Is is Me, or are the silly little Canooooooooooks choking faster than the Sedin Sisters can say "pussy"?
Loooooooooouuuuuoouu the ultimate playoff sieve is back (BIG TIME).
Oooohhh but the canooooks won the President's Trophy!!!! (who cares)
OOOhhhhhhh NNNoooooooo! Not again! Not another collapse for the 2nd year in a row!
It's as if Henrik Sedin and the rest of the diving, whining Canooks all got together and said, "I need a vagina transplant, so i have to lose this series on purpose in order to make time for my surgery!"
Where's those idiot GREEN MEN when you need them?
Time for the canooks to start biting people and diving on every play (as usual) to try to make a pathetic comeback (highly doubtful).
Can you imagine the look on Alain's face when he's explaining to the media why his team is shitting the bed for the second year in a row?
How on earth you give up 2 shorthanded goals in 1 game?
After this series is over, Alain will have the entire team relocated to Manitoba to join a lumberjack camp, as his team desperately needs another career path.
Wow, can you imagine the sales of Molsen going through the roof once the collapse of the Canooks is final?
(Content ideas courtesy of JW Cash)
Loooooooooouuuuuoouu the ultimate playoff sieve is back (BIG TIME).
Oooohhh but the canooooks won the President's Trophy!!!! (who cares)
OOOhhhhhhh NNNoooooooo! Not again! Not another collapse for the 2nd year in a row!
It's as if Henrik Sedin and the rest of the diving, whining Canooks all got together and said, "I need a vagina transplant, so i have to lose this series on purpose in order to make time for my surgery!"
Where's those idiot GREEN MEN when you need them?
Time for the canooks to start biting people and diving on every play (as usual) to try to make a pathetic comeback (highly doubtful).
Can you imagine the look on Alain's face when he's explaining to the media why his team is shitting the bed for the second year in a row?
How on earth you give up 2 shorthanded goals in 1 game?
After this series is over, Alain will have the entire team relocated to Manitoba to join a lumberjack camp, as his team desperately needs another career path.
Wow, can you imagine the sales of Molsen going through the roof once the collapse of the Canooks is final?
(Content ideas courtesy of JW Cash)
