Why Do All Hockey Interviews Sound Like This...

[Seaweed]

"Yeah...ahhh we just gotta tighten up ahh back there you know and ahhhh hopefully get the puck up the ice and ahhhh just keep ah pressing"

[Vegas39]

Product of only watching leafs

[Seaweed]

Product of only watching leafs

Maybe this might be true

[jjgold]

Hockey players are not your smartest guys in the toolbox

Many of them are boring

[Russian Rocket]

Hockey players are not your smartest guys in the toolbox

Many of them are boring

how many hockey guys do you personally know?

[manny24]

not counting VegasDave

[Ralphie Halves]

Usually a Canadian on one or both ends of the mic. Dialect.

Seriously, that's your answer.

[manny24]

Claude Julian has the script memorized perfectly

it's the exact same after every period but nobody notices

"Thought we did a good job back-checking and securing the puck especially with men in the box

and in the offensive zone gave ourselves the best opportunities to capitalize on scoring chances.

Continuing to get production out of our 2nd and 3rd line will be key moving forward

that with solid net-minding and we should be OK"

[Jayvegas420]

After 7-8 bare knuckle fights you might start repeating yourself too!

[Jayvegas420]

After 7-8 bare knuckle fights, you might repeating yourself too!

[El Nino]

[TheMoneyShot]

"And uhhh it's about puck support down low... and uhhh.. uhhh that's what team chemistry is all about."


"I thought they neutralized us well uhhhh uhhh in the neutral zone. Uhhhh they forced us to dump it in their zone and uhhhh took us off our game a little."


And why am I talking so softly in this microphone right now. Uhhh uhhhh are we in a library?

[boondoggle]

Product of only watching leafs

Toronto has a hockey team?

[jjgold]

how many hockey guys do you personally know?

Rocket None

I go by interviews

Thanks

[Big Bear]

Hockey players are not your smartest guys in the toolbox

Many of them are boring

JJ it is not that they arent smart. They are mostly just foreigners and dont know how to speak much english.

From what i've heard from a guy who used to play adult league hockey he said NHL hockey players get more pussy than any other pro athlete.

[manny24]

JJ it is not that they arent smart. They are mostly just foreigners and dont know how to speak much english.

From what i've heard from a guy who used to play adult league hockey he said NHL hockey players get more pussy than any other pro athlete.

[Smoke]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh