Anybody else drunk?

[Machine Choice]

I started drinking three hours ago. Now, I'm so drunk I had to wlak to the liquor store so I wouldn't get a DUI>

I'm a very smart machine. If I post any more plays tonight, don't follow them

[JamesBrown]

[starfire]

Just started when Billz gave up a bomb

[smitch124]

wlak safely

[dlunc3]

might as well...not allowed to drive anywhere anyways... hurricane irene has the roads clear here in SJ starting a few minutes ago at 6PM

[gunnersgun]

I wish I was drunk...fuckin twins score 1 run their last seven games and Cy Verlander is what they need to break out of their hitting slump?!?! you gotta be ******* kidding me

[LolsMcwinsey]

I started drinking three hours ago. Now, I'm so drunk I had to wlak to the liquor store so I wouldn't get a DUI>

I'm a very smart machine. If I post any more plays tonight, don't follow them

i am trying so hard not to drink

[HoulihansTX]

VGave up drinking two years ago, and gave up Smoking weed also.

[starfire]

Smoking fuucking & drinking

[broadway6]

I should take shots after betting Arizona/Padres Over...wtf was I thinking?

[LolsMcwinsey]

I should take shots after betting Arizona/Padres Over...wtf was I thinking?

u were thinking "saunders vs harang, two of the worst pitchers who get shelled"

[ScreaminPain]

wlak safely

Hillarious!

[TheLocal]

your thread convinced me- Whiskey shots started 45 minutes ago
feeling good ..
GL 2moro Machine

[chilidog]

Whiskey = helping people deal with in-laws since 2000 BCE

[warriorfan707]

drinking is stupid

[chilidog]

Really? Drinking is stupid? Wrong. Many species seek out the sweet nectar of fermented fruits, for that very purpose. Just because you can't handle yourself on alcohol, does not make the act itself stupid.

[TheLocal]

drinking is stupid

So are your 10* fabricated plays dickhead... Go plan out your plays for tomorrow.
I would rather shit runny whiskey in the morning than listen to your nonsense again
GL

[Luv2Play2]

well i for 1 have plenty of experience in this matter.. lose in the 8th drink a case.. lose in the 9th drink a liter.. been known to have to do both in a nite.. just finished an 18 pack after my jags loss.. im guessing i need to do a beer run now b4 its to late.. 2marrow i may need an early start..gl 2marrow sbr posters..

[chilidog]

damnnn l2p2. Let the cap'n take care of yah. that's an assload of beer!

[TheLocal]

No doubt- that's why I drink whiskey. less trips to the vathroom

[chilidog]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...

[TheLocal]

thats right- I wouldn't endorse drinking prior to making selections, but when its all said and done -" whats the difference"

[Luv2Play2]

im irish, and got a big snout now there will be no mo candy. besides bad beats and a buzz at my age id have a heart attack.. c ya soon chili.. gl always

[chilidog]

Oh never never never log into your sportsbook accounts after you've cracked your first beer. The booze can wait until after you've submitted the wager confirmation page.

[Luv2Play2]

i resemble that remark

thats right- I wouldn't endorse drinking prior to making selections, but when its all said and done -" whats the difference"

it didnt matter.. i flipped a coin, heads toro , tails tbay.. it came up heads i think !! but somehow i played tbay.. worked out just fine

[starfire]

[TheLocal]

I agree chili- have a good night..
I'm going to enjoy the rest of my Saturday...

[TheLocal]

it didnt matter.. i flipped a coin, heads toro , tails tbay.. it came up heads i think !! but somehow i played tbay.. worked out just fine

Funny

[Luv2Play2]

now that i can really agree to.

Oh never never never log into your sportsbook accounts after you've cracked your first beer. The booze can wait until after you've submitted the wager confirmation page.

have made more than 1 mistake b4..

[chilidog]

Yah, but if only I kept the same rules once I hit the craps table.

[Luv2Play2]

oh hell, dont get me started wth casinos.. fukk the games!!! babes and free booze.. can i get a ohh hell yea?

[warriorfan707]

Hey "thelocal"

I hope your family stops you from using you internet soon you loudmouth bum

[chilidog]

Man, we have this one casino downtown that used to have topless blackjack dealers on the 2nd floor. that was awesome while it lasted.

[Luv2Play2]

what the fukk you talking about !!!

I should take shots after betting Arizona/Padres Over...wtf was I thinking?

i bet s.deigo and arz over toooooooooo !! its a winner oh i get it ..im drunk and Fukk that bet up too.. its 20-25 wth 15 to go...

[Luv2Play2]

no way jose

Man, we have this one casino downtown that used to have topless blackjack dealers on the 2nd floor. that was awesome while it lasted.

mikey and booze and nudes make me broke..