In the wake of "do you have a gambling problem"...Answer these 10 questions to see if you are a broke dikk fukk.
1. Have you ever borrowed points and intentionally stiffed another poster?
2. Have you ever posted an air bet?
3. Have you ever posted a "If this loses, I'll leave for "X" amount of days" and not left?
4. Have you intentionally hit & run on SBR Poker?
5. Have you ever borrowed and got into debt for more than 2k points to play a SBR Casino game other than blackjack?
6. Do you post more than 9 times a day (approx 3000 times a year) and weigh more than 300lbs? (Go for a fukking jog if you answer yes)
7. Do you have more than 5,000 posts at SBR and two other betting forums?
8. Do you piss and moan about free contests?
9. You only chime in on threads when someone loses?
10. Do you have more net worth in betpoints than you do your actual bank account?
If you answered
0-3 - Congrats, you're a regular SBR Poster
4-6 - You need to get your shit together before your life falls apart
7-9 - You are one of the bigger broke dikk fukks on SBR
10 - You are the biggest broke dikk fukk in the world. Time to think back about where your life went wrong.
1. Have you ever borrowed points and intentionally stiffed another poster?
2. Have you ever posted an air bet?
3. Have you ever posted a "If this loses, I'll leave for "X" amount of days" and not left?
4. Have you intentionally hit & run on SBR Poker?
5. Have you ever borrowed and got into debt for more than 2k points to play a SBR Casino game other than blackjack?
6. Do you post more than 9 times a day (approx 3000 times a year) and weigh more than 300lbs? (Go for a fukking jog if you answer yes)
7. Do you have more than 5,000 posts at SBR and two other betting forums?
8. Do you piss and moan about free contests?
9. You only chime in on threads when someone loses?
10. Do you have more net worth in betpoints than you do your actual bank account?
If you answered
0-3 - Congrats, you're a regular SBR Poster
4-6 - You need to get your shit together before your life falls apart
7-9 - You are one of the bigger broke dikk fukks on SBR
10 - You are the biggest broke dikk fukk in the world. Time to think back about where your life went wrong.
