-173, I dont give a fukk if its -700 trillion, this is a lock. Its unload time again folks. Im putting out an SF Lock.
Let the parading and celebrating in the streets begin once more as everyone scrambles to sell everything they own and unload it on the freakshow that is called Timothy Leroy Lincecum.
This freakshow is a two time Cy Young winner and Should have been the WS MVP.
Tim is sober now. All the THC is out of his system, hes ready to rock. Tim is going to grab the Padres by the throat in a deranged frenzy and refuse to let go for at the very least 7 innings tonight for several reasons:
1) The Padres are a AAA team masquerading as a big league ballclub
2) He pitched well his last outing and Tim is a creature of momentum and confidence. He builds on shit like this. He may throw a complete game shutout tonight.
3) Tim knows how to pitch at home, he feeds off the fans like they are a marijuana brownie.
4) Did I mention hes facing the Padres?
I dont care how bad the juice is. It could be fukkin poison and you should slam this. -173 is a gift from the heavens. The Giants are free money tonight. There is no doubt in my mind the Giants win this ballgame. Not the tiniest shred of doubt whatsoever. Just place the fukkin ticket for as much as you can, watch him dominate then cash your ticket and rub one out and go the fukk to sleep.
You're welcome
sbr