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  • C-Gold
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-04-10
    • 6808

    #1
    What things in the Casino annoy you?
    I hate people who crowd in too close to me at the tables. These people usually have bad breathe, are fat, Asian or somehow annoy me in the way that they gamble.

    I hate dealers with an attitude.

    People making all kinds of requests and demands from the dealers. These people always end up saying that somehow they got screwed by the house and then the pit boss comes over and they argue and waste everybodys' time. The jackass always losses the argument and then bitches about it until he losses all his money.
  • gauchojake
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-17-10
    • 34149

    #2
    People who don't know basic strategy in black jack. That shit will drive you nuts.
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    • CMNoney
      SBR MVP
      • 02-07-11
      • 2129

      #3
      People that hit on 12 when the dealer is showing 6.
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      • rm18
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-20-05
        • 22292

        #4
        old asian slowrollers
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        • Darkside Magick
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-28-10
          • 12638

          #5
          People screaming at a 2/4 limit table after they just won a $27 pot
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          • JJJ
            SBR MVP
            • 05-03-11
            • 2610

            #6
            ppl that don't know how to play blackjack....rude dealers also
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            • I/O
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 05-26-11
              • 7922

              #7
              Snippy waitresses watching my drink count.

              Chain smoking old lady's with one foot in the grave

              Pit bosses eyeballing me like I shot Kennedy
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              • gauchojake
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 09-17-10
                • 34149

                #8
                Originally posted by I/O
                Snippy waitresses watching my drink count.

                Chain smoking old lady's with one foot in the grave

                Pit bosses eyeballing me like I shot Kennedy
                maybe if you didn't look so much like Hannibal Lechter...
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388208

                  #9
                  I hate chicks that give me dirty looks or do not say hello to me after I tell them they are hot
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                  • RudyRuetigger
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-24-10
                    • 65107

                    #10
                    what do i hate?

                    fukkin losing pal

                    nothing gets on my nerves if i am fukkin
                    winning.


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                    • downsouth
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-13-11
                      • 11580

                      #11
                      Losing gets me the most frustrated. Come close to going bat shit nuts when combo of losing, drunk and some asshole telling me how to play when he has no fukking clue whatsoever.
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                      • Yaumiron
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 08-16-13
                        • 7

                        #12


                        the biggest annoyance in any casino , the smokers
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388208

                          #13
                          smokers are fine

                          I hate guys drinking beer next to me also

                          classless
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                          • InTheDrink
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-23-09
                            • 23983

                            #14
                            I hate gueys sitting next to me giving me the stink eye when I'm drinking beer

                            They think I'm classless but they aren't shit
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                            • unluckysob
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-21-08
                              • 1527

                              #15
                              why the problem with beer drinkers----I drink beer
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                              • gauchojake
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 09-17-10
                                • 34149

                                #16
                                Bald fukks with rugs.
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                                • C-Gold
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-04-10
                                  • 6808

                                  #17
                                  I get a lot of drinks when I go out. I hate when the drink girl looks at you like a broke dik if you don't tip her one round and you are busy playing. Bitch, I've already got 5 drinks from you. I tipped you 5 bucks last time, I don't need to tip you every single round.
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                                  • bobby heenan
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-20-09
                                    • 4120

                                    #18
                                    there are tons of things....

                                    but mostly shitty dealers with bad attitudes....and pit bosses who are the same....

                                    watched a guy try to split 5's against a 6...instead of doubling......a fight almost ensued between him and a much older gentlemen....guy was prob in his early 30's while the other guy was in his 70's....i was sitting between them....guy in his 30's had told me earlier how he was down 3 or 4k.....the whole table tried to stop him from splitting.....the older guy swore and the younger guy told him how they could meet outside(ridiculous).....the pit boss came over and told the older guy to watch his language and that he could leave the table if he wanted to as the other guy had been sitting there for awhile......
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                                    • bubblebuttluv
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 11-13-12
                                      • 5179

                                      #19
                                      I hate how most dealers are assholes.

                                      Only a few stand up, legit guys (Robert at Harrah's Cherokee, big ups pal).

