Don't Be Afraid To Get Bank Loan For Starter Bankroll

[jjgold]

All businesses do it
I did it for upcoming season
Shop around if you have decent credit

You have to be in it to win it

Never forget

[aortega521]

JJ, just wanna ask you, how did you go about doing this. How did you decide on a place where you were comfortable to get the loan on etc... just curious as to how easy the process was for you. How much loan did you decide to get and how does it work in terms of paying it off.. weekly, monthly, yearly?

[TonyTall]

i told my grandfather i fractured my ankle at the gym. he is sending me 2k for doctor bills

[Iwinyourmoney]

JJ will u co-sign for posters?

[aortega521]

Haha tall tony on average, how much would 2k last you?

[ChalkyDog]

Don't be afraid, but don't be stupid.

It's bad enough losing your own money, much less someone elses. Especially considering the fact that NFL is insanely hard to beat.

[aortega521]

Chalky, do you have any experience getting a loan to wager?

[gauchojake]

Credit unions and crowd funding are two best options.

[Russian Rocket]

getting a loan from a bank to bet should be your absolutely last resort...after that just stealing

[gauchojake]

getting a loan from a bank to bet should be your absolutely last resort...after that just stealing

Last resorts are like scamming a check cashing place or car title loans or sucking your bookies rooster. Getting a loan from a reputable bank is just the top of the slippery slope.

[TonyTall]

Haha tall tony on average, how much would 2k last you?

pretty long time im getting better and better every day

[hubie69]

Worst idea ever JJ

[thetrinity]

lmao absolutely stupid idea gold

[ParlayininHTown]

JJ, be careful with the bank's money.

You have to be in it to lose it, too.

Never forget.

[gauchojake]

Rusher! I'm trying to work but the beer and vodka aren't helping. I'm two steps away from selling my house for gambling money.

[aortega521]

hang on folks lets not throw gold under the bus... who knows are there any success stories which are probably few and far between where you've been loaned and make profit on wagering and the loan shark gets paid?

[Russian Rocket]

Rusher! I'm trying to work but the beer and vodka aren't helping. I'm two steps away from selling my house for gambling money.

jesus christ man...#1 thing is you gotta lay off the booze...keeping your head clear for gambling is a must!

[Ghenghis Kahn]

telling degenerates to get bank loans?

you are better off teaching them how to suck cokk pal.

at least that way they will be making money rather than being in debt.

[BIGDAY]

Can't win big unless ya bet big Suhn...

[RealSlimShady]

Last resorts are like scamming a check cashing place or car title loans or sucking your bookies rooster. Getting a loan from a reputable bank is just the top of the slippery slope.

Not for everyone. Rooster sucking is JJ's first option for cash

[Sam Odom]

Movie - The Gambler

Remember James Caan & movie mom trying to get a large bank w/d from bank exe James Woods - Classic

[Sam Odom]

[You mad bro]

smh

[gauchojake]

jesus christ man...#1 thing is you gotta lay off the booze...keeping your head clear for gambling is a must!

Who said I was gambling?

Just kidding

i love drinking and gambling together.

I'm headed to Hawaii on Thursday and just got back from Vegas so my week is shot anyway. Power posting and drinking until Wednesday when I fall of the grid.

[edawg]

Paying 8% on loan or more and juice on every wager. Math majors check in!

[Big Bear]

Worst idea ever JJ

i know right. fukkin terrible idea.

if your broke you just setting aside money little by little for gambling until you have a decent bankroll.

betting money you dont have will lead to anxiety and depression if you lose.

[jjgold]

I got loans all my gambling career

Never said I was not barreled in
$320 a month

Local banks do it with good credit and a bank account

I paid back all my loans which helps

[paw]

Sounds good to me. With all your week # 1 winnings you can pay the back the Payday loan and then a get a larger one for the next weekend and pay back as you go. By week 10 you will be in debt 15k + get sued and then when its all done and over you can do a Chapter 7 and by next season your credit should be good enough to start all over again. With out a doubt this could be the Stupidest Post of ALL TIME..................

[pologq]

this is better than placing a large wager hoping it cashes when you haveno ability whatsoever to pay the balance if you lose. i love guys who bet with money they don't have and when they win they want to get paid asap but when they lose you see them always make excuses.

[Louisvillekid1]

[ronald]

Coach,

How about a tutorial showing posters how to conduct themselves when face to face with a loan manager.

Would be helpful.

Ronnie

[Ralphie Halves]

Move this thread to the "-EV forum".

Oh wait, we're on it.

[I/O]

To Do List

1. Gamble

2. Bet over my head and outside my means

3. Get a short high percentage loan to cover myself short term and keep gambling while I'm at it

4. Work/own online forum and have no decency what so ever

5. Take over EOG Reject handle of longtime supposed gambler and definitely loser in life

6. Through this handle, tell people with their whole lives ahead of them to do the most stupid thing I started doing in my worthless life years ago.

7. Continue to get paid from forum and post completely irrelevant stuff for no reason

8. Repeat steps one through five on a daily basis for no good reason

Stay classy

[Russian Rocket]

To Do List

1. Gamble

2. Bet over my head and outside my means

3. Get a short high percentage loan to cover myself short term and keep gambling while I'm at it

4. Work/own online forum and have no decency what so ever

5. Take over EOG Reject handle of longtime supposed gambler and definitely loser in life

6. Through this handle, tell people with their whole lives ahead of them to do the most stupid thing I started doing in my worthless life years ago.

7. Continue to get paid from forum and post completely irrelevant stuff for no reason

8. Repeat steps one through five on a daily basis for no good reason

Stay classy

[boeing power]

JJ: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!