Do you wish you could gamble like Brock Landers?

dwaechte · 10-20-13, 07:09 PM

Kind of?

sneakerhead · 10-20-13, 07:11 PM

Giant, do you dream about Brock?

Louisvillekid1 · 10-20-13, 07:11 PM

Brock has like a 500k roll

The Giant · 10-20-13, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by sneakerhead

Giant, do you dream about Brock?

Yes, and he's usually naked.

andywend · 10-20-13, 07:16 PM

Every Friday, Saturday and Sunday I search the college and pro football betting boards in hopes of finding one of Brock Lander's rubberband plays or any play for that matter. Not only does he lose 70-75% of his selections but many of them are -300 and higher selections. This is not meant to be offensive as it doesn't really matter if you win or lose as long as you do it consistently and he loses with amazing consistency. He has made a lot of money for a lot of different people including myself.

The Giant · 10-20-13, 07:18 PM

Andy is very appreciative of Brock.

Good to hear.

TonyTall · 10-20-13, 07:18 PM

brock landers meets 95% of sociopath checklist including reckless gambling with little concerns for others

The Giant · 10-20-13, 07:19 PM

What is your percentage, Tony?

greenhippo · 10-20-13, 07:20 PM

Guy makes bets I'd wet myself making. Looking to put $1500 on a single game this next week, haven't done any research and no idea which game yet but I'm already getting nervous about it.

TonyTall · 10-20-13, 07:22 PM

tg i feel empathy. thats why im not in prison

ChalkyDog · 10-20-13, 07:22 PM

If I gambled like Landers, I'd be too broke to gamble like Landers.

The Giant · 10-20-13, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by greenhippo

Guy makes bets I'd wet myself making. Looking to put $1500 on a single game this next week, haven't done any research and no idea which game yet but I'm already getting nervous about it.

You have a little bit of Brock in you.

Probably about two inches.

errr... I know you're going to Vegas for a 24-hour stint. Will the game be played in that window, or something over the weekend? Keep us posted. Good luck, pal.

jjgold · 10-20-13, 07:24 PM

He is a big timer

Has a killer black leather jacket to die for

Carries a lot of cash

Travels

Eats well

broadway6 · 10-20-13, 07:26 PM

wish i was a big timer, instead i'm down $45 on the year...

The Giant · 10-20-13, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by broadway6

wish i was a big timer, instead i'm down $45 on the year...

It's not even really about the amount he gambles.

It's more like the amount he gambles in respect to his bankroll.

Let's say he has a $100,000 bankroll (hypothetically), and he's betting $500 here, $750 here, $1000 here, and then all of a sudden he's firing a $20,000 play. That just seems a little crazy to me.

It would be like someone with a $1000 bankroll betting $5, $10, $15, and then firing $300. Equally crazy.

robmpink · 10-20-13, 07:32 PM

No. Who would want to? He could have a 1 million bank roll. The story will end the same. Anyone who thinks it won't is stupid.

greenhippo · 10-20-13, 07:36 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

You have a little bit of Brock in you.

Probably about two inches.

errr... I know you're going to Vegas for a 24-hour stint. Will the game be played in that window, or something over the weekend? Keep us posted. Good luck, pal.

I really like LaLa against Arkansas state on Tuesday after seeing them run all over Western Kentucky. Other than that I'm looking at NHL which I know nothing other than looking at the team's record. Most likely put a bill on the Tuesday night game, maybe 2, then everything else on a weekend game.

broadway6 · 10-20-13, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

It's not even really about the amount he gambles.

It's more like the amount he gambles in respect to his bankroll.

Let's say he has a $100,000 bankroll (hypothetically), and he's betting $500 here, $750 here, $1000 here, and then all of a sudden he's firing a $20,000 play. That just seems a little crazy to me.

It would be like someone with a $1000 bankroll betting $5, $10, $15, and then firing $300. Equally crazy.

Brock is a baller... finds winners and pounds them like JJ does his ducky

No coincidences · 10-20-13, 08:07 PM

I couldn't even imagine sweating out five figures on that horrific bet he made today.

jjgold · 10-20-13, 08:10 PM

Brock does not sweat
Cool as ice

BIGDAY · 10-20-13, 08:12 PM

Landers wins dot com.

Big Bear · 10-23-13, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

I've got to admit, sometimes I'm a little jealous.

I'm kind of nitty with my bankroll, usually firing away at 2% to 5%. Rarely any higher.

Brock, on the other hand, sends it in. No regard to losing, it's not in his vocabulary. He reminds me of a fast-tempo offense with no defensive scheme. Just pushes all his chips into the middle of the table and hopes for the best.

His highs and lows must be off the charts.

A true professional. Brock Landers.

yeah hes SBR's big money bettor

chilidog · 10-23-13, 02:42 PM

i bet eric sets up google alerts for "brock landers"

jjgold · 10-23-13, 02:42 PM

Brock is sharpest guy at sbr
He proves it all the time and backs up his bets with real tickets.

Smoke · 11-13-13, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Yes, and he's usually naked.

The Giant · 11-13-13, 09:00 PM

He isn't afraid to fail, Smokey.

Brock has ice water running through his veins.

Smoke · 11-13-13, 09:12 PM

What's he look like naked?

The Giant · 11-13-13, 09:13 PM

One word: Delicious.

Smoke · 11-13-13, 09:17 PM

Giant I had a weird dream last night

I will PM it to you

Keep it classified

manny24 · 11-13-13, 09:23 PM

wait The Giant is a pole smoker?!?!?!?!

when did this happen?

who the fukk is eric?

wtf is going on here????

The Giant · 11-13-13, 09:58 PM

I'm all man, Manny.

However, are you telling me you wouldn't do a little experimenting with the Brockster???

Big Bear · 11-13-13, 10:37 PM

its my dream

3PtShooter · 11-13-13, 11:05 PM

delivers pizza
lives with his parents
post from his bedroom

C'Mon Man

Smoke · 11-13-13, 11:10 PM

Thread took weird turn