Well ok....so Uncle Murdoch's exclusive inside information on the Rutgers game didn't quite pan out and my John Deere currently sits without the plasma tube I envisioned. Special teams meltdowns sabotaged the effort and had the Knights in chase mode all night. No matter, time to put that mess in the rear view mirror.
There's another pot of gold to be had. I sought out Uncle Murdoch yesterday to get the good word on any upcoming ballgames. I made a surprise visit to his Vegas estate, dubbed the "the handicapping compound." After a couple of firm knocks on the hand-carved oak door, it swiftly swung open and I was enveloped by a dense cloud of smoke, ripe with the scent of smoldering hash. Once the fog lifted, I saw Uncle Murdy standing in the doorway wearing nothing but a pair of aviator shades and a tube sock over his member, a la The Red Hot Chili Peppers circa 1988. Now to the layman, this might represent the look of a man who's own sanity has packed its bags and hit the road, never to return. I, however, knew that this simply meant Uncle Murdoch was hard at work, carefully assimilating data like Willy Wonka with a new recipe. Sigmund Freud himself would be hard pressed to crack this nut when he's "in the zone." While his ways may be unorthodox, there is a method to this madness and it always yields results.
Almost as if he immediately knew the purpose of my presence, he muttered a simple, succinct statement..."Fade the fat man." After a long rambling spiel, I too was convinced that indeed the time has arrived to fade the fat man. In short, Oklahoma St. +6 is money in the bank.
Doing some timely scoutwork, Uncle Murdoch was in Lawrence for the Kansas-Nebraska game. The Fox Sports Network spotted him in the crowd, looking like a blue-clad Merlin on acid. There he was, feeling the vibes and working his mojo for the cameras. Anyone who viewed the regional telecast surely saw Uncle Murdy getting some serious face time.
The big blue bus stops here folks. Undefeated SU and ATS, betting against rock chalk jayhawk may seem counterintuitive. But this is the spot to do it. It's now or never. And for all you trend enthusiasts, here's one I dug up. During his tenure at Okie St., Mike Gundy is 8-1 when facing a coach who's cholesterol level is higher than Tom Brady's completion percentage. Just repeat this mantra saturday night: Fade the fat man.
Just in case you didn't think that was enough to satisfy your appetite for spreadwinners, I was able to glean additional picks from wise, old Uncle Murdy. So I unveil them all to you right here, right now. Christmas in November!
Rutgers -19
Wake Forest +9
S. Florida -16.5
Mississippi St. +4.5
Florida St. +6.5
USC -4
There's another pot of gold to be had. I sought out Uncle Murdoch yesterday to get the good word on any upcoming ballgames. I made a surprise visit to his Vegas estate, dubbed the "the handicapping compound." After a couple of firm knocks on the hand-carved oak door, it swiftly swung open and I was enveloped by a dense cloud of smoke, ripe with the scent of smoldering hash. Once the fog lifted, I saw Uncle Murdy standing in the doorway wearing nothing but a pair of aviator shades and a tube sock over his member, a la The Red Hot Chili Peppers circa 1988. Now to the layman, this might represent the look of a man who's own sanity has packed its bags and hit the road, never to return. I, however, knew that this simply meant Uncle Murdoch was hard at work, carefully assimilating data like Willy Wonka with a new recipe. Sigmund Freud himself would be hard pressed to crack this nut when he's "in the zone." While his ways may be unorthodox, there is a method to this madness and it always yields results.
Almost as if he immediately knew the purpose of my presence, he muttered a simple, succinct statement..."Fade the fat man." After a long rambling spiel, I too was convinced that indeed the time has arrived to fade the fat man. In short, Oklahoma St. +6 is money in the bank.
Doing some timely scoutwork, Uncle Murdoch was in Lawrence for the Kansas-Nebraska game. The Fox Sports Network spotted him in the crowd, looking like a blue-clad Merlin on acid. There he was, feeling the vibes and working his mojo for the cameras. Anyone who viewed the regional telecast surely saw Uncle Murdy getting some serious face time.
The big blue bus stops here folks. Undefeated SU and ATS, betting against rock chalk jayhawk may seem counterintuitive. But this is the spot to do it. It's now or never. And for all you trend enthusiasts, here's one I dug up. During his tenure at Okie St., Mike Gundy is 8-1 when facing a coach who's cholesterol level is higher than Tom Brady's completion percentage. Just repeat this mantra saturday night: Fade the fat man.
Just in case you didn't think that was enough to satisfy your appetite for spreadwinners, I was able to glean additional picks from wise, old Uncle Murdy. So I unveil them all to you right here, right now. Christmas in November!
Rutgers -19
Wake Forest +9
S. Florida -16.5
Mississippi St. +4.5
Florida St. +6.5
USC -4
OK st+ 6.5
I have Virginia Tech -6.
