Unknown capper reveals himself!

**jhack704** · 10-30-09, 01:42 PM

**BigdaddyQH** · 10-30-09, 01:50 PM

Who cares who you really are? Are you serious? People in here actually bitched because you call yourself the "Unknown Capper". Unbelieveable. But you are right about some things. Here is the breakdown. Most of these alleged "experts" in here are males between the ages of 21-35, macho, have no clue about football, and are losers. As you may have seen, some B.S. about their records. Others post picks after the game has started. Still others just bitch and moan and make excuses for their losses. They never give credit to the opposing teams. Now not all of these people fit that description, but many do.

I like your sense of humor, but most of these people get offended by it. Screw them. If these babies can not get over it, that is on them. You do your thing. If you win, that is fine. Just don't beat a team that I have played on. If you lose, it is no big deal. I have posted my plays on a spreaedsheet in here, and some of these morons still do not believe them. Screw them. G.L. and keep up the humor.

**ZBOIZ** · 10-30-09, 01:50 PM

**blackbeSSt** · 10-30-09, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by sweetpete57@

I am a successful business owner

of a factory that makes douches?

**sweetpete57@** · 10-30-09, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by BigdaddyQH

Who cares who you really are? Are you serious? People in here actually bitched because you call yourself the "Unknown Capper". Unbelieveable. But you are right about some things. Here is the breakdown. Most of these alleged "experts" in here are males between the ages of 21-35, macho, have no clue about football, and are losers. As you may have seen, some B.S. about their records. Others post picks after the game has started. Still others just bitch and moan and make excuses for their losses. They never give credit to the opposing teams. Now not all of these people fit that description, but many do.

I like your sense of humor, but most of these people get offended by it. Screw them. If these babies can not get over it, that is on them. You do your thing. If you win, that is fine. Just don't beat a team that I have played on. If you lose, it is no big deal. I have posted my plays on a spreaedsheet in here, and some of these morons still do not believe them. Screw them. G.L. and keep up the humor.

Thanks Big Daddy. I know it's sophomoric, but the fact that these whiners are bitching so much actually is encouraging me to be more obnoxious.

**BigdaddyQH** · 10-30-09, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by blackbeSSt

of a factory that makes douches?

Speaking of your typical poster in here. What a group. Try growing up children. My grandkids have more maturity in here than half of you.

**blackbeSSt** · 10-30-09, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by BigdaddyQH

Speaking of your typical poster in here. What a group. Try growing up children. My grandkids have more maturity in here than half of you.

yet you taking up for someone who creates a dupe account to get a rise out of people, is being mature?

**BigdaddyQH** · 10-30-09, 02:10 PM

I am not knocking or defending anyone. The bottom line is this. Either talk about football or get out. These clowns who always think that their way of thinking is the best need to learn a lesson. There are way too many phonies in here. Way too many people who talk about personalities and not the games. If I want to be a smug a**, that is my right. He posted games. We will see if he wins or loses. It is that simple. Everyone in here should do the same. Just post your plays, the reasons for your plays, and move on. Discuss the games. Stop making excuses for your losses. If you can not afford to lose, do not play. Can it be any simpler?

**sweetpete57@** · 10-30-09, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by blackbeSSt

yet you taking up for someone who creates a dupe account to get a rise out of people, is being mature?

First of all, I'd appreciate it if you use proper grammar on my thread. I'm trying to keep my threads sophisticated, thank you very much.

Second, I'm not trying to get a rise out of anybody. This forum is getting lame, and it needed a boost. I could care less if people in a betting forum know who i am or not.

**Bread** · 10-30-09, 02:19 PM

Consider me one of the founding members of the SweetPete/UnknownCapper fanclub!

**BigWoolyMammoth** · 10-30-09, 02:29 PM

i am the greatest nba capper to ever live and post my picks on nba forum.
i do not reveal my analysis, it is a trust factor. why would I reveal my secrets to you? if they dont like my picks, dont take em, I could give a shit. if you dont like to win, then dont tail me, if you cant afford to bet, dont bet- either way, I appreciate unkown cappers honesty and respect his reasoning. I am with ya man, lots of small time gamblers here. If a mod revealed your identity, pm me because 1 did it to me as well. He didnt admit it to me, but several players told me he did.

