Capping and Discussions 5/18

[onlooker]

Glaus still to come, he is a game killer. Lets get him out KROD.

[Illusion]

We will be lucky to get out of the 9th with no runs scored by the Jays.

So far so good. (knock on wood)

[bigboydan]

Let's figure out Scoscia's thought process:


5.Let me call the squeeze play, because our runner is on 3rd because of an error anyways, so it's all gravy.

i guess he seen dusty baker do it last night, and thought it might work for him too. ?

[Illusion]

Let's figure out Scoscia's thought process:

1.Hmm, Napoli's been on everything all night.
2.Our team sucks so bad though.
3.Let me unzip my pants.
4.Oh shit, I do have a vagina down there.
5.Let me call the squeeze play, because our runner is on 3rd because of an error anyways, so it's all gravy.
6.Oh shit, it was a tie game?
7.Yawn
8.At least there are always leftover donuts in Lackey's locker.

Classic!!!

[onlooker]

So far so good. (knock on wood)

If we lose this game, Im going down to the Private Section and Im going to beat my wood.

[Razz]

Still, it wasn't the worst time to bunt today - that would be Neifi Perez in Chicago with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, down by 2, with men on 1st and 3rd.

[Illusion]

Alright, we got out of it. Now let's end this fvcker.

[bigboydan]

If we lose this game, Im going down to the Private Section and Im going to beat my wood.

LOL

[moses millsap]

Just get a walkoff somehow. I know my ticket for the alt. RL is dead. I'd usually be confident if Figgins got one, but seeing that he got thrown out last time on an attempted sacrifice, I'm not so sure.

[bigboydan]

Mid 9th

shhheeeewwww...

[Razz]

If we lose this game, Im going down to the Private Section and Im going to beat my wood.

It will have to be in extra innings, unless the Angels somehow find a way to give up a run in the bottom of the 9th.

[onlooker]

Come on Angels, lets pull a Brewers. A walk off to win this baby for everyone, so we can all sleep tight tonight.

[Illusion]

A leadoff homer would be sweet, come on Angels!!!

[onlooker]

A leadoff homer would be sweet, come on Angels!!!

Not by Figgins. We are going to need to play small ball here.

[Illusion]

Leadoff hit!!!

[moses millsap]

Still, it wasn't the worst time to bunt today - that would be Neifi Perez in Chicago with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, down by 2, with men on 1st and 3rd.

That was dumb, but done on Neifi's on accord.

Why they take the bat out of the one player in their lineup who's been hitting the ball well tonight is beyond me. Also, he has only attempted 6 sacrifices his entire life in the minors. The manager should be able to recognize the strengths and abilities of his own personel.

Infield single for Figgins

[bigboydan]

i don't care how the halo's get this run. lets just hope they get it here in the bottom of the 9th.

[onlooker]

Ok, we got the speedster on the bags. Lets get him around and home please.

[Illusion]

It was an excuse me check swing hit, but we will take it.

[bigboydan]

C. Figgins singled to third

[moses millsap]

Sacrifice attempt, hopefully we get one of those crazy errors and this game ends.

Come on, you fvcking Rally Monkey. Time to make an appearance.

[Razz]

Let's find a way not to score!

[bigboydan]

COME ON HALO'S !!! get him home somehow

[Illusion]

Figgins steals second!!!

[moses millsap]

Figgins steals 2nd. The throw beat him there, but the tag wasn't slapped down quickly enough, lol. We got lucky on that one, imho.

[onlooker]

Figgins steals second!!!

Sac him over.

[bigboydan]

Sacrifice attempt, hopefully we get one of those crazy errors and this game ends.

Come on, you fvcking Rally Monkey. Time to make an appearance.

maybe you can be a sub for the monkey owned

[Illusion]

Figgins bunted to 3rd...safe at first!!!

[Razz]

Can this guy bunt?

[Razz]

NM, that will work. If we don't score here...

[Illusion]

1st and 3rd with NOBODY out!!! I think we're gonna get this one.

[bigboydan]

well alllllrrrrriiiiggggghhhhtt...

[moses millsap]

Downs is in

[onlooker]

Angels really got to fcuk it up now. I wouldnt be surprised though.

[bigboydan]

If we don't score here...

i'll drive upto chicago, and punch ILL right in the mouth