Is this even possible?

[creightonbjaysNC]

Here's my parlay for tonight, who's going to be the first one to ridicule me

	5/15/12 6:44pm	$6.00	$1,575.32	Pending	7 Team Parlay
				Pending	5/15/12 7:10pm MLB Baseball 909 Pittsburgh Pirates -1½ +280* vs Miami Marlins (K Correia - R must Start J Johnson - R must Start)
				Pending	5/15/12 7:10pm MLB Baseball 911 Cincinnati Reds/Atlanta Braves Under 7½ -150* (J Cueto - R must Start T Hudson - R must Start)
				Pending	5/15/12 10:10pm MLB Baseball 913 Arizona Diamondbacks +101*vs Los Angeles Dodgers (W Miley - L must Start C Billingsley - R must Start)
				Pending	5/15/12 7:05pm MLB Baseball 923 Oakland Athletics -1½ +230* vs Los Angeles Angels (B Colon - R must Start E Santana - R must Start)
				Pending	5/15/12 7:05pm MLB Baseball 925 Tampa Bay Rays/Toronto Blue Jays Under 8½ -148* (D Price - L must Start H Alvarez - R must Start)
				Pending	5/15/12 7:05pm MLB Baseball 927 New York Yankees/Baltimore Orioles Under 8½ -125* (C Sabathia - L must Start W Chen - L must Start)
				Pending	5/15/12 8:05pm MLB Baseball 929 Kansas City Royals/Texas Rangers Over 10½ +108* (V Mazzaro - R must Start C Lewis - R must Start)

Just for good luck, I'm going to say these are all LOCKS hahahahahahaha
God-speed friends