I hardly bet college football, but when I do

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TCU - three units
+8 (-120)

ALABAMA - one unit
-10 (-110)

WASHINGTON - two units
-3.5 (-110)

BOSTON COLLEGE - three units
+3 (-105)

TEXAS TECH - two units
+7 (-120)

TEXAS - one unit
+17 (-115)

DUKE - three units
+4 (-110)

USC - one unit
-3 (+110)

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6-1 with literally thirty to forty tiny round robin parlays riding on USC covering -3, totaling around $750. It's a situation I'd like to guarantee some sort of profit.

Of course that line is down to PK so I can't even hedge without risking losing everything hahahahaha ugh.

Any advice? I'm considering putting $100 on Zona -3.5 (+200) but then I'm wide open, and I obviously don't think that'll hit as evidenced by my picking USC in the first place.

Maybe tease Arizona +6 or +7 but with what? The over is still at 59, even after the tease.

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What a terrible way to end a good day