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  • Fakooki
    SBR Rookie
    • 12-02-15
    • 1

    #1
    NHL Professional Analysis
    My name as you all know is Fakooki, and I can honestly say life has been much easier ever since moving to New York. When me and Phandi Haquoon had a falling out, I took the time to learn English. Right now, I am very fluent in it. Two months ago, I hardly knew twenty English words. However, ever since I have been able to excogigate the equanimity of my personal nature, I have become unencumbered from the obstacles of my limited vocabulary vocabulary and therefore have been able to fulfill my thirst for knowledge. I have been able to mold my communication in a perspicacious manner, and this has allowed me to transform into a sesquipedalian who is magnanimous, rumunerative, and superabundant to opportunities as opposed to my saxicolous previous self.

    I sit outside of Barclays Center today in my infamous goat fusion cuisine stand, and a customer reports that he found goat hair in his Chipotle Ground Goat over lettuce mega burrito. I kindly offer him a homemade goat infused baklava (which costs 37 cents on the menu) as a generous compensation, and he responds very rudely. I do not take to this kindly, and immediately start to cuss him out.

    "Why you talk me dis way?! you go away and no come back to me you hear! Me no like what you try do!" I yell in frustration.

    Nonetheless, I continue to save money by not hiring a goat hair removal specialist. It only cuts into my profits.

    Islanders moneyline -135 GL guys
  • blackHIPPY
    SBR MVP
    • 10-01-14
    • 3973

    #2
    welcome to America fakooki
    and bol I will be tailing
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