NHL Parlay of the Day

[cecil127]

feel free to post any parlay's you're playin'

today im goin with:

yotes/bruins under 5 (+101) the brz vs the tuk. grab a pillow and enjoy the snoozefest.
flyers ml (+110) anyone recall what happened the last time the flyers went up against halak?
kings/nucks over 5.5 (-110) 33 goals in their last 4 meetings. thats all im sayin about that.
(+706)

[over5.5]

good picks!

bol

[Jays NHL Tips]

Cecil,

hows things going? been a while!

Once i get time to look at the games tonight il drop you a parlay!

[cecil127]

uh, 1 parlay down and out, early
who thought the yotes could make swiss tuukka cheese?

ok, so lets try the two remaining picks in a two teamer(+301) to pick cecils ass up off the canvas

0-1 (-1.00)

**ok, so maybe its not a 'parlay of the day' but maybe 'Parlays' spoken like a true degen

*Jay, jump on in any time.

[Jays NHL Tips]

Buffalo ML -140
Pittsburgh ML -198
Vancouver ML -147
Nashville ML -149

Pays 6/1.

[cecil127]

devils ml (-130)
sabres ml (-125)
(+218)

(0-2)(-2.00)

[trade88]

0-3 and 0-7 in the games picked. keep posting this comedy please. i LOVE seeing ignorant mouth-running punks lose.

[Salmon Steak]

It's alright Cecil get em tomorrow

[cecil127]

0-3 and 0-7 in the games picked. keep posting this comedy please. i LOVE seeing ignorant mouth-running punks lose.

never claimed to be the best but ill give it a try....a true hater'd be making bank on me lately. so how much you made off fading my picks? answer: none. and thats the truth, plain and simple. if you didnt like those picks your cranky self woulda spoke right up, but you thought they had a chance and kept your yap shut until the coast was clear to spout your chit....so shut the phuck up about my picks, grandpa.
least im posting picks and not scanning then proudly posting my worthless, dog eared hockey card collection, know what im sayin'?
still waiting on your selections old head

[trade88]

why would i post my selections? i'm indirectly betting against you guys. i don't need to post plays in a forum to get feedback and feel better about myself.
there was a 95% ats trend from the past 20 years in the nfl that hit yesterday and i wasn't about to alert other gamblers to it when the line moved in my favour before the game.
this forum is not only for clowns like you to post your 'thrown darts' (especially in october when you have no form to go on), it's for nhl discussion in general. if you want to reply to my posts and talk shyt like you have, keep in mind you're debating hockey with a guy who has seen 2000+ nhl games, highlights of several times that, worked for a player agent, and played on a junior team from which 2 teammates made the show. i may be older than you but i can probably skate backwards faster then you can forwards... while i'm hungover.
debate this game with me and i'll be more than happy to accommodate your further humiliation.

[cecil127]

why would i post my selections? i'm indirectly betting against you guys. i don't need to post plays in a forum to get feedback and feel better about myself. there was a 95% ats trend from the past 20 years in the nfl that hit yesterday and i wasn't about to alert other gamblers to it when the line moved in my favour before the game. this forum is not only for clowns like you to post your 'thrown darts' (especially in october when you have no form to go on), it's for nhl discussion in general. if you want to reply to my posts and talk shyt like you have, keep in mind you're debating hockey with a guy who has seen 2000+ nhl games, highlights of several times that, worked for a player agent, and played on a junior team from which 2 teammates made the show. i may be older than you but i can probably skate backwards faster then you can forwards... while i'm hungover. debate this game with me and i'll be more than happy to accommodate your further humiliation.

wow, so i guess i should bow down to you for coming on a gambling forum, posting pics of hockey cards that would've been better served clothes pinned to my bicycle frame and flicked 100,000x by my spokes, talking about how well you can skate (very, very proud of you btw-extra rice pudding for you before beddie byes tonight!) and doing some of the best monday morning quaterbacking ive read in quite some time.
you're a POS Has Been who thought he may have found some guys to swap old cards with and talk about the 'good ol days'(said w/my lips curled in) now that you found no one wants to play with ya you decided to stick around and try to get attention by being the oldest/wisest but you aint said chit(before a game) yet, pal. you talk the talk but aint got no walk...you dig?

hey, big thumbs up to your teammates, you sound so proud i bet they'd love to know what takes up your time now
with us, 'losers' and all

[Glitch]

hahaha excellent thread so far guy burrrrnnnnn

[Captain_Ballz]

this was fun to read lol

[cecil127]

alt ml(+160)
over 5.5 (-105)
(+407)

(0-3) (-3.00)

[Salmon Steak]

I'm gunna try this one Cecil. Worst outcome I lose a couple bucks right. GL

augsburger panther +315
wolfsburg grizzly adams +125
EHC munchen +140
Hamburg Freezers +140

1:52.78

One more b/c i'm worried panther in heavily dogged for a reason I don't know.

wolfsburg grizzly adams +125
ehc munchen +140
thomas sabo ice tigers -117
hamburg freezers +140

1:23.04

[cecil127]

..."hamburg freezers".....yup, thats where i keep 'em too
gl

[JOHON8]

why would i post my selections? i'm indirectly betting against you guys. i don't need to post plays in a forum to get feedback and feel better about myself.
there was a 95% ats trend from the past 20 years in the nfl that hit yesterday and i wasn't about to alert other gamblers to it when the line moved in my favour before the game.
this forum is not only for clowns like you to post your 'thrown darts' (especially in october when you have no form to go on), it's for nhl discussion in general. if you want to reply to my posts and talk shyt like you have, keep in mind you're debating hockey with a guy who has seen 2000+ nhl games, highlights of several times that, worked for a player agent, and played on a junior team from which 2 teammates made the show. i may be older than you but i can probably skate backwards faster then you can forwards... while i'm hungover.
debate this game with me and i'll be more than happy to accommodate your further humiliation.

