Hookers and Blow

[Metatron]

This thread is named in honor of what the Colorado Avalanche have been doing in NYC this weekend

4 plays for today. Current record on SBR is 0-0 (pushes are not recorded)

Disclaimer: I am a degenerate gambler just like you. I play a ton of games for regulation only (AKA risky but way better juice) so maybe just watch for a while before jumping in.

Yanks -0.5 (regulation only) +141 one betting disk (BD)
Pens -0.5 (reg) -106 to win 1 BD
Stamkos and Co. -0.5 (reg) +124 1 BD
Yanks/Colo OVER 5.5 +101 1 BD

GL to everyone who is dumb enough to follow
Everyone on the opposite side of me, go away

[Baxter Man13]

So they are doing blow and hookers in new york?

[Metatron]

Yeh, young team with cash on the road with a weekend in NYC, what would you be doing?

[Baxter Man13]

Yeh, young team with cash on the road with a weekend in NYC, what would you be doing?

worrying about the game and looking to show what I can do against a great goalie like Lundqvist against a banged up Rangers team.

And if anything the coke will get them going on this long road swing....but they are not doing coke, that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, this is NOT the NFL or NBA...Hockey players have more class and care for the game and want to win, especially a young team like the Avs

If any team were to do this, I would say the Flyers...and this comes from me as a Flyers fan

[Metatron]

If you think hockey players are really that professional, think again.
Young teams do stupid things all the time, remember when Kane punched a cabby over 20 cents on his fare
It's just part of the lifestyle of a professional athlete and hockey players are probably one of the worst types for partying especially when they are young.
Are you telling me kids of 19-25 yrs old are going to sit in their hotel room in NY on the weekend and think about the game, especially this early in the season?

I disagree with you respectfully Sir

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

Maybe their not sitting in their hotel rooms jerking off, but there definitely not doing lines of coke. This was an awful attempt at trying to be funny. Better luck next time

[Baxter Man13]

If you think hockey players are really that professional, think again. Young teams do stupid things all the time, remember when Kane punched a cabby over 20 cents on his fare It's just part of the lifestyle of a professional athlete and hockey players are probably one of the worst types for partying especially when they are young. Are you telling me kids of 19-25 yrs old are going to sit in their hotel room in NY on the weekend and think about the game, especially this early in the season? I disagree with you respectfully Sir

Patrick Kane is a pu$$y he cannot be an example in a situation like this...try again

[Baxter Man13]

hm the coke and hookers must of helped them, eh?

[Travzors]

ive met an nhl player when he was out with some of his buddies and one straight out asked me if i know where to get good drugs at...

just saying that young players DO stupid things.. but just part of growing up. but there are LOTS that never touch any of that stuff

[Baxter Man13]

ive met an nhl player when he was out with some of his buddies and one straight out asked me if i know where to get good drugs at... just saying that young players DO stupid things.. but just part of growing up. but there are LOTS that never touch any of that stuff

It was probably Jeff Carter, right?

[Vinnybagadonuts]

Maybe their not sitting in their hotel rooms jerking off...

Of course not, that's what the hookers are for.

[pucksandbeer]

If this was the 80's then I would agree with the blow comment!

[ChileCheese]

How much are people getting A GRAM of blow these days for?

[gigicash]

How much are people getting A GRAM of blow these days for?

a winning sports pick /gr - around there

[Metatron]

Well, Rangers did not show up like I thought yesterday. Although Rado looked pretty bad too. If you don't score on the powerplay, you will lose. Nonetheless I was actually net positive adding 0.24 disks to my account

Current Record is:

2-2, +.24

Two plays today:

Cow town to win (O/T included) +128 1BD
Van City (regulation) -0.5 +131 1BD

GL to tailers and bad luck to faders

[Metatron]

Ok 1-1 yesterday +0.28BD

Overall record 3-3 +0.52 BD

Today's plays are:

Chi -0.5 in reg +109 1X

Anaheim with OT +116 1X

Buffalo and Thrashers over 5.5 +100 1X

LA Kings with OT -1 and -1.5 +113 1X

GL

[Metatron]

Tough night 0-4 with half a push on the -1 and -1.5 bet

Totals are 3-7 -2.98 units

Todays plays are:

Leafs -0.5 in reg +107
Leafs UNDER 5.5 +101
Stars ML (with O/T) +113
Nash UNDER 5.5 -124
TB -0.5 in reg +100
Oilers -0.5 in reg +131
Oilers UNDER 5.5 +102
All for 1 units

Cheers and GL

[icemaster47]

Like your Leafs play there tonight, hit that one hard, GL!

[Metatron]

Thanks for the support Ice, didn't help though, dirty empty net goal cuts a positive night into a negative one.

