That sound is western Canada gagin'

Dharmonize · 04-23-11, 09:22 AM

Yeah, sure, Canada can´t play hockey, that´s exactly what they´ve got the Golden medal from the last year´s Olympics for

. And how many Canadian players are there on American teams? I don´t wanna argue over this, it is nonsense. Just take a look at the history of hockey. Have a nice day!

Wiggums5 · 04-23-11, 09:39 AM

The series isn't even over yet and your saying the Canucks can't win shit. Gimme a break.

gti175 · 04-23-11, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by playinragz

How is it posible a country takes ownership of a sport that cant ever win it?? This year we have the Vancover Casucks. 118 points of failure is the headline wit a side order of marshmellows on burning cars . You can catch them both in 4 days when a 1/2 ass AMERICAN TEAM missing 1/4 of its stars beats um. Thats right choke gag and its not even gay porn. Someone summon the ghosts of Ronning, Cortnal and Lynden. Yah , I cant spell but Canada cant play hockey !!! ohhh snap !!

Hey dumb ass half of chicagos team is canadian , and that goes for just about every other team in the NHL

DennisGreen · 04-23-11, 10:11 AM

Silly American you are one of those donkeys who ruin it for the rest of your country in terms of stupidity.

Do you not understand that the "American" teams are comprised mostly of Canadian hockey players? Canada wins the cup every year. Check out all the past champs and you'll be lucky to find a team that's won with over 10% Americans on their roster.

Also there are 6 Canadian teams to 24 American ones. Do the fcukin math pal

Actually please don't do the math on second thought and please use spell check next time

DwightShrute · 04-23-11, 10:37 AM

you give the term "ignorant Americans" and bad name

How is it that someone can type one lousy paragraph and have it filled with false stats, so many spelling errors and incoherency?

they had 117 points
it's Courtnall and Linden
54% of all the players are Canadians
19 players on the Black Hawks are Canadians (63%)

ohh ya ... A Canadian invented Basketball. You're welcome!

k13 · 04-23-11, 10:49 AM

Canadian fans want to see vancouver choke... especially edm/cal fan bases.

I'm in Canada, love to see canucks lose.

macoeric · 04-23-11, 10:52 AM

Thread fail

DwightShrute · 04-23-11, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by k13

Canadian fans want to see vancouver choke... especially edm/cal fan bases.

I'm in Canada, love to see canucks lose.

maybe some Canadians but you are kidding yourself and others if you think it's anywhere close to majority. 1% maybe.

See, when the Canucks were eliminated in the past and the Flames were one Canadian team still alive, I would cheer for them.

Jakesteen · 04-23-11, 10:54 AM

Either Vacouver or Montreal has to make it to the next round. They both had a stranglehold on their series' and now who the hell knows if they can recover. Epic I love the Playoffs!

gti175 · 04-23-11, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

maybe some Canadians but you are kidding yourself and others if you think it's anywhere close to majority. 1% maybe.

See, when the Canucks were eliminated in the past and the Flames were one Canadian team still alive, I would cheer for them.

Im a Canadian, I wouldnt mind seeing them lose becuase I thought Chicago had a good chance of knocking them out. I didn't take any vancouver players in my office pool becuase I dont believe in Lunogo, so if they were to choke I would look like a genius. I would much rather love to see Montreal choke after there 2-0 lead coming home...

D3 Mighty Ducks · 04-23-11, 03:44 PM

I have seen a thread this stupid in awhile

Thanks for making my day.

JW Cash · 04-23-11, 11:28 PM

That sound you hear from Canada is " choking "....

I heard it when Russia beat their sorry Junior team in the Gold Medal game....

Now I hear it again every morning with Canook failure ,,,,,,,I gotta shut my windows....

I live in Minnesota......too close to that Canadian wasteland.....

JW Cash · 04-24-11, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

maybe some Canadians but you are kidding yourself and others if you think it's anywhere close to majority. 1% maybe.

See, when the Canucks were eliminated in the past and the Flames were one Canadian team still alive, I would cheer for them.

...and as always......the Flames would suffer burnout and lose
in Game 7 of Stanley Cup Final.....

Sorry..Dwight.....but it is what is it........

puckhead31 · 04-24-11, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by playinragz

How is it posible a country takes ownership of a sport that cant ever win it?? This year we have the Vancover Casucks. 118 points of failure is the headline wit a side order of marshmellows on burning cars . You can catch them both in 4 days when a 1/2 ass AMERICAN TEAM missing 1/4 of its stars beats um. Thats right choke gag and its not even gay porn. Someone summon the ghosts of Ronning, Cortnal and Lynden. Yah , I cant spell but Canada cant play hockey !!! ohhh snap !!

Please don't tell me your American...PLEASE...cause your embarrassing us...

pepper60000 · 04-24-11, 01:05 AM

well buddy, they are up 3-2 and only need to win one of the next two games....I think the Canucks can still do it. Although if they don't it will be one of the biggest chokes in history of sports..

mike-dub · 04-24-11, 02:53 AM

which "1/4 of their stars" are hawks missing? toews, sharp, bolland, kane, hossa, keith, and a goalie highly thought of to be a calder nominee are all playing last time i checked.

pint86 · 04-24-11, 05:38 AM

Is it just me or was the "ohhh snap!!" at the end put the cherry on top for an epic post. I love the strong finish.

bracerman · 04-24-11, 08:47 AM

Series is 3-2 for the Canucks and they choked already? Get real.

puckhead31 · 04-25-11, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by bracerman

Series is 3-2 for the Canucks and they choked already? Get real.

Yes they have..as you know already and the rest of this hockey world. The Hawks came back from being down 3-0 in the series.

Where is Kesler?

Im American and the only teams I will ever root for are the Canadiens, and as you probably see already..they tend to play exceptionally well in the playoffs for their small size.

lcscanada · 04-25-11, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by gti175

hey dumb ass half of chicagos team is canadian , and that goes for just about every other team in the nhl

you are such a loser gti! Gotta flame everyone and troll! Why don't you just die already.
Lol your picks are less then 25%, i checked all your posts!!!!! Hahaha you stupid dumb idiot! Rofllllllllll

Vindicate · 04-25-11, 09:37 PM

i cringed when my hawks fans were chanting USA during the last game.

forsberg21 · 04-26-11, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by playinragz

How is it posible a country takes ownership of a sport that cant ever win it?? This year we have the Vancover Casucks. 118 points of failure is the headline wit a side order of marshmellows on burning cars . You can catch them both in 4 days when a 1/2 ass AMERICAN TEAM missing 1/4 of its stars beats um. Thats right choke gag and its not even gay porn. Someone summon the ghosts of Ronning, Cortnal and Lynden. Yah , I cant spell but Canada cant play hockey !!! ohhh snap !!

You are stupid. Period. The NHL consists of Canadians, Americans, Russians, Fins, Czechs, Slovaks, Swedes, Austrians, Norwegians, French, etc.

This is not a Canada vs. USA series. This is a series between two teams that have players that come from the aforementioned countries.

People like you should be strictly prevented from breeding.

You too JW Cash.

FlashinLeather · 04-26-11, 04:00 PM

Great thread title had me laughing