Why Poker Fukkin Sucks.

[Justin3587]

40 people left, I am like 7th in chips on Heritage. Top 30 get paid. Long story short, guy calls preflop raises with shithead hands and hits a gut shot straight, then the very next hand same guy busts me with running diamonds.

Poker is not profitable because I have learned that no matter the stakes, people are gonna play like idiot penetrates and get paid.

Hold'em is a shitheads game. All luck. Thank you DOJ for fukkin us all out of Poker Stars and real sites that offer games other than hold em and omaha.

I only play on these sites when I don't have anything to do. I am a writer by profession, so my days are pretty full but late night I get bored and tend to play poker, slots, etc.

I am good at betting on sports, but the problem is all that other petty shit gets in the way.

[jjgold]

Poker is a game that you play for hours and hours and if you're good player you earned one dollar per hour

[The Giant]

Nothing worse in the world than running bad at poker.

I'm currently in the midst of it, too.

[Justin3587]

True statements guys. Hahah one dollar per hour. That shit was funny.

[Seaweed]

I learned that poker is not for me.

[manny24]

love when guys go on tilt and chase you to the river all night

[TheCentaur]

What kind of writing?

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I learned that poker is not for me.

a special education class is for you. I hope you get the help that you need.

[Seaweed]

a special education class is for you. I hope you get the help that you need.

Ironic. I'm smarter than you.

[Seaweed]

What kind of writing?

Nosey question.

[Justin3587]

What kind of writing?

Typically Content Writing, but I can do a lot of things. I am a good researcher, so Content Writing is best for me.

[TonyTall]

if you really just wanted to cash. say top 20 you should have resisted the temptation to play any hands at all. you never know when a hand comes your way and all the sudden you are all-in........sit on your chips next time

[Justin3587]

if you really just wanted to cash. say top 20 you should have resisted the temptation to play any hands at all. you never know when a hand comes your way and all the sudden you are all-in........sit on your chips next time

I am superstitious that if I fold the hands I should be playing, my luck will get really bad.

[TonyTall]

i guess it depends on how much you need to cash. if you really need it sit on it....as for being superstitious thats dumb bud

[Louisvillekid1]

You love to bitch

Also what did you think you were going too accomplish w/ that avy?

[Justin3587]

You love to bitch

Also what did you think you were going too accomplish w/ that avy?

Who are you referring to?

[Louisvillekid1]

Who are you referring to?

not you buddy shoulda quoted the ghost

[Louisvillekid1]

but to reply to the thread topic...

Poker used to be free $, now the average player is pretty good...

Especially in hold'em,

There are 2 ways to make $ in poker nowadays...

1: Host a game,

2: House games

You're wasting your time otherwise...

[THam12]

I am superstitious that if I fold the hands I should be playing, my luck will get really bad.

Absolutely.
You play your hands just as.you ways would. If you suffer bad beats, you gotta be able to take them. It happens

[Justin3587]

not you buddy shoulda quoted the ghost

I hear a lot about ghosts. But I'm still green and can't figure out what ghost belongs to who haha.

[vividjohn45]

Poker is a game that you play for hours and hours and if you're good player you earned one dollar per hour

jj talking about his whoring days again

[Big Bear]

are there any books on poker you guys would consider a
must read?

i'm on this new kick where i want to soak up as much knowledge as i can.

i litterally handicapped baseball all day long today at work

[Louisvillekid1]

are there any books on poker you guys would consider a
must read?

i'm on this new kick where i want to soak up as much knowledge as i can.

i litterally handicapped baseball all day long today at work

8 -10 years too late

[JohnGalt2341]

40 people left, I am like 7th in chips on Heritage. Top 30 get paid. Long story short, guy calls preflop raises with shithead hands and hits a gut shot straight, then the very next hand same guy busts me with running diamonds.

Poker is not profitable because I have learned that no matter the stakes, people are gonna play like idiot penetrates and get paid.

Hold'em is a shitheads game. All luck. Thank you DOJ for fukkin us all out of Poker Stars and real sites that offer games other than hold em and omaha.

I only play on these sites when I don't have anything to do. I am a writer by profession, so my days are pretty full but late night I get bored and tend to play poker, slots, etc.

I am good at betting on sports, but the problem is all that other petty shit gets in the way.

How good? What's your average Win/Loss percentage against -110?

[daneblazer]

Assholes, baby pictures, and bad beat stories. Everybody has them, nobody wants to hear about yours

[jjgold]

Almost All-Pro poker players are flat broke

That should tell you something has there is no difference playing poker playing blackjack it's a game of chance

[daneblazer]

Almost All-Pro poker players are flat broke

That should tell you something has there is no difference playing poker playing blackjack it's a game of chance

Hang around some players who aren't degenerate gamblers and you'll find most of them aren't flat broke

[agendaman]

read the book by texas dolly-vvg.bk. on texas holdem

[SharkAA]

are there any books on poker you guys would consider a
must read?

i'm on this new kick where i want to soak up as much knowledge as i can.

i litterally handicapped baseball all day long today at work

MTT Bible: Harrington on Holdem 1,2,3
Might wanna also consider Tournament Poker for Advanced Players-David Sklansky and Championship No-Limit and Pot-Limit Holdem-Tom McEvoy

[SharkAA]

To the OP: I hate to rain on your parade, but as long as I don't see those 2 hands, the title isn't legit.

[yahoonino]

poker is a game of luck, you go all in with aa somebody call you with 2-2 and he bust you on the river with a 2 where is the skill in that ???

[robert_wrath]

I hate to say it, but NL Tournament Poker turns into a Lotto Fest when low a stack player's ultimatum is to shove & pray for the best.

[Auto Donk]

I hear a lot about ghosts. But I'm still green and can't figure out what ghost belongs to who haha.

sbr brass repeatedly post videos of ghosts they "catch", recently one such video busted me and my bevy of ghosts.... I had to give dem hos that run this site some diick to retain my pro membership...... that was a f'n chore.....

[daneblazer]

I to say it, but NL Tournament Poker turns into a Lotto Fest when low a stack player's ultimatum is to shove & pray for the best.

What else would you have them do? Blind out ?

[greenhippo]

if you really just wanted to cash. say top 20 you should have resisted the temptation to play any hands at all. you never know when a hand comes your way and all the sudden you are all-in........sit on your chips next time

I do this almost to a fault. I bleed chips through the blinds by folding everything besides aces and kings. I fold ak suited early position even with no raise. Spent too much time to not cash from someone cooling me or outdrawing.