but of course, I only hit a 4 or 5+ team MLB parlay when I am just fukkn around and put it together in a minute during a break at work on the droid, without much thought put into each pick. just picking some teams that won the previous night, throwing in a random dog... fade the Astros... So I make it for like $5 to win $100 or less & of course it ends up hitting 
Why didn't I make the parlay for $100 and add a cool 2K to my account
Here is the parlay I made on my break at work at 12:25 pm EST... and the only thoughts I had go into my head before I made each pick
Marlins +117 (no way Phillies sweep, Marlins shutout 2 days in a row... due to score runs while Philly faced a lefty)
Cubs -1.5 +155 (Astros win 2 games in a row...
...no way!)
Nationals -128 (Fukk Timmy he sucks this year)
Mariners -131 (Felix had been on FIRE up until his last start... and Tampa even while winning, hadn't been scoring a lot... and after blowing their win streak last night... figured moral would be down)
SO OF COURSE THEY ALL HIT AND FELIX THROWS A FUKKN PERFECT GAME
Why didn't I make the parlay for $100 and add a cool 2K to my account
Here is the parlay I made on my break at work at 12:25 pm EST... and the only thoughts I had go into my head before I made each pick
Marlins +117 (no way Phillies sweep, Marlins shutout 2 days in a row... due to score runs while Philly faced a lefty)
Cubs -1.5 +155 (Astros win 2 games in a row...
...no way!)Nationals -128 (Fukk Timmy he sucks this year)
Mariners -131 (Felix had been on FIRE up until his last start... and Tampa even while winning, hadn't been scoring a lot... and after blowing their win streak last night... figured moral would be down)
SO OF COURSE THEY ALL HIT AND FELIX THROWS A FUKKN PERFECT GAME