New Prop Bet- Carlos Zambrano will commit suicide over/under 30 days

spargament · 08-13-11, 05:43 PM

I'm thinking while he's a whiny, overrated pitcher, this is uncalled for.

Jago2008 · 08-13-11, 05:55 PM

This is a joke dude, seriously get a sense of humor.

miguelj · 08-13-11, 05:56 PM

he's just wants out. and now he has it.loser he is.na na na na hey hey good bye.send him to houston.over 30

dlunc3 · 08-13-11, 05:57 PM

he needs to go be a dh somewhere

Jago2008 · 08-13-11, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by dlunc3

he needs to go be a dh somewhere

HAHAHA ok see that's funny. Thank God some light-hearted jokes.

lunchbawks · 08-13-11, 06:13 PM

Cubs owe him 22 mil no way Carlos wud kill himself. Zambrano really defines the entire Cubs organization-- completely f-cking useless!

spargament · 08-13-11, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by Jago2008

This is a joke dude, seriously get a sense of humor.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Suicide. Haha.
*smh*

Originally posted by dlunc3

he needs to go be a dh somewhere

See, THAT'S funny. I don't know about you, jag, but I'd feel pretty bad if a guy that clearly doesn't have his head screwed on properly went off and killed himself after I made a thread about the over/under on him doing so. Maybe this is a 90/10 situation, where 90% of my reaction is based off of past personal experiences, and having lost people in that fashion in my life in the past, and 10% is an attempt to have some class (which I admit I lack at times). Humor laced with morbidity just comes off 'cheap' to me. Or maybe I rolled out of the wrong side of the bed this morning, who knows.

Jago2008 · 08-13-11, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by spargament

Ha. Ha. Ha. Suicide. Haha.
*smh*

See, THAT'S funny. I don't know about you, jag, but I'd feel pretty bad if a guy that clearly doesn't have his head screwed on properly went off and killed himself after I made a thread about the over/under on him doing so. Maybe this is a 90/10 situation, where 90% of my reaction is based off of past personal experiences, and having lost people in that fashion in my life in the past, and 10% is an attempt to have some class (which I admit I lack at times). Humor laced with morbidity just comes off 'cheap' to me. Or maybe I rolled out of the wrong side of the bed this morning, who knows.

With all due respect, you are taking this way way too seriously, considering you bring up morbidity, I guess you could also associate NPD to your argument- i.e. hard to have a good time with, hyper-sensitive to criticism impulsive lack sense of humor. With that said I'll just leave you with:

HoulihansTX · 08-13-11, 06:55 PM

He is due to make 20+ million within the next 16 months....

NO