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  • Russian Rocket
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-02-12
    • 43910

    #561
    Originally posted by Vegas39
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    the infamous pads
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    • Vegas39
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-22-11
      • 30686

      #562
      Originally posted by Seaweed
      I applied to Little Cesars last week as a back up plan
      Hope you don't get run over

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      • Seaweed
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-19-12
        • 26318

        #563
        Originally posted by Vegas39
        Hope you don't get run over

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        I'm talking about this place.
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        • Russian Rocket
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-02-12
          • 43910

          #564
          Weed, it's the same fukking thing
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          • Seaweed
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-19-12
            • 26318

            #565
            It's the one at Dundas Street West. Boeing will know where it is. If I get the job everyone should come by and I will give you the best deals.
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            • Seaweed
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 01-19-12
              • 26318

              #566
              Originally posted by Russian Rocket
              Weed, it's the same fukking thing
              The one he posted looked like Fred Flintstones
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              • Russian Rocket
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-02-12
                • 43910

                #567
                Originally posted by Seaweed
                It's the one at Dundas Street West. Boeing will know where it is. If I get the job everyone should come by and I will give you the best deals.
                Weeder, even I can stop by?
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                • SteveKerrsJunk
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-25-13
                  • 2706

                  #568
                  Nice weeder. Any job is good right now
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                  • Seaweed
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-19-12
                    • 26318

                    #569
                    Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                    Weeder, even I can stop by?
                    Sure, as long as you tip me.
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                    • Russian Rocket
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-02-12
                      • 43910

                      #570
                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                      Sure, as long as you tip me.
                      no problem...I'll give you a hundo, but save the food
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                      • Russian Rocket
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-02-12
                        • 43910

                        #571
                        Originally posted by SteveKerrsJunk
                        Nice weeder. Any job is good right now


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                        • packerd_00
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-22-13
                          • 17816

                          #572
                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                          It's the one at Dundas Street West. Boeing will know where it is. If I get the job everyone should come by and I will give you the best deals.
                          Do we ask for Seaweed.
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                          • onemoregoal
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-04-13
                            • 8149

                            #573
                            seaweed please make sure you gamble the paychecks.
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                            • packerd_00
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-22-13
                              • 17816

                              #574
                              Originally posted by Vegas39
                              dead parrot and seaweed cowering behind granny on judge judy
                              F@ck I hate that bitch lol!
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                              • Vegas39
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 09-22-11
                                • 30686

                                #575
                                Originally posted by packerd_00
                                F@ck I hate that bitch lol!

                                Judge Judy or Seaweeds Granny?
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                                • packerd_00
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-22-13
                                  • 17816

                                  #576
                                  Originally posted by Vegas39
                                  Judge Judy or Seaweeds Granny?
                                  Judge Judy
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                                  • Jayvegas420
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-09-11
                                    • 28213

                                    #577
                                    Neighbour went away for a week. I'm gonna be on here non-stop now. You should see all the new cable channels I get this week!
                                    Weeder, it's gotta be a 3 game parlay if you hit The Pacers. All NCAA!
                                    Trust me.
                                    You're gonna get mocked & berated either way.
                                    Stay away from the NHL. Even the best teams barely win 50% of their games.
                                    It's March Madness Saer. Use your head. Everyone makes $ this time of year, even JJ!

                                    Lemme lay it out for you:
                                    Colorado +6.5
                                    BYU+6
                                    Wofford +16
                                    BAYLOR -3.5
                                    Stanford +3.5
                                    ST.JO'S +5
                                    Gonzaga +2

                                    It's as simple as that!

                                    Stay away from all things Canadian, that includes Creighton, Wiggins (Both of them, Nick-Wich & Andy-Kansas), THE NHL,The Raptors,Syracuse(Tyler Ennis),Michigan(Nik Stauskis),Arizona St.(Jordan Bachnski),New Mexico St.(Sim Bullar) & most importantly stay away from your Salami.

                                    The only exception to this rule is Gonzaga. Pangos is gonna surprise a couple of teams this year!

                                    GL you crazy little fukker!
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                                    • packerd_00
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 05-22-13
                                      • 17816

                                      #578
                                      What happended tonight Seaweed,did the Pacers come through for you
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                                      • ACoochy
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-19-09
                                        • 13949

                                        #579
                                        Originally posted by packerd_00
                                        What happended tonight Seaweed,did the Pacers come through for you
                                        packer the kids hurting enough already but hey this is the internet so lets pile on

                                        Weeder so long as you keep having ill discipline you'll NEVER be a solid gambler.

