Vegas

[Jayvegas420]

Jay locks tonight please
Hockey only

Sabres (+145) over jackets, coach.
book it

[Jayvegas420]

Jay, I know 30 guys that wanna meet you this week

JJ ...I know someone that wants you at another gambling forum



......everyone at this gambling forum

[Jayvegas420]

[jjgold]

OK you won’t be going there anymore

[gauchojake]

where are you staying Jaker?

Was at Conrad at Resorts World. Craps table got me. Made a little back on blackjack, roulette and slots.

[Jayvegas420]

resorts world looks nice. Next visit I want to try out Circa

[Jayvegas420]

[gauchojake]

resorts world looks nice. Next visit I want to try out Circa

RW is nice but it's so far away from the strip you kinda get stuck there. Circa looks great - haven't stayed there yet. I am headed back in 2 weeks to Mandalay and then to Cosmo for a few days. Wife wants to go to Vegas for her birthday too which I am not too stoked about.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Best part of RW is Tacos El Pastor is right across the street.

Those carne asada tacos are like crack.

Jay, be careful with the hot sauce, it will burn the hell out of your mouth and a few hours later it will burn the hell out of your asshole.

And totally worth it.

[TheLock]

Was at Conrad at Resorts World. Craps table got me. Made a little back on blackjack, roulette and slots.

I stayed at Conrad in May. I really liked it. Like the way the casino is set up, food at Suns Out, Buns Out, the cigar bar (Eight).

Only downside was the poker room was almost empty. But the dealers were great. I will definitely return to Conrad.

[KVB]

Best part of RW is Tacos El Pastor is right across the street.

Those carne asada tacos are like crack.

Jay, be careful with the hot sauce, it will burn the hell out of your mouth and a few hours later it will burn the hell out of your asshole.

And totally worth it.

Yes, it turns out those are the same pain receptors on both ends, but thankfully they aren't in the middle.

Proteins in milk can latch onto the spicy molecules and help break them down and carry them away from your mouth so I suppose if you dipped your asshole in milk before you do your thing, it might be more comfortable.

Let us know.

[jjgold]

Jay what is your next move?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Yes, it turns out those are the same pain receptors on both ends, but thankfully they aren't in the middle.

Proteins in milk can latch onto the spicy molecules and help break them down and carry them away from your mouth so I suppose if you dipped your asshole in milk before you do your thing, it might be more comfortable.

Let us know.

[Jayvegas420]

I've rented a U haul JJ, I will be heading to the nice neighborhoods and getting all of the really good recyclables. Then I head to the crumby neighborhoods with abandoned housing and I load that u-haul up with copper.
Between that and returning all the stray grocery carts in the parking lot, to collect the quarter deposit… I should have a bank roll to head to Vegas in January

[jjgold]

That’s a pretty good strategy actually

[Jayvegas420]

How much you get per pop can in Jersey coach
If the money's there I might make the trip.

[jjgold]

Jay Legend I live in PA

5 cents

[manny24]

Jay i have a nice floor jack and sawzall we can grab a few catalytic converters on your way to the garden state

six hundy each no questions asked let me know so i can pre-order the meth

[jjgold]

How fast does it take to take those converters off cars?

[pablo222]

Jay i have a nice floor jack and sawzall we can grab a few catalytic converters on your way to the garden state

six hundy each no questions asked let me know so i can pre-order the meth

Jay the big money is in Michigan. 10c a can

[DiggityDaggityDo]

How fast does it take to take those converters off cars?

Bare Hands Catalytic Converter Removal Service LLC

[Jayvegas420]

10 cents?
....wait that's in USD, so like $2.65 CAD.
Call your meth guy Manny, I'm on my way!

[manny24]

How fast does it take to take those converters off cars?

like 60 seconds if you have a good pit crew Coach

[KVB]

Oh wow, thread heating up.

Be swift guys, don't get caught.

We're not sure if they'll let jay post on SBR his second time in the clink, it might have been a one off thing.

Not worried about Manny, they can put him in and he'll just end up army crawling out of some nearby field free as bird. I don't know how he does it.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Last time Manny was locked up he was like…

[jjgold]

There is some excellent moneymaking material in this thread

[Jayvegas420]

Sorry fellas....got turned away at the border.
Have an old mopery charge I need to clear up.

[Jayvegas420]

[Champ2399]

Announced today: Las Vegas hosting the NCAA Final Four ... in 2028

[Jayvegas420]

Tickets will be overpriced, probably better to hit a sports book and avoid the $17 beers & drink for free

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Last time Manny was locked up he was like…

Jay, I was just out in Vegas for two weeks. Pretty good.

Stayed downtown at the El Cortez. Some good stuff:
1) Nice hotel bar where I could watch the dual soccer matches on two TVs.
2) Found Siegel's Restaurant to be really good. Breakfast very good, and $17 Prime Rib special.
3) Excellent lounge singer. Free performance, every SAT nite at 8pm.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Last time Manny was locked up he was like…

Digg, Manolo should supplant Coach as the face of SBR. Manolo should have a weekly video. He's that good.

[gauchojake]

The perfume they use at the El Cortez to cover the smells that carpet accumulated over 60 years is kind of gross.

[d2bets]

Announced today: Las Vegas hosting the NCAA Final Four ... in 2028

Book your rooms now.

[mcaulay777]

Unrelated other than the title. Just been watching Vegas the old tv show with Robert Urich from the late 70s and early 80.s. Not the best show in the World, But if you love old school Las Vegas like i do it is a fun watch just for that.Lot of the old Desert Inn!