Fukkin Cockksuckers......

Cole Hamels
Colin Kaeperdick
Shelby Miller

Cole Hamels
Colin Kaeperdick
Shelby Miller

| OFFENSE | |||||||
| NO | NAME | POS | AGE | HT | WT | EXP | COLLEGE |
| 4 | McLeod Bethel-Thompson | QB | 25 | 6-3 | 230 | 2 | Sacramento State |
| 16 | Matt Cassel | QB | 31 | 6-4 | 228 | 9 | USC |
| 7 | Christian Ponder | QB | 25 | 6-2 | 229 | 3 | Florida State |
| 44 | Matt Asiata | RB | 26 | 6-0 | 234 | 2 | Utah |
| 32 | Toby Gerhart | RB | 26 | 6-0 | 231 | 4 | Stanford |
| 28 | Adrian Peterson | RB | 28 | 6-1 | 217 | 7 | Oklahoma |
| 42 | Jerome Felton | FB | 27 | 6-0 | 248 | 6 | Furman |
| 48 | Zach Line | FB | 23 | 6-1 | 233 | R | Southern Methodist |
| 85 | Greg Childs | WR | 23 | 6-3 | 217 | 1 | Arkansas |
| 15 | Greg Jennings | WR | 30 | 6-0 | 195 | 8 | Western Michigan |
| 84 | Cordarrelle Patterson | WR | 22 | 6-2 | 220 | R | Tennessee |
| 81 | Jerome Simpson | WR | 27 | 6-2 | 190 | 6 | Coastal Carolina |
| 14 | Joe Webb | WR | 26 | 6-4 | 220 | 4 | Alabama-Birmingham |
| 17 | Jarius Wright | WR | 23 | 5-10 | 180 | 2 | Arkansas |
| 89 | John Carlson | TE | 29 | 6-5 | 248 | 6 | Notre Dame |
| 40 | Rhett Ellison | TE | 24 | 6-5 | 250 | 2 | USC |
| 82 | Kyle Rudolph | TE | 23 | 6-6 | 258 | 3 | Notre Dame |
| 65 | John Sullivan | C | 28 | 6-4 | 301 | 6 | Notre Dame |
| 60 | Jeff Baca | G | 23 | 6-3 | 302 | R | UCLA |
| 61 | Joe Berger | OL | 31 | 6-5 | 305 | 9 | Michigan Tech |
| 63 | Brandon Fusco | OL | 25 | 6-4 | 306 | 3 | Slippery Rock |
| 73 | J'Marcus Webb | OL | 25 | 6-7 | 333 | 4 | West Texas A&M |
| 74 | Charlie Johnson | OT | 29 | 6-4 | 305 | 8 | Oklahoma State |
| 75 | Matt Kalil | OT | 24 | 6-7 | 308 | 2 | USC |
| 71 | Phil Loadholt | OT | 27 | 6-8 | 343 | 5 | Oklahoma |
| 73 | DeMarcus Love | OT | 25 | 6-4 | 315 | 2 | Arkansas |
| DEFENSE | |||||||
| NO | NAME | POS | AGE | HT | WT | EXP | COLLEGE |
| 69 | Jared Allen | DE | 31 | 6-6 | 270 | 10 | Idaho State |
| 97 | Everson Griffen | DE | 25 | 6-3 | 273 | 4 | USC |
| 92 | George Johnson | DE | 25 | 6-4 | 270 | 3 | Rutgers |
| 96 | Brian Robison | DE | 30 | 6-3 | 259 | 7 | Texas |
| 91 | Chase Baker | DT | 25 | 6-2 | 300 | 1 | Boise State |
| 90 | Fred Evans | DT | 29 | 6-4 | 305 | 7 | Texas State |
| 95 | Sharrif Floyd | DT | 22 | 6-3 | 305 | R | Florida |
| 98 | Letroy Guion | DT | 26 | 6-4 | 303 | 6 | Florida State |
| 93 | Kevin Williams | DT | 33 | 6-5 | 311 | 11 | Oklahoma State |
| 59 | Desmond Bishop | LB | 29 | 6-2 | 244 | 7 | California |
| 57 | Audie Cole | LB | 24 | 6-5 | 239 | 2 | North Carolina State |
| 51 | Larry Dean | LB | 25 | 6-0 | 226 | 3 | Valdosta State |
| 52 | Chad Greenway | LB | 30 | 6-2 | 242 | 8 | Iowa |
| 50 | Erin Henderson | LB | 27 | 6-3 | 244 | 6 | Maryland |
| 54 | Gerald Hodges | LB | 22 | 6-2 | 243 | R | Penn State |
| 56 | Michael Mauti | LB | 23 | 6-2 | 243 | R | Penn State |
| 55 | Marvin Mitchell | LB | 28 | 6-3 | 249 | 7 | Tennessee |
| 20 | Chris Cook | CB | 26 | 6-2 | 212 | 4 | Virginia |
| 31 | Bobby Felder | CB | 23 | 5-11 | 200 | 1 | Nicholls State |
| 24 | A.J. Jefferson | CB | 25 | 6-1 | 190 | 4 | Fresno State |
| 29 | Xavier Rhodes | CB | 23 | 6-1 | 210 | R | Florida State |
| 21 | Josh Robinson | CB | 22 | 5-10 | 199 | 2 | Central Florida |
| 35 | Marcus Sherels | CB | 25 | 5-10 | 175 | 3 | Minnesota |
| 36 | Robert Blanton | S | 24 | 6-1 | 200 | 2 | Notre Dame |
| 41 | Mistral Raymond | S | 26 | 6-1 | 202 | 3 | South Florida |
| 33 | Jamarca Sanford | S | 28 | 5-10 | 200 | 5 | Mississippi |
| 34 | Andrew Sendejo | S | 26 | 6-1 | 200 | 3 | Rice |
| 22 | Harrison Smith | S | 24 | 6-2 | 214 | 2 | Notre Dame |
| SPECIAL TEAMS | |||||||
| NO | NAME | POS | AGE | HT | WT | EXP | COLLEGE |
| 3 | Blair Walsh | PK | 23 | 5-10 | 192 | 2 | Georgia |
| 12 | Jeff Locke | P | 23 | 6-0 | 203 | R | UCLA |
| 46 | Cullen Loeffler | LS | 32 | 6-5 | 241 | 10 | Texas |