True Lion Sports Tip of the Day!

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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

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    True Lion Sports Tip of the Day!
    True Lion Sports (James Earl Jone's voice)!

    True Lion Sports (Ricky Henderson's voice)!

    True Lion Sports (John Elway's voice)!

    Rararararararararadio Network (Bon Jovi's voice)!

    A True Lion Sports company.

    (Cue "If you're gonna play in Texas, ya gotta have a fiddle in the band" on low volume)


    Good day out there to you players in radiooooo land! We're coming to you live over the airways here in damp n crisp Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "He's a really well built man. Let's just say I know from personal experience. He's hot!""), is in da house!

    (Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

    It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!

    (Cue chorus of "Come on Come on Listen to the Money talk" on loud volume for 3 minutes)

    (Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Laura Bush: "The man just picks winner after winner after winner after winner! Good Lordy! He is so BLEEPing smart!")

    Sometimes the smart play is to go over a team's total points scored.
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