**sweetpete57@** · 10-30-09, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by BigWoolyMammoth

i am the greatest nba capper to ever live and post my picks on nba forum.
i do not reveal my analysis, it is a trust factor. why would I reveal my secrets to you? if they dont like my picks, dont take em, I could give a shit. if you dont like to win, then dont tail me, if you cant afford to bet, dont bet- either way, I appreciate unkown cappers honesty and respect his reasoning. I am with ya man, lots of small time gamblers here. If a mod revealed your identity, pm me because 1 did it to me as well. He didnt admit it to me, but several players told me he did.

Ok BigWooly. I usually don't bet on the NBA, mainly because the refs fix the games, and I don't like to watch a bunch of thugs take 5 steps without dribbling. With that said, I'll be watching your posts and if you are what you say you are, i'll be on board. GL.

**Robyn** · 10-30-09, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by sweetpete57@

First of all, I'd appreciate it if you use proper grammar on my thread. I'm trying to keep my threads sophisticated, thank you very much.

God damn, you are sexy.

**sweetpete57@** · 10-30-09, 10:04 PM

I want--make that I DEMAND that all the whiners who cried to the moderator to reveal themselves. You're all a bunch of quislings. I had the Balls (and let me tell ya, they're big, and they're connected to a thick, gorgeous cut pe-- nevermind) to come clean on my identity. Now you losers need to come forth too. Quit hiding behind you Batman sheets and expose yourselves damnit!

**romoney** · 10-30-09, 10:08 PM

Master Shake-----Supporter!!!Just Saying!

**sweetpete57@** · 10-30-09, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

God damn, you are sexy.

If you're lucky Robyn (boy, i really hope you're not a dude) I may let you be one of my select few Facebook friends. You will be the only one to see who the Unknown Capper really is. Don't get your hopes up though...

**BrownTown** · 10-31-09, 12:49 AM

Originally posted by blackbeSSt

of a factory that makes douches?

Hey Needle-Dick ... you again!?!?!?!?!
You are even more of an idiot than I gave you credit for

Please shut the **** up if you have no intention on adding anything useful.

When you wake up tomorrow with a bed full of piss, a rubber crank in your ass and your thumb in your mouth clutching your SBR teddy-bear ... get cleaned up and hop on your parents computer. After you get done crying after reading this, remove the crank and change the sheets. Oh, and don't fart ... you might make a mess in your X Men underpants ... again.

Sorry for the rant everyone ... this jackass and the rest of his degenerate friends that rip solid cappers just to rip them really breaks my balls. Okay I'm done.

GL everyone

**LINE-crush-ER** · 10-31-09, 03:59 AM

Originally posted by sweetpete57@

Due to some whiny babies who went crying to the moderator, I am forced to reveal my identity. Guess what? You still don't know who 'sweetpete' is, so I hope you're happy. This reiterates my point as to how this forum has now become mainly a bunch of 12-year old dingbats. So, here are some things to know about the still Unknown Capper...

1. I am a successful business owner, and have money to burn. Unlike you whiny losers who bet their paychecks from bagging groceries all week, it really doesn't matter if i win or lose. whatever i lose is just more money this socialist scum government won't get.

2. I don't care about other people picks. Quit posting on my thread how i'm 'ripping off' other peoples selections. I'm a busy guy and don't have time for statistical analysis on anybody else's selections. Whatever i win or lose is because of my logic and capping.

3. I WILL go 6-4 or better this week, and you know it. And if i don't for some odd reason, let me have it. You have nothing else to do in your grandma's basement other then bitching to the moderator, so bring it on.

To the few real gamblers on this site, GL this week. To the rest of you pre-pubescent virgins, go F--- yourself. Cheers.
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"Go Back to Crapistan" -Michael Savage

Freaking hilarious
OH my
A post my Buddy wrote you wrote that you did this for a living
And capped every game against him , no you want go 6-4

as he is the best Big ten guy around

Your worse than me

**HarrytheHat** · 10-31-09, 06:39 AM

I was gonna give ya a bazillion sbr points for correctly spelling "masturbating" in your very first post. Then I saw the Michael Savage quote. Now I'm thinking more in line of 10 or 11 just out of sympathy for you being a psychotic (a funny one, but hey, I heard Joseph Goebbels was a scream).

