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  • fishmonger
    SBR MVP
    • 12-31-08
    • 1492

    #1
    How NOT to be taken seriously on the forum
    #1 Using the word "Lock" when posting picks.

    #2 Pestering the forum on which poster to tail. I see this thread all the time.

    #3 Asking for picks on a game when you don't know. If you don't know then you don't know.

    #4 Using the words "Square" and "Sharp." Like you know what you are talking about. These are words only Loshak can use.

    #5 Gloating or bashing AFTER the result of a game has been determined. Most classless thing to do in my opinion.

    #6 Tailing someone and then getting mad when you lose. No one made you bet.

    #7 Blame the refs because the game is not going your way. Bad calls are bad calls, it happens.

    #8 Claiming the game was fixed. That happens like ONCE every ten years.

    #9 Bashing picks. Respect other opinions no matter how they came up with them.

    #10 Claiming that you can hit a ridiculous percentage. NO ONE on the forum is hitting 60% longterm.

    #11 Using the smiley faces all the time. Especially these.

    #12 Claiming to know more than everyone else. Everyone is clueless.

    #13 Bragging about how good you did. No one like a show off.

    #14 Claiming your buried. If your posting you still got a computer or smart phone.

    #15 Asking Mods to ban some one. Don't be a cry baby.

    #16 Trying to ban a Mod. Don't be a cry baby.

    #17 Hind site capping. If you knew some thing then you should of acted on it. i.e. "I knew that was a trap game." While you took the losing side.
  • leetreaper
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 10-23-10
    • 34841

    #2
    Originally posted by fishmonger
    #1 Using the word "Lock" when posting picks.

    #2 Pestering the forum on which poster to tail. I see this thread all the time.

    #3 Asking for picks on a game when you don't know. If you don't know then you don't know.

    #4 Using the words "Square" and "Sharp." Like you know what you are talking about. These are words only Loshak can use.

    #5 Gloating or bashing AFTER the result of a game has been determined. Most classless thing to do in my opinion.

    #6 Tailing someone and then getting mad when you lose. No one made you bet.

    #7 Blame the refs because the game is not going your way. Bad calls are bad calls, it happens.

    #8 Claiming the game was fixed. That happens like ONCE every ten years.

    #9 Bashing picks. Respect other opinions no matter how they came up with them.

    #10 Claiming that you can hit a ridiculous percentage. NO ONE on the forum is hitting 60% longterm.

    #11 Using the smiley faces all the time. Especially these.

    #12 Claiming to know more than everyone else. Everyone is clueless.

    #13 Bragging about how good you did. No one like a show off.

    #14 Claiming your buried. If your posting you still got a computer or smart phone.

    #15 Asking Mods to ban some one. Don't be a cry baby.

    #16 Trying to ban a Mod. Don't be a cry baby.

    #17 Hind site capping. If you knew some thing then you should of acted on it. i.e. "I knew that was a trap game." While you took the losing side.
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    • Machine Choice
      SBR MVP
      • 12-12-08
      • 3997

      #3
      Agree with all, #7 is impossible not to violate cause it's so damn infuriating.
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      • DerekMadden
        SBR MVP
        • 01-14-11
        • 1361

        #4
        nailed it..
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        • suicidekings
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-23-09
          • 9962

          #5
          You forgot "Going All In" and the "If this pick doesn't win, I'm leaving the forum forever". Solid list though
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          • onlooker
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-10-05
            • 36572

            #6
            It's a forum, nothing is to be taken seriously.
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            • brewcrew2k
              SBR MVP
              • 01-26-10
              • 1158

              #7
              I agree with everything but #16
              Some of the mods are hot suppers
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              • Mikail
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-19-09
                • 21689

                #8
                #8 "Claiming the game was fixed. That happens like ONCE every ten years."

                I will respectfully disagree with #8 It happens more often than you think.
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                • fishmonger
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-31-08
                  • 1492

                  #9
                  #18 Going all in on one play. One your a moron or two you bankroll is $200. Either way your really not going all in. You just chasing before you reload your betting account.

                  #19 Saying your going to leave the forum if your play doesn't hit. No really cares about you. So win or lose no one still cares.
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                  • fishmonger
                    SBR MVP
                    • 12-31-08
                    • 1492

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mikail
                    #8 "Claiming the game was fixed. That happens like ONCE every ten years."

                    I will respectfully disagree with #8 It happens more often than you think.
                    Maybe but every other night is a little much.
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                    • Skeletor42
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 01-03-11
                      • 409

                      #11
                      Unfortunately this is the society that we live in and the good majority of the people on here fall into at least one of those categories. I wish we did live in a world where all of these rules were followed. Great post though!!!!
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                      • face
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-31-11
                        • 14740

                        #12
                        rule #9 is a little harsh imo.
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                        • fishmonger
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-31-08
                          • 1492

                          #13
                          Originally posted by face
                          rule #9 is a little harsh imo.
                          Not rules. But more like guide lines. Everyone has a different way on how to cap a game and if it's not your way of capping a game then it's not how YOU cap the game. I just tired of people calling others morons for their angles right or wrong. We are here to get different opinions on games and to solidify our own opinions.
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                          • firehoyt
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-02-10
                            • 3569

                            #14
                            oops. Got a little carried away.
                            Originally posted by face
                            rule #9 is a little harsh imo.
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                            • Skeletor42
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 01-03-11
                              • 409

                              #15
                              Love This!! Hang The Code!!! Their more like guidelines anyway!!!

