DoctorPhil

DoctorPhil · 06-29-12, 02:07 PM

Good Afternoon, today we have a special treat in store for you guys. This man has ruined the lives of those he loves and those dearest to him by gambling and losing the majority of his paychecks to offshore accounts. He has touted his plays in hopes of gaining a couple SBR points to offset his massive debts. It has gotten so bad that recently he had to sell his car, and move back in with his mother.

Ladies and Gentleman, please give a warm round of applause to Brahmabull117!

DrPhil: Brahma, now I understand you have lost hundreds upon hundreds of dollars that you have stolen from friends and family members to make gambling bets that you are not able to pay back, is this true?

BB: Well technically yes, but Doctor Phil, you must understand; gambling is full of ups and downs and right now I'm just on a down turn. I have been documented at over 60% win rate my past 50 plays, but just had a few bad beats here and there which cost me to go into the red.

DrPhil: Yes, I see that. But have you considered that hitting plays at a 60% win rate laying chalk as heavy as -220 is not good enough to ensure profit? I've seen gamblers live you before, and they always fall into the same trap. They bet huge sums of money on heavy favorites believing that there is no possible way they're going to lose, and most of the time their right; but when the dominoes fall, and they will, the whole house falls with it.

DrPhil: I have seen cases like this before, and those in my profession would typically diagnose it as "public squareitis". It's typical of inexperienced gamblers who believe they will make profit in the long run betting on huge favorites. Althought it may be profitable in the short run, sooner or later, that one underdog is going to bury your bankroll.

BB: No, Doctor, you don't understand, if you lay the RL on these heavy favorites, they will always cash, because these heavy favorites are so good that they always win their games by more than 2 runs.

DrPhil: Audience members, as we can see, Brahma has been sucked afflicted by a serious case of "public squareitis" and cannot see the true self destructive habit he is leading himself down. There is hope though however, and that is by following my play I have tonight.

DrPhil: Brahma and fellow audience members: the play tonight is Miami -110. This is an anti-public play with Cliff Lee on the mound for the Phillies, but this guy has been getting rocked all season long and just isn't the same type of player. Josh Johnson has been very good lately and almost back into his CY young contending form.

DrPhil: That concludes our segment for today, and I hope you take this advice and bring it into your household for some future earnings.

DoctorPhil · 06-29-12, 09:10 PM

Alright you fkkkkkkken degenerates, I hoped u tailed that MIAMI play.

Tonight I'm on the GIANTS -1.5 +145