You get no respect exposing your life to everyone, the best respect you would get is if you had stfu.

Someone with class would have cheered him on and encouraged his plays so that you can fade them. But from the whining that I've seen you've probably tailed him and lost a lot, why else would you have this grumpy douche bag attitude?

[trade88]

Tailed him? Ya guy, you got me. lmao. Like I'm going to tail anyone here. That would be like Warren Buffett taking economic advice from some high school stock market club.
He ran his mouth like a punk (actually, kinda like you) so he gets no respect. I hope he keeps this thread going though. He's only 0 for 4 picking parlays (and losing all 9 games that made them up). I'm sure he can turn it around.

[zandyman]

Somebody's got a LOT of time on his hands....

[cecil127]

Somebody's got a LOT of time on his hands....

word

meanwhile, ill post some picks like you'd expect to find in a "hockey handicapping" forum....

swingin for the fence tonight
flyers ml
bruins/devils under 5
bolts ml
cats/bolts over 5.5
oilers ml
(+2871)

(0-4) (-4.00)


awww heck, here's one pic just for ol' grumpy gramps

[linewiz]

Good luck today, Cecil.

[Toronto_Mike]

AAhahaha..........I just stumbled across this thread and it's hilarious!! The flaming just keeps on coming (not to be confused with the Flames which I bet on tonight!!)

Haven't yet figured out what started this wonderful war of words but I agree with some of the comments which state that someone has way too much time on their hands........

I just have to add that if you take all this that seriously, you better take some meds to calm down or else you wont last until the end of the season without a stroke or heart-attack.......

People, please.........as the old saying goes...."if you can't say something nice........." but with that said, I'm a sadistic SOB so keep the flames coming..

[cecil127]

tonights attempt goes a lil sumthin like this:

isles/leafs over 5.5
col. ml
(+267)

(0-5)(-5.00)...yea, laugh it up

[Salmon Steak]

colorado was a good underdog pick though cecil

[DennisGreen]

Tough start Cec but you will get it going soon enough. You are too smart of a gambler to be down for long

[cecil127]

ok, goin for it yet again tonight tryin to get myself "in the black" as they say

ducks ml
sabres/atl under 5.5
hawks ml
nucks/hawks over 5.5
(+1084)

bol

(0-6)(-6.00)...it wasnt supposed to start out like this. i swear.

[EricZ116]

BOL

[Salmon Steak]

alright here is mine for tomorrow:

rangers
jersey
dallas
colorado

1 : 17.45

[cecil127]

todays attempt at a payoff:

leafs ml
rags/leafs over 5.5
wash/bruins under 5.5
flyers pl
avs ml
(+2958)

also goin a lil exotic with:

flyers pl
avs ml
was/bruins 1st period under 1.5
rags/leafs 1st period over 1.5
(+1802)

(0-7)(-7.00 units)

[Salmon Steak]

I just need colorado to win for my parlay to hit... c'mon

[Salmon Steak]

chit avs got me dangit. 3-4 and i'm a losser. tough life of a parlay man. Since the best cappers might hit 54-55% long term it might be tough makin bank when we hit 3/6 long term on parlays. We may have a better shot just picking the same pattern everyday on a 8 teamer. fav over, dog under, dog under, dog over. That combo has to hit eventually right

[mrginandtonic]

I'm gonna try my luck here since my POD has only hit once......

CBJ.....PL
TB.......ML
OTT.....ML
CHI......PL
VAN.....ML

pays 26:1

why not!?

[cecil127]

I'm gonna try my luck here since my POD has only hit once...... CBJ.....PL TB.......ML OTT.....ML CHI......PL VAN.....ML pays 26:1 why not!?

i hear ya! then today i keep my parlay quiet and it hit. that figures, i had a customer give me cash today, the horse i own 10% of won his ($10,400 purse) race today, i went to the track this evening and played the PA daily number 50 cent boxed-50 cent straight(127)-it hit (+$290 on a dollar wager) came back to my seat and hit an exacta for ~$150 and somehow managed to keep it all. came home and found my sportsbook on the upswing....holy chit, is this really happening? well, its past midnight now, but i still got action @ maywood
if not posting plays will lead to this-its been nice knowing you guys!
+
lower level leafs/flyers seats for todays game on tap too. let the good times roll!

[DennisGreen]

i hear ya! then today i keep my parlay quiet and it hit. that figures, i had a customer give me cash today, the horse i own 10% of won his ($10,400 purse) race today, i went to the track this evening and played the PA daily number 50 cent boxed-50 cent straight(127)-it hit (+$290 on a dollar wager) came back to my seat and hit an exacta for ~$150 and somehow managed to keep it all. came home and found my sportsbook on the upswing....holy chit, is this really happening? well, its past midnight now, but i still got action @ maywood if not posting plays will lead to this-its been nice knowing you guys! + lower level leafs/flyers seats for todays game on tap too. let the good times roll!

Glad to hear you finally had a prosperous day This is the beginning of your upswing. Just read your back and forth with Trade88 Priceless.

[cecil127]

Glad to hear you finally had a prosperous day This is the beginning of your upswing. Just read your back and forth with Trade88 Priceless.

thanks for the words of encouragement DG. as for trade88, man you know i love to git down wit da git down i gots me a new friend, dats all.....enjoy. im sure there will be mo where that came from.