                              Originally posted by fishmonger
                              Not rules. But more like guide lines. Everyone has a different way on how to cap a game and if it's not your way of capping a game then it's not how YOU cap the game. I just tired of people calling others morons for their angles right or wrong. We are here to get different opinions on games and to solidify our own opinions.
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                              • Skeletor42
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 01-03-11
                                • 409

                                #16
                                Hang The Code!! Their more like guidlines anyway!!!!
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                                • The Madcap
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-03-10
                                  • 2808

                                  #17
                                  Solid list.

                                  Now that that's settled...

                                  ...who's got Colorado on the money line tomorrow night?
                                  No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                  • paranoyd androyd
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-01-11
                                    • 6459

                                    #18
                                    good list fish
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                                    • CBASS
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-22-10
                                      • 2613

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by onlooker
                                      It's a forum, nothing is to be taken seriously.

                                      This ^^^
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                                      • bmuelle21
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 10-25-11
                                        • 254

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by The Madcap
                                        Solid list.

                                        Now that that's settled...

                                        ...who's got Colorado on the money line tomorrow night?
                                        I do! its only the LOCK of the century!!!

                                        (really I don't lol)
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                                        • Donnie Brasco
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 01-04-11
                                          • 862

                                          #21
                                          Yeah put pauly poker guarantees 80% nfl success and he is the best. You must be wrong fish. Say it aint so fish, say it aint so!
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                                          • firehoyt
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-02-10
                                            • 3569

                                            #22
                                            Rule 27-2: anyone who doesn't know the proper use of "their", "there", or "they're"
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                                            • balls2wall
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-20-09
                                              • 2642

                                              #23
                                              I would have them ranked differently (if the #s are rankings), but great list.


                                              This forum is full of clowns, but that does provide great entertainment!
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                                              • Prize Marlin
                                                SBR Hustler
                                                • 10-03-11
                                                • 96

                                                #24
                                                Everyone who bets on games has an addiction........same thing applies on this site so when someone says if they dont win they win leave this website they are a liar because everyone has an addiction to this website as well. FACT!
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                                                • 16johnnymac
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 10-27-10
                                                  • 3499

                                                  #25
                                                  There's no such thing as a lock in the gambling world just fade a Lock! Good luck with your lock lol! However over 80% of the public on Ats u may have the correct play co
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                                                  • House
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-04-11
                                                    • 7088

                                                    #26
                                                    You can add ,just call yourself HOUSE ......you won't get any love for some reason?....ask a question,no replies every time......I don't know...I don't think I'm that list ..YET ....add: don't be named House ...for some farging reason....Its a good list though .....I know a lot of those guys on here....
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                                                    • ronzer
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-31-10
                                                      • 1580

                                                      #27
                                                      #7 is hard to follow.
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                                                      • DerekMadden
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-14-11
                                                        • 1361

                                                        #28
                                                        Colorado tonight is the LOCK OF THE CENTURY!
                                                        Tail me! I am a sharp and all you other Jack0ffs are squares!
                                                        I tailed Machine and he has lost the last 3 out of 4! F him!
                                                        This should be a close game as long as the refs don't screw us over!
                                                        If they do, IT'S OBVIOUSLY FIXED!
                                                        So many people on here are on USC, F them they don't know what they are talking about!
                                                        I have hit a 76% my entire life!
                                                        I know so much more than everybody else on here, Just listen to me. Everybody else is CLUELESS!
                                                        I OWNED the Tulsa ML last night and all you UCF fags thought it was easy money!
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                                                        • fecgp40
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-01-11
                                                          • 5750

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DerekMadden
                                                          Colorado tonight is the LOCK OF THE CENTURY! Tail me! I am a sharp and all you other Jack0ffs are squares! I tailed Machine and he has lost the last 3 out of 4! F him! This should be a close game as long as the refs don't screw us over! If they do, IT'S OBVIOUSLY FIXED! So many people on here are on USC, F them they don't know what they are talking about! I have hit a 76% my entire life! I know so much more than everybody else on here, Just listen to me. Everybody else is CLUELESS! I OWNED the Tulsa ML last night and all you UCF fags thought it was easy money!
                                                          Originally posted by DerekMadden
                                                          Colorado tonight is the LOCK OF THE CENTURY! Tail me! I am a sharp and all you other Jack0ffs are squares! I tailed Machine and he has lost the last 3 out of 4! F him! This should be a close game as long as the refs don't screw us over! If they do, IT'S OBVIOUSLY FIXED! So many people on here are on USC, F them they don't know what they are talking about! I have hit a 76% my entire life! I know so much more than everybody else on here, Just listen to me. Everybody else is CLUELESS! I OWNED the Tulsa ML last night and all you UCF fags thought it was easy money!
                                                          Good one Derek.
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                                                          • aloys
                                                            SBR Rookie
                                                            • 11-04-11
                                                            • 20

                                                            #30
                                                            great summary!
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                                                            • fishmonger
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-31-08
                                                              • 1492

                                                              #31
                                                              If I tail and lose I will hate you forever and you will owe me money. I am going all in on this play and will be buried if I lose.
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                                                              • bmuelle21
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 10-25-11
                                                                • 254

                                                                #32
                                                                I have another one:

                                                                Saying a game is over 5min into the game if the opposing team you bet on scores a TD or gets a stop.
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                                                                • GoBlue77
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 03-20-11
                                                                  • 9166

                                                                  #33
                                                                  lulz. dis fread has it.
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                                                                  • The Madcap
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 07-03-10
                                                                    • 2808

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by bmuelle21
                                                                    I do! its only the LOCK of the century!!!

                                                                    (really I don't lol)
                                                                    It's funny you felt the need to clarify that.
                                                                    No more of that talk, or I'll put the leeches on you.
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                                                                    • GunShard
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-05-10
                                                                      • 10031

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Nice list, lol.
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