                                        Thats the number 1 thing you need to control if you plan on forging ahead to make some kind of living from this...
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                                        • Russian Rocket
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-02-12
                                          • 43910

                                          #580
                                          Originally posted by ACoochy
                                          Weeder so long as you keep having ill discipline you'll NEVER be a solid gambler.
                                          weed, frame it and put it over your bed....discipline is the number one thing
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                                          • packerd_00
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-22-13
                                            • 17816

                                            #581
                                            Originally posted by ACoochy
                                            packer the kids hurting enough already but hey this is the internet so lets pile on

                                            Weeder so long as you keep having ill discipline you'll NEVER be a solid gambler.

                                            Thats the number 1 thing you need to control if you plan on forging ahead to make some kind of living from this...
                                            No I actually was curious I hadnt seen the game. I wouldnt pick on the guy,alot of us have been undisciplined at some point.
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                                            • Seaweed
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-19-12
                                              • 26318

                                              #582
                                              Pacers lost, I'm broke, Close thread.
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                                              • Cookie Monster
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-05-08
                                                • 2251

                                                #583
                                                Not sure on why I answer to this thread. Possibly because I enjoy giving good advice to someone in need of it.


                                                Seaweeder, you first should answer honestly why do you bet. There is nothing wrong on betting for entratainment reasons. It is a nice hobby watching sports with "something on the line". If you manage your bet sizes wisely, it is cheaper and more exciting than going to a bar and watch a game drinking $5 beers. Just understand what you are doing and not force things with a big bet to salvage a day.


                                                If you are betting to win money, you must know that the odds are badly against you. It is not "easy money". You must invest a lot of money and time to have a fair chance to get positive winning expectations. And again, be disciplined enough to not risk a large part of your bankroll in one bet.


                                                Being a winning bettor is a grind. You must have many outs to get that extra half point that matters just 4% of the time. But that 4% is enough to change you from a flip coin loser to a zero expectation player. As much as anyone want to impress you with his ability to pick winners, many pros rely on getting the best price as much as picking sides.


                                                Bet size discipline is a must. Read about Kelly criterion (Ganchrow posts are a must). NEVER bet more that you implied +EV suggests. If you do not have a gasp on what your +EV is, the suggested bet is zero. Triple that if you realy like the bet.


                                                The last part is modeling. You ought to have a model to estimate a price and find values. Just saying "Manning will torch Jaguars secondary, so -28.5 is a sure win" will not cut it. You must test your model often, add more info and test it again and again, until you are sure it has a worthwile predictive value.


                                                After all that, you will find your bankroll tend to grow very slowly. You may spice it with bonuses and promos to get a little more income. But now you are playing with books money. You can appreciate now that KC Royals +180 vs Sabathia NYY is a good value. Then you are ready to tackle into smaller markets, CBB totals, even some props...


                                                Betting life is not easy. You will have many ups and downs. And not many will appreciate your work; you will get many people laughing at your fails, just a few congratulating on your wins. As a friend once told me "the only ones recognizing your worth are the books limiting you".


                                                In sum, being a winning bettor is really hard work. You have to find deep down if you want to pay the price.
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                                                • vividjohn45
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-21-10
                                                  • 6331

                                                  #584
                                                  Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                  Says the loser sending rocket PMs begging him to be your friend

                                                  Cant wait to see PMs that Lkid talking about
                                                  Mayor39. Why u like rrocket so much. He got stripped by sbr for being a fraud. Only thing he has now is real bad potty mouth
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                                                  • Jayvegas420
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 03-09-11
                                                    • 28213

                                                    #585
                                                    Mayor?
                                                    Right on the money about Rocket though!
                                                    Can you believe the Russian Rocket is actually a Canadian Firecracker!
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                                                    • Seaweed
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                      • 26318

                                                      #586
                                                      Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                                      Mayor?
                                                      Right on the money about Rocket though!
                                                      Can you believe the Russian Rocket is actually a Canadian Firecracker!
                                                      His name is Alexandar
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                                                      • Dirty Sanchez
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-01-10
                                                        • 16031

                                                        #587
                                                        Let's send this thread out the way we all knew it would end...the right way
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                                                        • Seto
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 12-16-11
                                                          • 12906

                                                          #588
                                                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                          Pacers lost, I'm broke, Close thread.
                                                          Thanks for mushing them
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                                                          • Seto
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-16-11
                                                            • 12906

                                                            #589
                                                            Originally posted by Cookie Monster
                                                            Not sure on why I answer to this thread. Possibly because I enjoy giving good advice to someone in need of it.


