Squirrel Kokomo MLB Picks

[Squirrel Kokomo]

Don't tail, you'll probably lose...Don't fade, it's bad karma, and you'll probably lose. Discussion, opinions, banter, humor all belong here.

For 5/7, I'm betting these games:
Colorado Rockies +105 ($80 to win $84)
Cincinnati Reds +124 ($50 to win $62)
Giants @ Dodgers UNDER 6.5 +110 ($50 to win $55)


Today's IMAGE of the day:


RIP Papa Beck

[Dexter]

dude......the next time you want to come into someone elses thread and talk shit, i suggest you have even a small amount of short term success to lean on.

i just looked up all of your baseball threads/plays posted and you were 0 for 4 as far as producing a winning thread. here yet is another losing day. the best i found was 1-1.

now listen - short term results mean nothing, and i am never one to talk down to someone when they lose. but you waltzed into my thread yesterday after a bad day and decided to be a wise ass when i have never conversed with you in the past.

[Squirrel Kokomo]

dude......the next time you want to come into someone elses thread and talk shit, i suggest you have even a small amount of short term success to lean on.

i just looked up all of your baseball threads/plays posted and you were 0 for 4 as far as producing a winning thread. here yet is another losing day. the best i found was 1-1.

now listen - short term results mean nothing, and i am never one to talk down to someone when they lose. but you waltzed into my thread yesterday after a bad day and decided to be a wise ass when i have never conversed with you in the past.

here is a prideful man! you have no clue about my success or lack of success in sports wagering. i'm about a break even bettor that does it for fun, i haven't devised any hilarious systems that i believe can beat the books.

i am glad you took the time to look up the 3 or 4 threads i have made since joining sbr. i must have struck a nerve with my one line, 'people tail this guy?'. I'm really sorry that upset you enough to look into my sbr history. you got crushed in your nba thread and now a tough start to the mlb season. i was simply asking the people that follow you if they honestly blindly tail your picks. i'm sorry i upset you man. the main reason i posted that is not because you had a rough day, but because you are a huge fkn douche bag so regularly. lots of people have tough days around here, you are the only person whose thread i have posted in.


today for me:

Cincinnati Reds -128

[Squirrel Kokomo]

This is a freaking online forum man. I am still laughing at the two PMs you sent me Dexter. JESUS! You are sad man....I didn't realize I was dealing with a 13 year old. I said one thing, 'People tail this guy?', in your thread.....

[Squirrel Kokomo]

Lol, you bumped every single one of my threads. Get psychological help soon, and for God's sake I hope you do not have children. I am chuckling about how upset those four words made you, but in reality it is not funny. Good luck in gambling and life, I don't wish any ill will upon anyone.

[Dexter]

here is a prideful man! you have no clue about my success or lack of success in sports wagering. i'm about a break even bettor that does it for fun, i haven't devised any hilarious systems that i believe can beat the books.

i am glad you took the time to look up the 3 or 4 threads i have made since joining sbr. i must have struck a nerve with my one line, 'people tail this guy?'. I'm really sorry that upset you enough to look into my sbr history. you got crushed in your nba thread and now a tough start to the mlb season. i was simply asking the people that follow you if they honestly blindly tail your picks. i'm sorry i upset you man. the main reason i posted that is not because you had a rough day, but because you are a huge fkn douche bag so regularly. lots of people have tough days around here, you are the only person whose thread i have posted in.
today for me:

Cincinnati Reds -128

hilarious systems? haha - since i have joined SBR, my AutoPlays (not systems) have been absolute money and we're not talking about a 2 month sample size. Try 3 years clown. And here is the best thing about that claim - it can be easily backed up by looking at my transparent/documented threads. but yeah, very hilarious.

i got crushed in the nba? i would go double check that thread again clown.
NBA 2011/2012: +76u

i am a huge fkin douchebag regularly? are you sure you are talking to the right person? i dont run around threads talking shit. i simply post my plays in my thread and treat people online with the utmost respect - show me where i have been a douchbag to someone (other then now with clowns like you).

dude - you're a joke who is clearly bitter because you lose money at something you're addicted to. that must be rough...who knows, maybe you went deep on one of my plays yesterday. if so, i am truly sorry, but hang in there sweetheart.

[Dexter]

Lol, you bumped every single one of my threads. Get psychological help soon, and for God's sake I hope you do not have children. I am chuckling about how upset those four words made you, but in reality it is not funny. Good luck in gambling and life, I don't wish any ill will upon anyone.

ive looked back at your posts and you sing the same song of how you're "chuckling" and find it so funny.
you got into it with nocoin as well.

the fact is i have never posted in your direction, and you bitterly made a jerkoff comment in my thread for no reason - guys like you are so transparent.

