures???

I live off the land.

Set beaver traps all weekend. $18-23 per pelt.

My dogs also help gather grub.

[greenhippo]

nobody gives a shit, post some bets JJ.

I vote yes for this

[jjgold]

I was thinking the broke angle also because why would he want to be a moderator ?????

[opie1988]

I got a bizarre text late last nite from Bigday asking to borrow $80?? Haven't responded yet.

Fukk is going on????

[lesterdymond]

Seems like a good guy. Midwesterners are humble people or at least we try to be.

[TxAaron]

Opie and BigDay,

Lets conference call and talk duck hunting.

[BIGDAY]

Opie and BigDay,

Lets conference call and talk duck hunting.

I invited Opie duck hunting last year...

Guy asked if the resort we would stay at had a full spa package..

[Vaughany]

me and Bigday used to be plastic mods in MMA section...the glory years

[BIGDAY]

me and Bigday used to be plastic mods in MMA section...the glory years

We shaped that subforum into pure excellence.

[jjgold]

Bigday you lose your job??

[BIGDAY]

Bigday you lose your job??

You're on a "need to know basis"... And you don't need to know...

[Vaughany]

We shaped that subforum into pure excellence.

[artyfudgepacker]

I vote yes . hey bigday give me ur recipe for turtle stew ?

[El Nino]

me and Bigday used to be plastic mods in MMA section...the glory years