                                      Also, hate how they only have sportsbook in the middle of the f.u.c.k.i.n.g. dessert.
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                                      • Dutch
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-21-10
                                        • 4339

                                        #20
                                        When the dude is trying to put you all in and the dealer acts like they're in a hurry after 2 fcuking seconds.
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                                        • ouman101
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-02-09
                                          • 2815

                                          #21
                                          Waitresses that don't have big fake
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                                          • bubblebuttluv
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-13-12
                                            • 5179

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ouman101
                                            Waitresses that don't have big fake

                                            This
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                                            • bubblebuttluv
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-13-12
                                              • 5179

                                              #23
                                              Craps dealers are the worst. 99% of them are impatient assholes.
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                                              • C-Gold
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-04-10
                                                • 6808

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by bubblebuttluv
                                                Craps dealers are the worst. 99% of them are impatient assholes.
                                                Pit bosses are the worst.
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                                                • BennyBigNuts
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 04-16-12
                                                  • 8700

                                                  #25
                                                  I hate listening to every fukkin degenerate hammer players for making the wrong play, trying to use them as an excuse why they lose a hand (Probly 90% of this forum).
                                                  The bottom line is none of this shit should bother you, and doesn't affect your hand AT ALL.
                                                  The %'s are still the same for you whether a player hits 15 against a 6, or splits a face card 4 times.
                                                  Get a fukkin clue, and get some fukkin help if you are one of these people.
                                                  Just play your hand, and don't sweat the rest.
                                                  All you have to focus on is you making the right play with your own money.

                                                  And if you think different, there is a hotline for you to get help.


                                                  And in Vegas, the #1 way to get a happy dealer is just making ONE bet for them in the first 10 hands you play. Give them a hint that if you do ok they have a chance to make some money, and they are more enjoyable to play with. It sucks having to deal to broke pieces of shit like JayVegas knowing he's drawing dead at winning and in life, and will never give you a penny no matter how many winners he may get.
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                                                  • Killer_Demo
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-15-08
                                                    • 8409

                                                    #26
                                                    Motherfckers who think im a craps teacher and try and ask me a bunch of sh!t when im shooting.
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                                                    • Boner_18
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-24-08
                                                      • 8301

                                                      #27
                                                      I'm with Benny. I can't stand anyone who claims that someone else's play is wrong. You think that dude who split tens took your cards you obviously don't understand the mathematic princicpals behind basic anyway.
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                                                      • ChalkyDog
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 10-02-11
                                                        • 9598

                                                        #28
                                                        The blatant rigging mainly.

                                                        But what are ya gonna do?
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                                                        • ChalkyDog
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 10-02-11
                                                          • 9598

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Boner_18
                                                          I'm with Benny. I can't stand anyone who claims that someone else's play is wrong. You think that dude who split tens took your cards you obviously don't understand the mathematic princicpals behind basic anyway.
                                                          I have been kicked out of a casino because of me threatening an asshole who kept taking the dealers bust cards.

                                                          Now, I fully understand nobody has an obligation, and "taking a dealers bust cards" is more of a faulty premise than anything. (i.e. without 10 steering the concept is pointless). However, an asshole at 3rd base betting minimum, hitting on 13 or higher constantly, and getting face cards - constantly, will cause me to get violent. Table wanted to kill that fukker.
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                                                          • daneblazer
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 09-14-08
                                                            • 27862

                                                            #30
                                                            House edge should be posted for every game offered in the casino
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                                                            • InTheDrink
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-23-09
                                                              • 23983

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by C-Gold
                                                              I get a lot of drinks when I go out. I hate when the drink girl looks at you like a broke dik if you don't tip her one round and you are busy playing. Bitch, I've already got 5 drinks from you. I tipped you 5 bucks last time, I don't need to tip you every single round.
                                                              Actually yeah you're drinking free so you are a brokedik if you don't tip her every time
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                                                              • kyhawk
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-21-08
                                                                • 1012

                                                                #32
                                                                All of the above. When I lived in Vegas I rarely went. The only reason was to cash your paycheck and spin a wheel or whatever for a prize. I got jacket, etc. I would get my free drink ticket, put it in a to go cup and leave asap. You quickly learn to be quiet or not let know what side you have. It would never fail, some ahole behind me had the other side if I gave a hint of team I had. The worst was the weekends when the fakey SoCal people would take over. I don't miss it at all.
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                                                                • gauchojake
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 09-17-10
                                                                  • 34149

                                                                  #33
                                                                  good riddance faggit.
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                                                                  • Big Bear
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-01-11
                                                                    • 43253

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                                    what do i hate?

                                                                    fukkin losing pal

                                                                    nothing gets on my nerves if i am fukkin
                                                                    winning.


                                                                    Very True.

                                                                    I will name a few that bother me...

                                                                    Ciggerete smoke.

                                                                    Thug lookin dudes wearing Jerseys

                                                                    A sportsbook bet taker that is not friendly.

                                                                    Other than that, i love casinos.
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                                                                    • Big Bear
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-01-11
                                                                      • 43253

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                                      Actually yeah you're drinking free so you are a brokedik if you don't tip her every time
                                                                      Thats understandable considering you already gave her a $5
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