made this brief video from my gambling headquarters

[EmpireMaker]

his room and his cat look like mine, is this my cousin???

It's your father

[hels]

Those sausage fingers

[ProfaneReality]

Of course you have a cat, was there any doubt ?

[MUHerd37]

I bet the ladies just love your voice.

[pulledclear]

Of course you have a cat, was there any doubt ?

If you think thats the only one there your dreaming.

[gauchojake]

Who knew Michael J Fox posted at SBR?

[hels]

I would bet at least 4 cats.

[tb1984]

Good Video, Emily.

I like these kinds of threads than your poker threads.

[CanuckG]

[InTheDrink]

Did you just have a lobotomy? You sound like you just got hit in the head with a shovel.

[paranoyd androyd]

Of course you have a cat, was there any doubt ?

not sure what's scarier, single dudes with cats or single women.

[Stallion]

That video was hilarious

[1brokegirl]

GIFSoup

[You mad bro]

lol what a fckn loser

[wantitall4moi]

People still dont realize that NCAA hoops is rigged in about 75% of the games.

Why in the hell is UNC even looking at the basket there let alone trying to score? Theyre up 50 with 20 seconds left and theyre shooting.....

[SamDiamond]

Emily.

Take a step back.

Why would you post this?

If you painted yourself neon yellow and and hung a flashing sign around your neck you wouldn't be as big a target as you are now.

Jezzus.

[opie1988]

You sound like a total fukkin idiot.

Be honest here....have you ever woken up to your cat gnawing on one of your polska kielbasa like sausage fingers??

[darkhat]

this is the only thing that has made me laugh all day

have watched it like 4 times whenever i was pissed today and immediately laughed

[tb1984]

Great entertainment... Another reason that I keep checking SBR everyday.

[You mad bro]

Lololololol

[FrozenMAN]

200K+ BETS and you are watching a game you bet on on a laptop in your bed? why dont you have a tv deal with EVERYTHING on it cause you're loaded

[tto827]

Better than your I bet the US national debt on _______ threads. Your coming around Haines, next vid, go for a one minute run and prove you can move more than 3 miles an hour (not on a bike or in a car), and I think everyone here would be thrilled.

[Vaughany]

sounds retarded...all his threads make sense now

[crustyme]

voice sounds eerily similar to this character.....

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

Careful is that the tranny you did and you thought was your cousin?

Sorry I couldn't resist!! lmfao

[Kindred]

tranny's only friend in the world is a cat..sad

[mynameismud]

nice looking cat , big animal person myself

[QuantumLeap]

Come on guys. Give him a break. Emily obviously sold her moniker and now this guy has it.

[InTheDrink]

Come on guys. Give him a break. Emily obviously sold her moniker and now this guy has it.

Why would that happen?

Emily does not need money

[Duff85]

20 seconds left and they have the ball and can run the clock out

up 30 most coaches would do this but not UNC

they rush the ball up the court and put up a 3pt shot within three seconds of the possession and the other four players crash the boards

That was pretty brutal to watch. UNC joke fukks.

[TheRifleman]

I have 3 cats and they are awesome. that being said, I'm SO HAPPY YOU LOST, YOU WORTHLESS POS. LMFAO!!!

[Emily_Haines]

I have 3 cats and they are awesome. that being said, I'm SO HAPPY YOU LOST, YOU WORTHLESS POS. LMFAO!!!

The main reason for me talking so slow in these videos is for the stupid fuks like you. If I talked at a normal pace and cadence you would have to watch the video 20 times to comprehend what I am saying.

[MC PICKS]

You sound like cleveland.

[El Nino]

[TheRifleman]

The main reason for me talking so slow in these videos is for the stupid fuks like you. If I talked at a normal pace and cadence you would have to watch the video 20 times to comprehend what I am saying.

No, you talk slow, because you are slow.

Everyone knows that.

You're DUMB.