Hey Brah.....What's Round in the Middle, Tall on Both Ends, & Gonna Make you Rich?

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  • Whippit
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    • 04-29-10
    • 3065

    #1
    Hey Brah.....What's Round in the Middle, Tall on Both Ends, & Gonna Make you Rich?
    O-HI-O +2.5

    Forget Little Boy Boo, he's a flunking nightmare. Maybe he passes those exams if big daddy Bo Jackson didn't juice up before pregnancy.

    Maybe not.

    Through the ages them Ohio folk ain't never been too bright. I mean, look at President Warren "Fat Lips" Harding....that guy thought "normalcy" was a real word

    Enough effin around brah....Ohio gonna win this game on the ground, down in the trenches.

    Toss in a couple of pressure INT's and some forced fumbles, and it's curtains for Troy.

    B-cats got better coaches, better defense, and they gonna make that '00 Ravens defense look like effin pikers.

    When you cash this, tell yer bookie this was a mere introductory flogging. Tell em more punishment lies ahead, courtesy of the Whipster

  • HoulihansTX
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    • 02-12-09
    • 30566

    #2
    Its the MAC dude.

    all of the teams are garbage, except for N.Illinois
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    • Whippit
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      • 04-29-10
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      #3
      oh excuse me, let me put my "sun belt" on.....
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      • HoulihansTX
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        • 02-12-09
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        #4
        Better than eating MAC'n Cheese.
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        • Whippit
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          • 04-29-10
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          #5
          troy defenders already have hands on hips (HoH) syndrome

          troy players out past curfew in french quarter filming girls gone wild last nite.....that's called poor coaching folks
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          • UNCGQ
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 09-08-09
            • 993

            #6
            That's why Ohio had to take a timeout on defense early in the game right? Because they were in such good shape?

            Troy's D has plenty of time to recover since their offense just keeps taking it down the field on Ohio.
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            • Whippit
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              • 04-29-10
              • 3065

              #7
              they took a well advised TO on 3rd & long so they could make sure the drive ended right there

              played it perfect too until Ohio corner let it get away
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              • yisman
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                • 09-01-08
                • 75682

                #8
                Originally posted by Whippit
                B-cats got better coaches, better defense, and they gonna make that '00 Ravens defense look like effin pikers.

                A mediocre college defense is going to make one of the all time great pro defenses look like pikers?
                [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                [/quote]

                [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                • Whippit
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                  • 04-29-10
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                  #9
                  solich & i are not happy
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                  • UNCGQ
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                    • 09-08-09
                    • 993

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Whippit
                    B-cats got better coaches, better defense, and they gonna make that '00 Ravens defense look like effin pikers.
                    It only took their D until 8:39 in the 2nd quarter to get Troy to 4th down. Was this the 2000 Ravens of the National Football League you're referring to?
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                    • Whippit
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                      • 04-29-10
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                      #11
                      if i'm so wrong then why do troy players celebrate like girls after every play?

                      what i don't get is how solich don't roll up his sleeves & just walk right across that field
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                      • Whippit
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                        • 04-29-10
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                        #12
                        3rd down killing us

                        just can't get off the field
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                        • HoulihansTX
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                          • 02-12-09
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                          #13
                          The Mac is garbage.
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                          • UNCGQ
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 09-08-09
                            • 993

                            #14
                            You've made it a habit in here of being wrong today, and when this game ends, you'll have been "loudly" wrong again.
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                            • Rio DiNero
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-03-08
                              • 2010

                              #15
                              This game is over BRAH!
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                              • Whippit
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                                • 04-29-10
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                                #16
                                most of mac is garbage

                                most of sunbelt is garbage

                                problem is ohio ain't stopping anybody on 3rd down and it all started with that ridiculous touchdown after the timeout
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                                • Whippit
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                                  • 04-29-10
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                                  #17
                                  you have habit of being lucky tonite

                                  renters beware, pal
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                                  • slimpickins
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                                    • 08-12-10
                                    • 891

                                    #18
                                    Ohio sucks, brah
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                                    • Whippit
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                                      • 04-29-10
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                                      #19
                                      I hope the Supradome nails their lockerroom equipment to the floor

                                      Solich is gonna make Al Groh's halftime tirade look like sedated dentistry
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                                      • HoulihansTX
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                                        • 02-12-09
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Whippit
                                        most of mac is garbage most of sunbelt is garbage problem is ohio ain't stopping anybody on 3rd down and it all started with that ridiculous touchdown after the timeout
                                        But the MAC doesnt even play close games out of conference.

                                        At least the Sun Belt has a couple of teams that are competitive out of conference.

                                        Northern Illini is the only respectable team.
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                                        • UNCGQ
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                                          • 09-08-09
                                          • 993

                                          #21
                                          This just in. Ohio can't stop them on 1st or 2nd down either.

