OAKLAND NEWS (humorous)

[My3z]

OAKLAND, (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. (hehehe)

[anthon9283]

HAHA.. that a good one. So true.

[moses millsap]

That's some funny shit because I can totally picture that team of misfits donig just that

[Rezzy]

Hahah

[Zikaris]

It's very clear that Norv Turner is the only reason the Raiders didn't go 0-16 last year.

[bigboydan]

LMFAO

I guess Randy Moss wasn't doing the white stuff that was found on the field when he made those comments he made today then. Moss said he wants to play for a super bowl contender, and he feels the Raiders will be one in 2 years

[McBa1n]

Now THAT is some funny stuff

[onlooker]

Even though they play the Browns off their BYE, I dont think they can win that game either.

I dont think they could qualify for a BCS bowl.