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  • IILC
    SBR Rookie
    • 09-17-15
    • 4

    #1
    Inside Information Lock
    cut a long story short ...
    I had dinner a few nights ago with some friends of mine in the media industry...Didn't notice it at the time, but there were other personalities there as well, in particular Colin Cowherd. I excused myself to the men's room at the end of dinner (the Italian food was really greasy) and parked myself in a stall. About 5 minutes later I hear the door slam open and two men started rambling. Of course i could recognize one of the voices as a Mr. Colin Cowherd. Throughout the (drunk) rambling, I come to find out that the head coach of the Florida Gators Jim Mcelwain was actually Cowherd's roommate in college at Eastern Washington. As the ramblings continued he started telling his urinal buddy about how much money he was fixing to make off the LSU/FLA game on Saturday. Come to find out Mcelwain has the refs in his pocket for this one, and not only is FLA supposed to go down to death valley and win, but he was saying FLA could win by as much as 17-20 pts. I thought to myself "are you shittin me"..(no pun intended)...Fast forward 45 minutes later after i exit the restroom, the first thing on my mind was to call a bookie i know down in South Louisiana. After leaving him a voicemail, he gets back to me today and tells me about the big money coming in not only on the spread, but also on the FLA ML. If your on LSU I would seriously consider hedging.

    FLA +7 -110 10 units
    FLA ML +210 10 units
    FLA wins 14-17 +1800 1unit
    FLA wins 18-21 +3000 1unit
  • JJJ
    SBR MVP
    • 05-03-11
    • 2610

    #2
    lol is the coach gonna suit up and play and is colin cowherd going to play linebacker in this game?
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    • leetreaper
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 10-23-10
      • 34841

      #3
      faken retard
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      • SBRMAN23
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-07-11
        • 6906

        #4
        Wow 7-0 if i come back to this thread and this all hits i will be soo pissed haha anyway GL man
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        • Itsamazing777
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-14-12
          • 12602

          #5
          First post
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          • beefcake
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-26-09
            • 14029

            #6
            IIc may actually be Colin Cowherd
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            • SBRMAN23
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-07-11
              • 6906

              #7
              Ouchhhh lol
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              • TexasBooster
                SBR Rookie
                • 10-03-15
                • 9

                #8
                Who da faq takes a 45 minute dump at a restaurant?! The server probably thought u skipped out on the check.
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                • trobin31
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-09-14
                  • 9854

                  #9
                  Very convincing. Great write up. #2 works for you!
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                  • recon1
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-13-12
                    • 2579

                    #10
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                    • RRNJ13
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 09-03-14
                      • 282

                      #11
                      Originally posted by IILC
                      cut a long story short ...
                      I had dinner a few nights ago with some friends of mine in the media industry...Didn't notice it at the time, but there were other personalities there as well, in particular Colin Cowherd. I excused myself to the men's room at the end of dinner (the Italian food was really greasy) and parked myself in a stall. About 5 minutes later I hear the door slam open and two men started rambling. Of course i could recognize one of the voices as a Mr. Colin Cowherd. Throughout the (drunk) rambling, I come to find out that the head coach of the Florida Gators Jim Mcelwain was actually Cowherd's roommate in college at Eastern Washington. As the ramblings continued he started telling his urinal buddy about how much money he was fixing to make off the LSU/FLA game on Saturday. Come to find out Mcelwain has the refs in his pocket for this one, and not only is FLA supposed to go down to death valley and win, but he was saying FLA could win by as much as 17-20 pts. I thought to myself "are you shittin me"..(no pun intended)...Fast forward 45 minutes later after i exit the restroom, the first thing on my mind was to call a bookie i know down in South Louisiana. After leaving him a voicemail, he gets back to me today and tells me about the big money coming in not only on the spread, but also on the FLA ML. If your on LSU I would seriously consider hedging.

                      FLA +7 -110 10 units
                      FLA ML +210 10 units
                      FLA wins 14-17 +1800 1unit
                      FLA wins 18-21 +3000 1unit
                      What a beating you took
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                      • jtoler
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-17-13
                        • 30967

                        #12
                        You lost stall boy, whats the next "inside information lock"?
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                        • MeetMeAtQB
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 10-12-15
                          • 28

                          #13
                          need another forum name after that
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                          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-18-11
                            • 7537

                            #14
                            -12 unit loaf pinching


                            Hope ya least showed Colin some respect with a courtesy flush.
                            But hey, if ya stole some TP you still made out... cuz betting air don't cost nuthin, pal.

                            Btw, enroll in a creative writing course @ your local community college.
                            Probably have to get your G.E.D. first... but it'll be worth it.
                            This effort gets a D (if ya had threw in Colin didn't wash his hands: D +)
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                            • Itsamazing777
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-14-12
                              • 12602

                              #15
                              Buried
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                              • BigdaddyQH
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-13-09
                                • 19530

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Itsamazing777
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                                Last post also. What a loser.
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