Never played baseball, still can pitch better than Gutherie

[Allure]

I too can give up 6+ runs every single game, why don't I get paid millions?

[Allure]

[Allure]

7 hits, 5 runs in 2 innings so far.

ERA almost at 480.

[HoulihansTX]

He is just securing his name on the list of guys receiving pension till the day they die.