This sport, it is the easiest ever.
You silly gamblers don't even have to be clever.
What the hell is wrong with you guys?
Are you ever going to get the prize?
Why follow people like Justin7?
Whose percentage creeped closer to 11.
Or Dr Bob, he's simply a tout
His record keeping? Tomato has a doubt.
This sport is a cakewalk, so Tomato says
Easier than a guy like Fez
You know from the hit "That 70's show"
He's a pimp although not used to the snow
In Wisconsin, you see it is very cold
But not this weekend, as Tomato went bold
With an 11 teamer, of course it hit
For the mighty Wisconsin Badgers were in it
Tomato was told "don't do it my friend!
It's just more money that you will spend!"
-EV or not, it doesn't matter
For Tomato went on to batter
The books that is, he cleaned up today
While you moronic squares' ships sank into the bay
I mean, come on, WTF where you thinking?
Houston -4, fellas, you had to be drinkin'
Their defense BLOWS yet we saw 90 percent
on the Cougars, please, get bent!
Let the line moved towards the UCF Knights
This was of course to Tomato's delight.
Everyone on this stupid forum said:
"It's a lock! Houston will cover the spread!"
These idiots did the same think last week
And lost when Tulsa covered with that QB sneak
Guys, it's simple, play on the team
Who is lucky enough to get Tomato's lean!
That happens when <40% have backed them
When the line moves the other way, you've found a gem!
You silly gamblers don't even have to be clever.
What the hell is wrong with you guys?
Are you ever going to get the prize?
Why follow people like Justin7?
Whose percentage creeped closer to 11.
Or Dr Bob, he's simply a tout
His record keeping? Tomato has a doubt.
This sport is a cakewalk, so Tomato says
Easier than a guy like Fez
You know from the hit "That 70's show"
He's a pimp although not used to the snow
In Wisconsin, you see it is very cold
But not this weekend, as Tomato went bold
With an 11 teamer, of course it hit
For the mighty Wisconsin Badgers were in it
Tomato was told "don't do it my friend!
It's just more money that you will spend!"
-EV or not, it doesn't matter
For Tomato went on to batter
The books that is, he cleaned up today
While you moronic squares' ships sank into the bay
I mean, come on, WTF where you thinking?
Houston -4, fellas, you had to be drinkin'
Their defense BLOWS yet we saw 90 percent
on the Cougars, please, get bent!
Let the line moved towards the UCF Knights
This was of course to Tomato's delight.
Everyone on this stupid forum said:
"It's a lock! Houston will cover the spread!"
These idiots did the same think last week
And lost when Tulsa covered with that QB sneak
Guys, it's simple, play on the team
Who is lucky enough to get Tomato's lean!
That happens when <40% have backed them
When the line moves the other way, you've found a gem!