2-4 -2.1 units

YTD - 5-11 -5.08 units

Todays plays are:

Sabres in reg -0.5 +114
Flames with O/T +135
TB with O/T +116
Blues with O/T -116
Wild/Canucks UNDER 5.5 +102

All 1 X bets

GL

[Metatron]

Yesterday went 3-2 +1.51 units

Totals are: 8-13 -3.57 units

Today's plays are:

Bos -0.5 in reg -104 2X's

Wash PL (-1.5) +122 1X

Avs straight up with O/T -128

Oilers with O/T +140 1X (homer bet, going to the game)

GL

[Metatron]

Horrible night
0-4
-5.36 units

YTD: 8-18 -8.93 units

Two plays today:

Calgary -0.5 in reg +150 2X's

NJD -0.5 in reg +155 2X's

GL

[Metatron]

1-1 the other night +1unit
YTD: 9-19 -7.93 units

took a break yesterday as I didn't like anything on the board

Today's plays are:

Dallas -0.5 in REG -101

Flyers -0.5 in REG +147

Avs ML in REG +191

Coyotes ML O/T +118

Pathers ML O/T +146

GL to all

[blittydeuce]

I smoked a blunt with Drew Doughty. Hockey players love blow and hookers.

[Metatron]

Yesterday was close to a big day but instead was ugly, haha.
1-3 with a push for -1.54 units

YTD: 10-22 -9.47 units

Today's plays are:

SHARKS -0.5 in REG +102 4X'S

TB ML with O/T +100 1X

GL

[Metatron]

Finally a straight up winning night:

2-0 yesterday adding 5.08 units

YTD: 12-22 -4.39 units

Todays plays are:

Detroit -0.5 (reg) -108 1 X

Boston -0.5 (reg) -102 1X

Dallas -0.5 (reg) +125

GL everyone

[Metatron]

1-2 last night

-1.08 units

YTD: -5.47 units
Today's Plays are:

Carolina ML with O/T +122 1X

Philly ML with O/T + 124 1X

Ducks ML with O/T -101 1X

1st period Caro/Yanks OVER 1.5 -101 1X

GL

[Metatron]

2-2 yesterday +0.44 units

YTD: -5.03

Today's hits:

TB with O/T +118

ALL the rest are regulation -0.5 deals

LA +126
Dallas +147
Wash +150
Blues -128
Bruins+142
T.O. +104

ALL for 1X

GL

[Metatron]

Saturday was good going 5-2 + 4.55U

YTD: 20-28 -0.48 Units

Today's Plays both -0.5 in Reg

Chicago +129

Van City -109

GL All

[Metatron]

1-1 yesterday for 0 units gained or lost

YTD: 21-29 -0.48 units

Today's hits all 1X:

Montreal ML O/T -104
San Jose -0.5 REG +122
T.O. -0.5 REG +122
Ed Oil ML O/T +135

GL

[Metatron]

Took a major beat down yesterday
0-4 -4.04 units

YTD: 21-33 -4.52 units

Special two units plays today:

Bos -0.5 in reg +130 2X
Det -0.5 in reg +135 2X
Nash ML in reg +130 2X


GL to me!

[Metatron]

2-1 on yesterday's 2 unit special
Up 3.3 from yesterday

YTD: 23-34 -1.22 units

Today's picks are:

Columbus -0.5 in REG +150 1X (I hate this pick, but it's the right play as Garon is red hot)
Philly -0.5 in REG +115 1X
Rado -0.5 in REG +156 1X (I want this bet to be bigger but am scared so...)
Rado ML with O/T -104 1X
SJ Sharks ML with O/T +105 1X


GL everyone

[Metatron]

Another tough slog
yesterday went 2-3 and was so promising with the first 2 bets being winners
-0.39 units

YTD: 25-37 -1.61 units

Today's plays are:

Canes ML with O/T +125 1X
Flames ML with O/T +106 1X
Stars ML with O/T -102 1X
Pens -0.5 in REG +130 1X
Pens PL +235 1X

GL

[Metatron]

added one more play

Det -0.5 in REG +113 1X

[Metatron]

First time the Pens have screwed me this year by showing up for only 20 minutes of the game,
Yesterday: 2-4 -1.87 units

YTD: 27-41 -3.48 units

Today's hits:

Nashville ML with O/T +146 1X

ALL other picks are in REG -0.5:
Bruins +140 1X
Flyers +115 1X
Blue Jackets +108 1X

Hurricanes +122 2X
Canucks +117 2X

GL

[Metatron]

Took a couple of days off due to the NHL schedule being stupid

Saturday went 3-3 +2.54 units

YTD: 30-43 -0.94 units

Todays picks:

Caro -0.5 in REG +117 1X
Montreal ML in REG +105 1X
Sens -0.5 in REG +105 1X
TB -0.5 in REG +107 1X
Aves -0.5 in REG +141 1X

CAPS -0.5 in REG +117 3X's

GL