You're right up there with that ignoramous cougarbait who has us all breathlessly awaiting his/its record for this year in college and the pros IN BIG BOLD LETTERS. Wow I'm so glad she/he/it prints that TBD after every fvcking post. I might forget otherwise. And boy would my life be meaningless if I missed out on that priceless fantas.... I mean factual information at the end of the season. Big bold letters after every fvcking post.............

**Jaug** · 10-31-09, 06:44 AM

Would be funny if this guy went 3-7 or something his first week. He will then be just as dead as "PAGS"

**DeluxeLiner** · 10-31-09, 06:56 AM

Who was whining about who sweetpete/unknown capper is? I WANT NAMES!

**Hammew** · 10-31-09, 07:03 AM

I am new to the forum, but I wonder how you steal someones picks when there is only 2 teams per game to choose from?

**Robyn** · 10-31-09, 07:07 AM

SBR is a funny place. It seems that at least 60% of the board lacks any sense of comedic understanding.

This Unknown Capper fella, winning week or losing week, is up there in the top 10 of witty posters. And unlike pags, I don't think he is going to go running with his tail between his legs should he to lose.

**Bread** · 10-31-09, 07:28 AM

OK SweetPete what's really going on here?

OK so you're not a big fan of Obama, but you are a big fan of Erin Andrews.

But how come your first 600 posts at SBR all lacked even a speck of comedy in them, then all of a sudden, you're Robin fukkin Williams with your posts.

What snapped inside you, chum?

**hhsilver** · 10-31-09, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

SBR is a funny place. It seems that at least 60% of the board lacks any sense of comedic understanding. ........

.

shhhhh, Robyn. It's better for the enlightened when everyone doesn't get it.

**Robyn** · 10-31-09, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by hhsilver

shhhhh, Robyn. It's better for the enlightened when everyone doesn't get it.

You are absolutely right. The collective ignorance is probably rubbing off on me.

**hhsilver** · 10-31-09, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by Bread

OK SweetPete what's really going on here?

OK so you're not a big fan of Obama, but you are a big fan of Erin Andrews.

But how come your first 600 posts at SBR all lacked even a speck of comedy in them, then all of a sudden, you're Robin fukkin Williams with your posts.

What snapped inside you, chum?

It's simple, Bread. When pags left, he took his sense of humor with him. Pete saw a void and chose to fill it. Thanks Pete, this makes losing that zany, madcap pags easier to take.

**Bread** · 10-31-09, 10:15 AM

I think he has an ulterior motive, Silver. I think he wants to get in my pants!

And it's actually working! Tally ho Petey!!

**BiffTFinancial** · 10-31-09, 10:18 AM

you had me at "proper grammar," too. however, i can't speak for robyn, but i am a dude. bol to you this weekend.

**strictlywinners** · 10-31-09, 10:34 AM

Damn Pete, I'm gone for a few months and I come back and you are all scorned, hahahaha. What happened buddy, instead of SweetPete you should now be known as SourPete. Don't worry my man, I'm back and everything will be good once again, you don't need to statiscally analyze my picks or perform some type of regression, just take Illonoi and thank me when its over. Love the post, you have to realize that 90% of people that post on here are extremely ignorant. I think I might talk to a few people about creating a sort of High Rollers forum, where to qualify you would have to submit gambling accounts that have balances of 10k or more, and yes if you fall below the 10k mark you would be restricted. Actually I'm definitely going to do this.

**sweetpete57@** · 10-31-09, 11:01 AM

Prepare to be amazed people. Winning week is all but guaranteed. Though not entire unknown, the Unknown Capper will become the King of SBR Forum. By bowl season, Mustache Man will be consulting me, and not the H.A.L. computer system for picks (there's a reference nobody got).

Unfortunately, the unknown capper is an important man in the community, and will be working all day. I will find time to check scores and admire my own brilliance. Game time.

**sweetpete57@** · 10-31-09, 11:03 AM

On a side note, Pam Ward is the only woman qualified to do play-by-play. Good, solid sportscasting.

**RoagBettor** · 10-31-09, 11:05 AM

This was the funniest thing I've seen on SBR in months (yeah even more than Sammy's dance routines). Nice job Pete.

Whoever whined to the mods should be banned for being a f'n p*ssy. Grow some f'n b*lls.

**landers781** · 10-31-09, 11:14 AM

On your plays for the hell of it! Good luck