How much Money was withheld from your last paycheck?

[The Kraken]

Kracken....I thought your wife was black, pal? I know I've seen you mention this.

She's Mexican? That's cool. Does she speak fluent Mexican? You gotta learn to speak Mexican, pal. It's saved me tons of cash over the years.

Hang on, i thought Kraken batted for both teams??

My wifes dad is Black and her mother is half Mexican. She's truly a mut. Her grand father was a mexican. So quarter white, quarter mexican and half black. Family reunions are a good mixture of cultures

[The Kraken]

Hang on, i thought Kraken batted for both teams??

What's this have to do with having a wife?

[The Kraken]

Update

Opie X,000,000,000 in taxes
Gaucho 3k
Dawgy 1800
Kraken 1300
Archie
Cuse 100

[The Kraken]

Kracken....I thought your wife was black, pal? I know I've seen you mention this.

She's Mexican? That's cool. Does she speak fluent Mexican? You gotta learn to speak Mexican, pal. It's saved me tons of cash over the years.

And yes, she speaks fluent. Fluent spanish and ebonics

[opie1988]

And yes, she speaks fluent. Fluent spanish and ebonics

Word.

[InTheDrink]

Update

Opie X,000,000,000 in taxes
Gaucho 3k
Dawgy 1800
Kraken 1300
Archie
Cuse 100

zero chance any income cuser gets is known about by anything remotely official

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

How do any of you outside of CA apply for Disability insurance and what is the normal benefit amount in relation to your wage. Do you apply through the Fed govt? In CA all employees pay 1% of gross wages to CASDI. If you are injured you apply for CA SDI and receive 50% of your pay tax free while you are injured.

I pay approx $40 a month in CASDI. Since CA is one of the highest taxed states I did a salary calculation in other states and noticed that other state pay little to no state disability. In New York I'd pay 97 cents a month and $2 in New Mexico.

Thanks ahead of time for your answers.

[Cuse0323]

zero chance any income cuser gets is known about by anything remotely official

that's for sure, 100 days not dollars...I wish. Definitely no taxable income this year, still owe the bitchass irs thousands though from when I was a big shot.

[manny24]

Kraker's wife is "close personal friends" with Bertille Sefalosha

steady fixtures at Thunder games from what i understand

[bigboydan]

Kraker's wife is "close personal friends" with Bertille Sefalosha

steady fixtures at Thunder games from what i understand

[Big Bear]

Here's my break down

Fed Withholding $377
Fed MED/EE 43
Fed OASDI/EE 185
State Withholding 157

Before Tax
Medical $38
Dental 11
Vision 3
401K Retire 92

After Tax
Supp Life $4
401k Retire 213
401k Loan 105
Cafeteria 64


TOTAL $1,300

all that means is you make waay to much money. You must make over 50K

[23Edler_Salo6]

$1627.65
-$447.94 deductions (canadian income tax, canadian pension plan, employment insurance, pension, medical)
=
$1179.71 for me

[TheMoneyShot]

Please say you were joking about the cafeteria deduction

[The Kraken]

Kraker's wife is "close personal friends" with Bertille Sefalosha

steady fixtures at Thunder games from what i understand

You have a good memory, Manny. My wife is very good friends with her and I go to school with her. And although we have season tix, we don't go as much as we used to.

all that means is you make waay to much money. You must make over 50K

Annually I make from 70k-100k, depends on OT and the amount of call I take. Far from too much money however. GauchoJake pays in taxes just a little less than I gross. Opie probably pays more in SS than i make.

$1627.65
-$447.94 deductions (canadian income tax, canadian pension plan, employment insurance, pension, medical)
=
$1179.71 for me

Please say you were joking about the cafeteria deduction

No, it's not a joke. I work in a big hospital with 1000's of employees, we can swipe our badges and it will payroll deduct the price. More of a convenience than anything.

[k13]

~15%

[The Kraken]

On average, I have about 40% deducted or withheld. This check i think i grossed 3200 and had roughly 1300 withheld

[The Kraken]

$0

Independent contracting only.

I'm going to get crushed in April, though.

is it true that you're Brock Landers?

[Vegas39]

all that means is you make waay to much money. You must make over 50K

where as your broke ass telemarketing job probably withheld $3.36 in federal taxes for you last check

[ParlayininHTown]

is it true that you're Brock Landers?

Sure, why not?

Hell, I'm jjgold, BIGDAY and YOU as well.

[The Kraken]

Thats deep. Im gonna go to taco bell and work my way through this one

[ParlayininHTown]

Thats deep. Im gonna go to taco bell and work my way through this one

The Munchie Meals at Jack in the Box were made for this sort of thing.

With that said, I am not Brock or ACL or Hippo.

Shari knows what happened the one time I tried to ghost

[Vegas39]

The Munchie Meals at Jack in the Box were made for this sort of thing.

With that said, I am not Brock or ACL or Hippo.

Shari knows what happened the one time I tried to ghost

what happened bigboydan

[paco]

$0 federal
$9 state
$30 soc security

[d2bets]

Here's my break down

Fed Withholding $377
Fed MED/EE 43
Fed OASDI/EE 185
State Withholding 157

Before Tax
Medical $38
Dental 11
Vision 3
401K Retire 92

After Tax
Supp Life $4
401k Retire 213
401k Loan 105
Cafeteria 64


TOTAL $1,300

Why is 401K Retire 'after tax'? Normally, 401k deductions are pre-tax.

And 401k loan?

[homie1975]

the same amount as when Bush the moron was prez, so don't blame obama unless you guys are fools

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Why is 401K Retire 'after tax'? Normally, 401k deductions are pre-tax.

And 401k loan?

possibly roth 401k(since he already lists 401k in the pre-tax area as well)
401k loan is when you borrow from 401k

[20Four7]

so much is missing here. Over what pay period? 1 week 2 weeks bi monthly monthly.... all are valid pays.......

[smitch124]

24 meals for $65 and they have good food??? sounds good to me.

[The Kraken]

possibly roth 401k(since he already lists 401k in the pre-tax area as well)
401k loan is when you borrow from 401k

yep, you got it.

the traditional 401k is the pre-tax
the roth 401k is the post tax
the 401k loan is just paying back a loan i took out of my 401k

I think i contribute 7% of my check to Roth and 3% to traditional 401k

[The Kraken]

so much is missing here. Over what pay period? 1 week 2 weeks bi monthly monthly.... all are valid pays.......

What's missing? This is for two weeks.

[Winner_13]

Kraken, what is your job title?

You must be in a higher tax bracket or something.

[Winner_13]

bump

[5mike5]

I'm not sure about this year. Daytona 500 still 11 days Away.

When tony sends me the paycheck after I win that race ill post it here.

Jk.

When I was working as surgical 1st assistant in surgery it was too damn much I know that. But of course that was taxes, ins, 401, ect ect. Bright side is Tennessee has no state income tax which was always nice