Ok...Here's my Cherry Pooping Play

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  • Tulsa
    SBR Rookie
    • 01-07-14
    • 34

    #1
    Ok...Here's my Cherry Pooping Play
    I think it was RussianRocket that asked for my initiating play.... I'll post my first play for the boards here and in College Basketball, but here for the first breaking of the virginity....

    Think of it as a debutante post on this part of the forums-

    You'll hate me for this, you purists, but I strongly believe in favored parlays if done carefully:

    If I told you that I had a MLB ML wager of -139 that I was sure of...you'd say...woot and good luck and all that.... WELL THE FOLLOWING HAS THE SAME PAYOUT AND I strongly believe less can go wrong, even though there are three games and six teams involved.

    Here you go, Jackholes: ALL Men's College BB-

    Eastern KY -425
    Oklahoma State -1000
    Villanova -375

    Ends up being about 139 for 100


    There's your play for the day!

    Take it and you'll be 'wooting' in a few hours.....

    tulsa



  • avssakic
    SBR MVP
    • 12-12-07
    • 1795

    #2
    Pooping?
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    • MiDNiTe
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-11-13
      • 7684

      #3
      get on bautista match just started
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388208

        #4
        ML parlay??

        What kind of capper are you??
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        • COdoubleBizzle
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 11-11-13
          • 668

          #5
          Parlaying ML Juice...... The noob post of champions

          Why don't you just pick 1 side you like and bet 110 for 100
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          • MiDNiTe
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-11-13
            • 7684

            #6
            break bautista tennis is great sport to make money
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            • greenhippo
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-15-12
              • 9091

              #7
              Cherry pooping
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              • Rainman10
                SBR High Roller
                • 11-07-13
                • 112

                #8
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388208

                  #9
                  Tulsa your sharp coming up with those games

                  Best of luckj
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                  • Tulsa
                    SBR Rookie
                    • 01-07-14
                    • 34

                    #10
                    I told you that folks wouldn't like it! LOL

                    Yes, Cherry Poop is tasty, regardless.

                    Some of you guys are just plain mean.

                    However, if I was to say.... Boston Red Sox -139 for the afternoon start with pitchers you'd say....

                    GOOD LUCK!

                    SAME THING, FOLKS- This is a ML parlay with the same payout and I will tell you that mathematically, it has more of a chance of hitting.

                    Good luck,

                    tulsa
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                    • BIGDAY
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 02-17-10
                      • 48247

                      #11
                      Unreal.
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                      • WhatALoser
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 12-30-13
                        • 278

                        #12
                        SAME THING, FOLKS- This is a ML parlay with the same payout and I will tell you that mathematically, it has more of a chance of hitting.
                        Wrong. Ban him.
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                        • Vegas39
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 09-22-11
                          • 30686

                          #13
                          So Tulsa is Brock's son
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                          • Tulsa
                            SBR Rookie
                            • 01-07-14
                            • 34

                            #14
                            Ban me? For what?

                            Giving a -139 play?

                            You are so smart..... If I win, it won't make you happy. If I lose it will make you estatic.

                            You are biased. Favored parlays are a very good way to win in this endeavor, but you won't see the light due to the brightness...

                            Good luck and we'll see,

                            tulsa
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                            • WhatALoser
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 12-30-13
                              • 278

                              #15
                              There's nothing to get excited about. Even if you win tonight, you really don't win because everybody knows you're dumb. If I would have used your advice this college football bowl season, I'm not sure where I would be. Wait, I know.... In a cemetery.
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                              • Tulsa
                                SBR Rookie
                                • 01-07-14
                                • 34

                                #16
                                Originally posted by WhatALoser
                                There's nothing to get excited about. Even if you win tonight, you really don't win because everybody knows you're dumb. If I would have used your advice this college football bowl season, I'm not sure where I would be. Wait, I know.... In a cemetery.
                                WAIT, this isn't college bowl football that I'm offering, sir. I wouldn't ever do that cross season/sports...this is tonight in early/mid basketball in the college games, men. LOL Not the same situation and I'm not advocating outside of careful choices of heavy favorites in CERTAIN situations......

                                I realize that win or lose you guys will harrass for this: However, if I win, then I win. That's all. That's it. If I offer the advice then I've done my homeowork. ML parlays aren't always the best idea, but DAYAM, sometimes they might be.

                                tulsa
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                                • BennyBigNuts
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-16-12
                                  • 8700

                                  #17
                                  Can't even spell popping.
                                  Gee, wonder who's account this is?
                                  Fckn joke.

                                  No one wants your pick jizzrag, that's why you need 5 accounts. You've been laughed off all the other ones.
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                                  • greenhippo
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-15-12
                                    • 9091

                                    #18
                                    I'd hope not, I don't think anyone on the Red Sox roster is aware there is a game today. That's a loss for sure.
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                                    • Vegas39
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-22-11
                                      • 30686

                                      #19
                                      Eastern Kenetucky
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                                      • Tulsa
                                        SBR Rookie
                                        • 01-07-14
                                        • 34

                                        #20
                                        Alright....that is done.... Jeesh.

                                        Further, Pooping was on purpose and with a wink.

                                        AS Vegas says, "Eastern Kenetucky" and that is the one that was the bottom leg...

                                        I lost and that sucked as a parlay....

                                        Sheesh and dammit!

                                        Alright, I'm not necessarily done posting, but my first pick on the board was a loser which is irritating and sucks for me.

                                        I was worried about that and my fears have been born!

                                        Anyway, I still believe in favored ML three team parlays, but I have not done well proving my point this time.

                                        Good luck,

                                        tulsa



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                                        • SteveKerrsJunk
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 10-25-13
                                          • 2706

                                          #21
                                          Don't worry about the loss or the assholes raggin you. Do your thing man.
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                                          • Chipup
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-24-13
                                            • 1435

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Vegas39
                                            So Tulsa is Brock's son
                                            JJGold Must of had sex with Brocks wife.. Unless science figured out how to make Gaybies yet. Tulsa Pal, your obviously an idiot. I think we have that quota filled here already. You might want to try Gay Live or Other places across the street.
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                                            • opie1988
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-12-10
                                              • 23429

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BennyBigNuts
                                              No one wants your pick jizzrag.


                                              Classic Benny. Love it.

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                                              • InTheDrink
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-23-09
                                                • 23983

                                                #24
                                                tulsa = smoke = ghey
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                                                • MiDNiTe
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-11-13
                                                  • 7684

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MiDNiTe
                                                  get on bautista match just started
                                                  Can't get easier than that
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