                                                            Seaweeder, you first should answer honestly why do you bet. There is nothing wrong on betting for entratainment reasons. It is a nice hobby watching sports with "something on the line". If you manage your bet sizes wisely, it is cheaper and more exciting than going to a bar and watch a game drinking $5 beers. Just understand what you are doing and not force things with a big bet to salvage a day.


                                                            If you are betting to win money, you must know that the odds are badly against you. It is not "easy money". You must invest a lot of money and time to have a fair chance to get positive winning expectations. And again, be disciplined enough to not risk a large part of your bankroll in one bet.


                                                            Being a winning bettor is a grind. You must have many outs to get that extra half point that matters just 4% of the time. But that 4% is enough to change you from a flip coin loser to a zero expectation player. As much as anyone want to impress you with his ability to pick winners, many pros rely on getting the best price as much as picking sides.


                                                            Bet size discipline is a must. Read about Kelly criterion (Ganchrow posts are a must). NEVER bet more that you implied +EV suggests. If you do not have a gasp on what your +EV is, the suggested bet is zero. Triple that if you realy like the bet.


                                                            The last part is modeling. You ought to have a model to estimate a price and find values. Just saying "Manning will torch Jaguars secondary, so -28.5 is a sure win" will not cut it. You must test your model often, add more info and test it again and again, until you are sure it has a worthwile predictive value.


                                                            After all that, you will find your bankroll tend to grow very slowly. You may spice it with bonuses and promos to get a little more income. But now you are playing with books money. You can appreciate now that KC Royals +180 vs Sabathia NYY is a good value. Then you are ready to tackle into smaller markets, CBB totals, even some props...


                                                            Betting life is not easy. You will have many ups and downs. And not many will appreciate your work; you will get many people laughing at your fails, just a few congratulating on your wins. As a friend once told me "the only ones recognizing your worth are the books limiting you".


                                                            In sum, being a winning bettor is really hard work. You have to find deep down if you want to pay the price.
                                                            I agree with some of what you posted (not the "model" part, i have no model and hardly ever use stats and shit for gambling) but did you purposely not include watching games? To me that's a top 3 important thing along with bankroll management and NOT betting parlays. But we all have different ways of tackling this shit I guess. As long as it works for us.
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                                                            • Russian Rocket
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-02-12
                                                              • 43910

                                                              #590
                                                              Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                                                              Mayor?
                                                              Right on the money about Rocket though!
                                                              Can you believe the Russian Rocket is actually a Canadian Firecracker!
                                                              I could be from the moon for all we know, that however doesn't change the fact that you're still that dumpster diving broke ass fat fukk who only bets betpoints (btw pretty unsuccessfully) with a hope of scoring a gift card or a pizza voucher so he can eat

                                                              Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                              His name is Alexandar
                                                              if you wanna spell Alexander at least do it the right way
                                                              after yet another gambling fiasco I'm not sure why you're still talking though
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                                                              • Russian Rocket
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-02-12
                                                                • 43910

                                                                #591
                                                                Originally posted by vividjohn45
                                                                Mayor39. Why u like rrocket so much. He got stripped by sbr for being a fraud. Only thing he has now is real bad potty mouth
                                                                Hey Johny boy...how your grandkids feel about your habit of popping up late at night on the gambling forum to talk about cokks with other posters?
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                                                                • Smoke
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 10-09-09
                                                                  • 48111

                                                                  #592
                                                                  Alexander
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                                                                  • onemoregoal
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 02-04-13
                                                                    • 8149

                                                                    #593
                                                                    did the thread died?
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                                                                    • onemoregoal
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-04-13
                                                                      • 8149

                                                                      #594
                                                                      I had u down as a "Kyle", Seaweed.
                                                                      Alexander sounds like their were high hopes for u pal.
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                                                                      • Russian Rocket
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 09-02-12
                                                                        • 43910

                                                                        #595
                                                                        Originally posted by onemoregoal
                                                                        did the thread died?
                                                                        he lost his last money...BAU
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