Would You Rather Be A Professional Golfer or UFC Fighter?

[Dwil125]

Making my pro debut next month. That being said, golf.

[Dirty Sanchez]

MMA fighter for me... Nothing is more rewarding in life than knocking some fool out!

Hence the reason you'll be in a diaper drooling on yourself by the time you're 40 hiding your own Easter Eggs

[NunyaBidness]

Making my pro debut next month. That being said, golf.

Awesome! When and where? Gonna be making fat stacks betting on you soon, I can feel it!

[Dwil125]

Awesome! When and where? Gonna be making fat stacks betting on you soon, I can feel it!

May 31st in Chicago on Xfo 51

[NunyaBidness]

Damn, you couldn't do it on a night where there wasn't a UFC card?

We'll all be rooting for you. You have an opponent yet?

[Dwil125]

Damn, you couldn't do it on a night where there wasn't a UFC card?

Lol I think that's actually the night when there's two Ufc cards on the same day

[NunyaBidness]

Lol I think that's actually the night when there's two Ufc cards on the same day

Heh, try not to think about your bets while you're pounding this guy from top position.

[Vaughany]

Great news...congratz Dwil. Let us know the opponent and we'll crack on with some elite wiki cappin and devise a gameplan for you!

[mirinquads]

Good stuff Dwil, looking forward to you rolling on the ground with another sweaty dude, no homo.

"this Dwil kid is AN ANIMAL and remember hes only 22 years OLD" - Joe Rogan

[flocko76]

I'd be a golfer, but the kind of golfer that would turn UFC Fighter if I lost. Just straight up smashing Tiger woods in the teeth with my five iron, like "leave some white woman for the rest of us, beetch". Then id jump in the golfcart and race out of there with my stolen trophy in hand.

A happy medium so to speak.

They don't use carts on the PGA tour. They walk.

[Jcole94]

May 31st in Chicago on Xfo 51

interested in match fixing?

[MD]

interested in match fixing?

Dwil is only interested in face fixing.

[marzwoody]

I would rather be rich and hit ballz, then get hit in the face

[pavyracer]

I'd rather be a golfer because a bad golfer is not going to be beat up all over his face like a bad UFC fighter will be.

[Nick Nacho]

Probably make more money as an average pro golfer than an average UFC fighter with less brain damage.

Depends on if we are talking about Frisbee golf or Regular Golf.

[King Mayan]

Hence the reason you'll be in a diaper drooling on yourself by the time you're 40 hiding your own Easter Eggs

The only thing I'll have is crippled hands from breaking my hands on people jaws motherfukker!!

[pavyracer]

The only thing I'll have is crippled hands from breaking my hands on people jaws motherfukker!!

How long is your arm reach Mayan?

[Eddy Munny]

How long is your arm reach Mayan?

Just long enough to tug his limp noodle.

[mirinquads]

They don't use carts on the PGA tour. They walk.

I'd bring my own obviously, aint walking that far..

[Plaza23]

Harvard researchers have conducted a study that found a simple answer to this question can be used to describe a person's personality.

I've probably only golfed 3 times my entire life. And I probably only been in 3 fights my entire life. But if I had to pick, I'd rather be a pro golfer for sure. I like being outside for one. They make lots of money even if you finish near the bottom in a tourney. I think golf would be very relaxing compared to being in a fight.

[Burkina2008]

Golfer = possible 30 year career, good earnings, fashionable, u can bang cute rich girls

UFC = possible brain damange, a lot of gay ass and dick grabbing, advertisement for ghetto brands, u can bang crackhead trailerpark black whores...

[stefan084]

fashionable might be pushing it

[Spanks]

Could not agree more. I just love walking down the street knocking people out left and right.

what color is the sky in your world ?

[Spanks]

hence the reason you'll be in a diaper drooling on yourself by the time you're 40 hiding your own easter eggs

lmao!

[Spanks]

I'd be a golfer, but the kind of golfer that would turn UFC Fighter if I lost. Just straight up smashing Tiger woods in the teeth with my five iron, like "leave some white woman for the rest of us, beetch". Then id jump in the golfcart and race out of there with my stolen trophy in hand.

A happy medium so to speak.

time to up your meds