                                          And since Ohio is 11th in the MAC on 3rd on offense, it doesn't look like they know what a sustained drive is.
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                                          • yisman
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                                            • 09-01-08
                                            • 75682

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by yisman
                                            A mediocre college defense is going to make one of the all time great pro defenses look like pikers?
                                            Did I say mediocre? I should've said gawd-awful.


                                            One of the worst defenses in college.
                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                            [/quote]

                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                            • Whippit
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                                              • 04-29-10
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                                              #23
                                              both these teams are on same level, pal

                                              let's not let one game & 6 of 7 on 3rd down distort reality

                                              if troy was worth shit & didn't allow 40 pts a game average then they wouldn't be celebrating like tipsy 13 yearold girls everytime they make a play in this lowly bowl game

                                              most these troy players will be in the unemployment line pretty damn soon
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                                              • Whippit
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                                                • 04-29-10
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                                                #24
                                                unless affirmative action kicks in.....if that's the case then Ohio's players will be in unemployment line so take your pick
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                                                • samdapatriotsfan
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 10-10-08
                                                  • 1585

                                                  #25
                                                  Wow, 48-14 Troy, it does not look good for us OH backers late in the 3rd Qtr.

                                                  Looks like my 1 unit is being donated to the sportsbooks Xmas fund.

                                                  Good thing there is always tomorrow!!!
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                                                  • yisman
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                                                    • 09-01-08
                                                    • 75682

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Whippit
                                                    both these teams are on same level, pal

                                                    let's not let one game & 6 of 7 on 3rd down distort reality

                                                    if troy was worth shit & didn't allow 40 pts a game average then they wouldn't be celebrating like tipsy 13 yearold girls everytime they make a play in this lowly bowl game

                                                    most these troy players will be in the unemployment line pretty damn soon
                                                    Ohio's defense isn't good, pal.

                                                    How long until they actually get a stop?
                                                    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                    [/quote]

                                                    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                    • UNCGQ
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                                                      • 09-08-09
                                                      • 993

                                                      #27
                                                      Ohio's defense couldn't stop my dead grandmother.

                                                      500+ yards for Troy and it's not even the 4th quarter yet.
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                                                      • Whippit
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                                                        • 04-29-10
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                                                        #28
                                                        once game went 14-7 on that blown 3rd down play everything was out the window

                                                        you can't judge performance anymore at that point because the game's a bust

                                                        what you can judge, however, is player conduct/character.....and to see Ohio players conduct themselves in professional manner during a losing cause, well that tells me that next time when Troy isn't so lucky, this will be a blowout the other way

                                                        Troy still behaves like hoods, even after the score is 38-7. Despicable, and that doesn't prep them for the real world when they're out in the cold & unemployed after *cough* graduation *cough*

                                                        Troy caught some lucky breaks tonite, I'll agree with you there, but it's the professionism of Ohio that Proves they're the better team if not for Troy's lucky breaks. On that, I will agree with you.
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                                                        • zuluhead1``1
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                                                          • 11-07-10
                                                          • 733

                                                          #29
                                                          Troy was easy money. Ohio was at best the third best team out of the MAC, but I would put them further down.
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                                                          • yisman
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-01-08
                                                            • 75682

                                                            #30
                                                            the game isn't decided by which team is more "professional"


                                                            Ohio's defense was just pathetic.
                                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                            [/quote]

                                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                            • UNCGQ
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 09-08-09
                                                              • 993

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Whippit
                                                              once game went 14-7 on that blown 3rd down play everything was out the window you can't judge performance anymore at that point because the game's a bust what you can judge, however, is player conduct/character.....and to see Ohio players conduct themselves in professional manner during a losing cause, well that tells me that next time when Troy isn't so lucky, this will be a blowout the other way Troy still behaves like hoods, even after the score is 38-7. Despicable, and that doesn't prep them for the real world when they're out in the cold & unemployed after *cough* graduation *cough* Troy caught some lucky breaks tonite, I'll agree with you there, but it's the professionism of Ohio that Proves they're the better team if not for Troy's lucky breaks. On that, I will agree with you.
                                                              Yeah, I just don't have the energy at this point in the day to put in the requisite amount of effort that the response to this post requires.
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                                                              • UNCGQ
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                                                                • 09-08-09
                                                                • 993

                                                                #32
                                                                I just caught some of that 'professionalism' as the Ohio player blindsided the Troy player out of bounds over the pile of a dead ball.
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                                                                • Whippit
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                                                                  • 04-29-10
                                                                  • 3065

                                                                  #33
                                                                  payback

                                                                  Troy's been doing that all night, I hope these teams meet out back after the game so Troy gets what they deserve

                                                                  I lost $1100 on this game
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