[Dexter]

This is a freaking online forum man. I am still laughing at the two PMs you sent me Dexter. JESUS! You are sad man....I didn't realize I was dealing with a 13 year old. I said one thing, 'People tail this guy?', in your thread.....

thats because i wanted to make sure you saw my post with my results for the last 12 months. see, i never brag, promote etc....but i can always bring up the facts when dealt with an online punk like you.

but i know man...i am the sad one with no life, even though you were trolling in my thread at 2am on a Saturday night

and by the way - break even at this is actually a lot better then most here can do. i wanna see you now do what i do for the next 12 months (track all your plays clearly)......i bet you're not a "break even" handicapper.

[Squirrel Kokomo]

Came in here to post a play, and I get a great laugh.

Okay, I won $50 on the Reds last night and am up in this thread. I'm probably down a bit on my posts on SBR, so I'll start clean from 0 here if that's okay and track my plays all season....or if you want to back and find all of my posted plays and weight them evenly I'll start at whatever that is.

Just reread your three posts to me in this thread and the many others...you posted in every thread I have posted a pick in on this site and sent me three PMs...

I have never tailed a single one of your pick. I actually literally have not read a word of any of your threads. I saw some guy complaining about losing money from yours and your buddy LTAs threads and a bunch of douchebag comments you had made in response, so I went in your thread and posted 'people tail this guy?'....believe it or not, that's the truth. and it is unreal how upset it made you, but sure I'll track my plays at your request

and i am also 'chuckling' at how every single post you have directed at me is edited, often ten or more minutes after you've posted it. i hope you worded everything exactly as you like.

[Squirrel Kokomo]

YTD 0-0 0.00u

5/14:
New York Yankees -110
Chicago Cubs +144
Rays / Blue Jays Under 8 -125

[Dexter]

I apologize if i made a "douche-bag" comment - i am far from that, and if i came across that way perhaps its because i was not doing well that day.

Good Luck with your season.

[Squirrel Kokomo]

Thanks, you too.

5/14: 2-0-1 +2.44u

YTD: ^^

[Mriceyman]

Lets make this a winning thread

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/15:
Royals / Rangers Over 10 -110
Oakland A's +138
Atlanta Braves -115

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/15:
Royals / Rangers Over 10 -110
Oakland A's +138
Atlanta Braves -115

Detroit Tigers +105

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/15: 3-1 +2.05u

YTD: 5-1-1 +4.49u

[Dexter]

good job - do you go much heavier on games sometimes, or mostly flat bet each game?

[Squirrel Kokomo]

My brain weights them equally, the degen in me obviously weights them differently.

Red Sox / Rays Over 8.5 -112
New York Yankees -121
Chicago White Sox +103

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5/16: 0-3 -3.33u

YTD: 5-4-1 +1.16u

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Diamondbacks / Rockies Under 9.5 -110
Detroit Tigers -205, -1.5 +100 (to win .5u each)

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/17: 0-2 -2.53u

YTD: 5-6-1 -1.37u

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/19: Pirates / Tigers Under 8 -110

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5/19: Pirates / Tigers Under 8 -110

St. Louis Cardinals +132

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/19: 1-1 EVEN

YTD: 6-7-1 -1.37u

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5/23:
Rays / Blue Jays Under 7.5 -125
Boston Red Sox -110

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/23:
Rays / Blue Jays Under 7.5 -125
Boston Red Sox -110

Mets / Pirates Over 7.5 -115
Twins / White Sox Under 8 -120
Seattle Mariners +130

editing in: St. Louis Cardinals -1 -147

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/23:
Rays / Blue Jays Under 7.5 -125
Boston Red Sox -110

Mets / Pirates Over 7.5 -115
Twins / White Sox Under 8 -120
Seattle Mariners +130

editing in: St. Louis Cardinals -1 -147

Toronto Blue Jays +114
Cubs / Astros Under 7 -120

[Squirrel Kokomo]

adding: Colorado Rockies +145

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5/23: 6-3 +3.35u

YTD: 12-10-1 +1.98u

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/24:
Braves / Reds Under 9 -115
Angels / Mariners Under 6.5 -110

edit in: Cardinals / Phillies Over 7.5 -120
St. Louis Cardinals -1 -102

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/24:
Braves / Reds Under 9 -115
Angels / Mariners Under 6.5 -110

edit in: Cardinals / Phillies Over 7.5 -120
St. Louis Cardinals -1 -102

San Francisco Giants +135
San Diego Padres +121

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/24: 4-1-1 +3.54u

YTD: 16-11-2 +5.52u

[Squirrel Kokomo]

5/25:
Rays / Red Sox Under 9 -125




Pittsburgh Pirates -120



Philadelphia Phillies -119

[pacocn]

Squirrel i second the rip for Rod Beck i
miss him dearly and speak of him often he was a real
American hero, and he liked to party

[Squirrel Kokomo]

adding:
Kansas City Royals +122