I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow me to smithereens.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
Are those real?
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
You must wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow me to smithereens.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
Are those real?
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
You must wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself
