Wildcorndog vs Eddy Munny ....this Thursday......scheduled for 5 rounds!!

[Eddy Munny]

This is just a bulletin announcing plans for a head-to-head handicapping contest between Wildcorndog's "Diamonds" and Eddy Munny's "Potatoheads." Wildcorndog hails from the land of the squares, where everything corners at 90 degrees. He believes he is the best handicapper on SBR and wants to prove it when the lights are on. Mr. Munny is an up and coming rookie who's looking to rebound from a subpar weekend and do so in epic fashion. See he wins this knock-down-drag-out clash of cyber-egos when each participant submits his best 5 picks for CFB, this Thursday Thursday Thursday.

[House]

Throw videos up , make it epic ...... I think Corndog will win this one lol

[Eddy Munny]

I just checked the Vegas odds, and I'm a 3/2 favorite. The pundits are saying he can't seem to navigate the minefield of handicapping outside of the marquee television games, and that he pretty much blew his wad in week one. They're also reporting he's fat and happy a-la Rocky Balboa in III, when he got his clock cleaned by a much grittier, hungrier Clubber Lang in the first bout.

[Oteder]

Let's do it I'll be watching and keeping score!

[wildcorndog]

Yawnnnn... You kids tickle me.



I will dominate.

[Eddy Munny]

Yawnnnn... You kids tickle me.



I will dominate.

Vegas doesn't think so. If you were a game show, you'd be Hollywood "Squares."

[wildcorndog]

Who's the Boss

[Eddy Munny]

Who's the Boss

Yea that's not a game show dummy. That's a sitcom, which accurately sums up your handicapping capabilities.

[House]

Whoa BOOM ^^^^^ lol we know who's sharp

[Night-Tripper]

Throw videos up , make it epic ...... I think Corndog will win this one lol

Razor-sharp wit beats heavy chalk any day of the week.

[House]

agreed ^^^^ 100%

[9ersPride]

Wheres the picks guys??

[wildcorndog]

I'm comin hold on.

[gRamblin' Man]

The suspense is killing me!!

[wildcorndog]

Here you go folks... Read em and weep.

Florida -3
Texas -7
Utep -7
UGA -3
LSU -34.5

[blackeyeshamus]

[Eddy Munny]

Here you go folks... Read em and weep.

Florida -3
Texas -7
Utep -7
UGA -3
LSU -34.5

Well nothing to see here folks. These picks are about as anticlimactic as it gets. I already knew when this challenge was issued that Florida and Texas would comprise two of your five, no doubt about it. The only real surprise here is that you didn't also include Oregon. This is you in vintage form, squarest of the squares. Maybe they'll hit, maybe the won't....I'm not declaring one way or the other, just that you're quite predictable in your picks, save for maybe Utep....Further evidence that you should just have your name legally changed to "Joe Public." Maybe that's what you meant by "read em and weep," that anyone foolish enough to tail you, will only be led to the slaughter.

[Eddy Munny]

Submit your best 2 NFL plays Wildcorndog. We'll up the ante just a tad. Then I'll submit my 7 picks.

[9ersPride]

Where are ur picks Munny??

[Eddy Munny]

Where are ur picks Munny??

Well they are Potatohead picks guy....so I have to peel them first. It takes time. I don't just pull them out of my ass like Corndoggy.

[Eddy Munny]

Also, I have to seek the approval of Mr. Potatohead himself. Everyone knows that Mr. Potatohead is a first-ballot Toys Hall of Fame inductee, but what they may not realize is that he is also a world-class handicapper.

[Eddy Munny]

I have just been given blessing by Mr. Potatohead to proceed with the unveiling of my 5 Potatohead Pix. Where's Corndoggy with his NFL selections? I think he's cowering right now. He knows that this is the week he faceplants. We might have to call this thing off. I smell a TKO.

[wildcorndog]

Tampa -3
Colts -10

[Eddy Munny]

You know what Corndog? I actually like that Tampa pick, but I'll let you have it....that's one of the advantages of going first I guess.

[Eddy Munny]

Well I'll give my 2 NFL plays first, and these count as part of the 7 play competition: Titans +7 . . . . Cowboys/Giants Over 48.5

[Eddy Munny]

And now for the much-heralded, award-winning, mouth-watering, pocket-padding Potatohead Pix..........

[Eddy Munny]

Michigan St./South Florida Under 44

[Eddy Munny]

Missouri/Toledo Over 66

[Eddy Munny]

Kansas St./UL Lafayette Over 61

[Eddy Munny]

Oklahoma -21

[Eddy Munny]

And last but not least......the nationally televised showdown in Ann Arbor in primetime......I give you.......

[Eddy Munny]

Notre Dame +4 (will win outright, but taking the points in the competition)

[Eddy Munny]

The floor is now open for questions/comments/concerns. You can also use this opportunity to make predictions as to the winner of tonight's head-to-head. Or if you just wanna flame Wildcorndog, that's ok too.

[wildcorndog]

Just to keep it real you can check my there's on the NFL board I have ravens +9.5

[wildcorndog]

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